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2014-06-17 04:29:10 PM
Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...
 
2014-06-17 06:28:02 PM
I have meth up my ass

LOL
 
2014-06-17 06:32:47 PM
I have a friend who works at a jail in TN and she says she has seen dudes stick some weird stuff up their butts. Out of all she told me my favorites were: .84 in change and a receipt then one guy had a little pistol up stashed up ass.
 
2014-06-17 06:33:47 PM

Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...


The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B
 
2014-06-17 06:35:58 PM

stirfrybry: I have meth up my ass



Stop bragging.
 
2014-06-17 06:39:56 PM
Big Metallica fan.
 
2014-06-17 06:47:54 PM

iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B


Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...
 
2014-06-17 06:50:08 PM
Well it's hard to know the difference when you are already expecting one gun in the underwear, only he had two.
 
2014-06-17 06:52:51 PM
despite searching Vigil not once, not twice, but three times -- and maybe four, depending on how you count.

Does that really vary person to person? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
 
2014-06-17 06:52:56 PM

Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...


So, he can't have had meth AND a gun up his ass? Or he couldn't have just been lying about the meth and just had a gun up his ass? It actually makes sense; if you think about it. Meth is injected. No officer is going to risk getting pricked by shiat covered sharps up a junkie's ass.
 
2014-06-17 06:54:14 PM
I've watched porn and I am still surprised at how much stuff you can actually fit into your ass. It's not even erotic, it's more like watching the discovery channel.
 
2014-06-17 07:02:54 PM

iheartscotch: Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...

So, he can't have had meth AND a gun up his ass? Or he couldn't have just been lying about the meth and just had a gun up his ass? It actually makes sense; if you think about it. Meth is injected. No officer is going to risk getting pricked by shiat covered sharps up a junkie's ass.


When would he have had time to shove a gun up his ass? Or do you honestly think he was driving around with one there already? And the guy's hands were cuffed. How are you going to pull anything out of your ass like that, let alone point it at someone? I'm with Theaetetus on this one. Sounds like cop bullshiat and a drop gun.
 
2014-06-17 07:08:17 PM

Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...


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2014-06-17 07:11:40 PM

iheartscotch: Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...

So, he can't have had meth AND a gun up his ass? Or he couldn't have just been lying about the meth and just had a gun up his ass? It actually makes sense; if you think about it. Meth is injected. No officer is going to risk getting pricked by shiat covered sharps up a junkie's ass.


???? That something new?  Meth is smoked AFAIK, which explains the pipe.

I'd be more interested to know how he extracted the gun in the back of a cruiser without drawing some extreme suspicion.
 
2014-06-17 07:23:11 PM
Meth up the ass... so that's how clown cars work!
 
2014-06-17 07:27:25 PM

iheartscotch: Meth is injected.


I'll bet that burns like motherfarking lightning.
 
2014-06-17 07:28:53 PM
Does that count as a mineral?
 
2014-06-17 07:29:49 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: iheartscotch: Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...

So, he can't have had meth AND a gun up his ass? Or he couldn't have just been lying about the meth and just had a gun up his ass? It actually makes sense; if you think about it. Meth is injected. No officer is going to risk getting pricked by shiat covered sharps up a junkie's ass.

???? That something new?  Meth is smoked AFAIK, which explains the pipe.

I'd be more interested to know how he extracted the gun in the back of a cruiser without drawing some extreme suspicion.


You blow the smoke into a tube and then inject it.
 
2014-06-17 07:31:30 PM

fusillade762: iheartscotch: Combustion: iheartscotch: Theaetetus: Yeah, that seems likely... Cops search the guy four times, finding objects as small and flat as his bank card, but completely miss the gun. That's definitely a lot more reasonable than that a cop gets mad over someone who is only going to be facing a single charge for possession doing meth in his neighborhood, so he shoots the guy in the stomach and plants a gun with the serial number scratched off on him, such that he's now facing additional charges for attempted murder, assault, and weapons possession. Since this all happened in the parking lot of the police station, I'm sure we'll see the video of the handcuffed guy firing the gun any day now...

The guy probably had the gun up his ass. Nothing short of an X-ray would have shown it. They said he produced the gun while his hands were behind his back; which supports the G.N.B(gun in butt) theory. It was a very small caliber, .22 LR or .25 acp; which also supports the G.N.B theory.They patted him down at least 3 times; which supports the G.N.B theory.

/ He was high as a kite and acting squirrelly too. Probably because he had a G.N.B

Uhhh did you RTFA? He had METH up his ass. No more room for a gun. Probably...

So, he can't have had meth AND a gun up his ass? Or he couldn't have just been lying about the meth and just had a gun up his ass? It actually makes sense; if you think about it. Meth is injected. No officer is going to risk getting pricked by shiat covered sharps up a junkie's ass.

When would he have had time to shove a gun up his ass? Or do you honestly think he was driving around with one there already? And the guy's hands were cuffed. How are you going to pull anything out of your ass like that, let alone point it at someone? I'm with Theaetetus on this one. Sounds like cop bullshiat and a drop gun.


Why bother with a drop gun if the guy had already confessed to possessing a controlled substance and was obviously out of his mind high. In my experience; people are weird. He could have just been riding around with a gun shoved up his ass. As to how he got to it; maybe it wasn't in there all the way. Maybe he's really flexible. Maybe he's got super meth powers.

/ Or maybe you guys are right; who really knows
 
2014-06-17 07:33:21 PM
Just to clear it up meth can be smoked, insufflated (snorted), injected or taken orally (brand name Desoxyn). Also, the Denver police are quite corrupt. Here are a few of their latest hits (all from a 1 week period of time no less):

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_25976240/denver-police-releases-na me s-four-officers-arrested-duis
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_25937162/federal-judge-urges-feds- in vestigate-denver-police-sheriff
http://kdvr.com/2014/06/09/denver-police-detective-arrested-on-child -a buse-domestic-violence-charges/
 
2014-06-17 07:36:35 PM
DoBeDoBeDo:
  Meth is smoked

Also crushed and snorted.  Just ask my younger brother, he'd farking know. The dipshiat.

/shakes head
//Hopefully the judge lets him rot this time.
///He had his last bond discharged 3 days before getting picked up this time.  Nice to know he's off meth though (switched to Heroin)!
 
2014-06-17 07:42:06 PM

duffblue: I've watched porn and I am still surprised at how much stuff you can actually fit into your ass. It's not even erotic, it's more like watching the discovery channel.


Ever see the video from about 1985 with Marilyn Chambers and the cue balls?
 
2014-06-17 07:46:45 PM
That's a Raven's Arms P25 semi-auto (.25 caliber).. Altho not a large gun by any means, I fail to see how someone could stick it up their pooper, without damage, considering it isn't exactly smooth on the edges LOL.
 
2014-06-17 08:01:40 PM
He has a mess up his ass?

Well who the hell doesn't?
 
2014-06-17 08:19:51 PM
I used to work in a prison. You would be surprised at how much an ass can hold.
 
2014-06-17 08:22:53 PM

TheMega: That's a Raven's Arms P25 semi-auto (.25 caliber).. Altho not a large gun by any means, I fail to see how someone could stick it up their pooper, without damage, considering it isn't exactly smooth on the edges LOL.


And in photos the aforementioned gat looks pretty damn clean. Unless the gentleman had been doing preparatory enemas to get his sewer pipe all nice and sprarkling, I don't see how a gun could come out of it looking that way.

Well, off to dinner!
 
2014-06-17 09:20:54 PM
> contains some interesting revelations about how cops managed not to find the gat until it was too late

Who the hell says "gat" other than Dashielle Hammett?
 
2014-06-17 09:55:16 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Just to clear it up meth can be smoked, insufflated (snorted), injected or taken orally (brand name Desoxyn). Also, the Denver police are quite corrupt. Here are a few of their latest hits (all from a 1 week period of time no less):

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_25976240/denver-police-releases-na me s-four-officers-arrested-duis
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_25937162/federal-judge-urges-feds- in vestigate-denver-police-sheriff
http://kdvr.com/2014/06/09/denver-police-detective-arrested-on-child -a buse-domestic-violence-charges/


Mostly Denver has LEO with driving problems, more so than regular corruption. They're running people over all the time. Hell, they ran a kid over on his bike then arrested him for complaining. I wish I could find that story. Denver has a lot of hit and runs.
 
2014-06-17 10:27:11 PM

farkingnotworking: TheMega:

That's a Raven's Arms P25 semi-auto (.25 caliber).. Altho not a large gun by any means, I fail to see how someone could stick it up their pooper, without damage, considering it isn't exactly smooth on the edges LOL.

And in photos the aforementioned gat looks pretty damn clean. Unless the gentleman had been doing preparatory enemas to get his sewer pipe all nice and sprarkling, I don't see how a gun could come out of it looking that way.

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That looks painful to carry around up my butt. And why would the cops have bothered to wipe it off first? Don't most cops carry rubber gloves even if they don't always wear them? It'd be more convincing if it weren't so shiny. It looks like a stock image pulled from gunbroker.com.

If I were going to stick something up my ass I'd want to touch again I'd make sure my poop chute was a clean as it could be, but then I'm not a meth head. Of course meth could inspire all the dedication one would need to take three enemas in a row, for example; some meth-ho chick I knew long ago once scoured her whole body with a Buff Puff for two hours, so I know that level of dedication does exist.

Anal? Prep with three enemas and I'll still wear a condom. The boys at juvie jail would ask to "get some shiat on my dick" but that disgusts me.

So yeah, my hunch is that "gat" was planted.
 
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