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(IndyStar)   Before you start tossing water balloons off the sixth floor of a parking garage and some cyclists below you, first make sure they're not really undercover cops   (indystar.com) divider line 37
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2014-06-17 05:33:42 PM  
I am twice confused by the headline.

How are undercover cops able to pose as water balloons?

How were the throwers of the water balloons able to balance themselves atop the cyclists who, for some reason, had traveled to the sixth floor of a parking garage?
 
2014-06-17 05:53:37 PM  
I not to understand.
 
2014-06-17 06:12:50 PM  
Spolsh!
 
2014-06-17 06:13:57 PM  
thishomemadelife.com

and then



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2014-06-17 06:13:59 PM  

Dimensio: I am twice confused by the headline.

How are undercover cops able to pose as water balloons?

How were the throwers of the water balloons able to balance themselves atop the cyclists who, for some reason, had traveled to the sixth floor of a parking garage?


Let me tell you - I don't know!
 
2014-06-17 06:15:36 PM  
They intentionally stupid mistake headlines like writing over you read it full.
 
2014-06-17 06:17:36 PM  
So the cyclists, which may or may not be cops, just let themselves be thrown off the parking garage?
 
2014-06-17 06:18:50 PM  
None of the officers were injured by the falling balloons.

Has anyone EVER been injured by a water balloon? A non-frozen one, that is.
 
2014-06-17 06:19:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [thishomemadelife.com image 600x399]

and then

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If you're going to bother with that, why not just throw croquet balls at people?
 
2014-06-17 06:20:20 PM  

Brick-House: Spolsh!


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-17 06:20:50 PM  

Lochsteppe: Sin_City_Superhero: [thishomemadelife.com image 600x399]

and then

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

If you're going to bother with that, why not just throw croquet balls at people?


Co$t
 
2014-06-17 06:20:56 PM  
I would be upset, too, if someone was throwing me when I was trying to ride my bike
 
2014-06-17 06:22:47 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-06-17 06:24:13 PM  

fusillade762: None of the officers were injured by the falling balloons.

Has anyone EVER been injured by a water balloon? A non-frozen one, that is.


I once imploded a window all over a grand piano using a water balloon.

Granted, it was going about 50 mph...
 
2014-06-17 06:26:06 PM  
This just in:

Fark the police.
 
2014-06-17 06:27:22 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [thishomemadelife.com image 600x399]

and then

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Are you going to eat those pizza rolls?
 
2014-06-17 06:28:16 PM  
Dimensio:  How are undercover cops able to pose as water balloons?

i1.ytimg.com

That was his partner. RIP
 
2014-06-17 06:40:26 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: So the cyclists, which may or may not be cops, just let themselves be thrown off the parking garage?


No, no, no...The cyclists were definitely cops. My question is...why didn't they reveal that while the water balloon perps were climbing on top of them?

/"I'm a cop, please get off me."
 
2014-06-17 06:44:20 PM  
Fill the balloons with acid.
Except subby already took all of the acid.

/it was brown
 
2014-06-17 06:45:28 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Peter von Nostrand: So the cyclists, which may or may not be cops, just let themselves be thrown off the parking garage?

No, no, no...The cyclists were definitely cops. My question is...why didn't they reveal that while the water balloon perps were climbing on top of them?

/"I'm a cop, please get off me."


Keep pedaling cycle boy, I need to throw this water balloon.  To the sixth floor and quick.

/maybe the rode the rear pegs.
 
2014-06-17 06:53:31 PM  
Who has time to check and see if they were cops when an opportunity like this comes along .
 
2014-06-17 07:01:37 PM  

This text is now purple: fusillade762: None of the officers were injured by the falling balloons.

Has anyone EVER been injured by a water balloon? A non-frozen one, that is.

I once imploded a window all over a grand piano using a water balloon.

Granted, it was going about 50 mph...


Any grand piano going 50 is just asking for trouble.
 
2014-06-17 07:04:08 PM  

RottenEggs: Who has time to check and see if they were cops when an opportunity like this comes along .


It's easy. Throw some donuts at them first and check their reactions.
 
2014-06-17 07:04:53 PM  
This story contains cops and cyclist and the comments haven't devolved into the usual fark hate. This makes me happy. Or, I have already put the right people on ignore.
 
2014-06-17 07:28:06 PM  

traylor: RottenEggs: Who has time to check and see if they were cops when an opportunity like this comes along .

It's easy. Throw some donuts at them first and check their reactions.


Yeah but not everyone (me)  is smart like that .
 
2014-06-17 07:38:38 PM  

Empty H: This story contains cops and cyclist and the comments haven't devolved into the usual fark hate. This makes me happy. Or, I have already put the right people on ignore.


To be fair cyclists of the hipster variety are most deserving of thrown bricks, sticks in the spokes and the ole banana in the tailpipe trick...
 
2014-06-17 07:40:12 PM  
My favorite water balloonish incident was throwing Gum plastic shopping bags (2.5 gallonish tied off) out of the 15th story of the hotel we were staying in outside moscow.  It was 1987 and I was 14 (lawn, off, now).  It sounded like several small bombs to me.  I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
 
2014-06-17 08:08:31 PM  

Empty H: This story contains cops and cyclist and the comments haven't devolved into the usual fark hate. This makes me happy. Or, I have already put the right people on ignore.


Headline obfuscation project success is happening, dampens derp while.
 
2014-06-17 08:27:12 PM  
Hopefully the cops returned fire.
 
2014-06-17 09:02:31 PM  
You have the right to remain... you have no rights at all!!
 
2014-06-17 09:06:44 PM  

fusillade762: None of the officers were injured by the falling balloons.

Has anyone EVER been injured by a water balloon? A non-frozen one, that is.


I dropped a cantolope sized one from the 12th floor  at my hotel in Honolulu just as my crew popped on to the 3rd floor top parking deck. !983 lincoln Continental was the  target and it hit right above the drivers head. Punched the roof down about 6 inches and farked the windshield.
My three subordinates in the car freaked the fark out but lived.
Bonus round, I got away with it. 5K in damages in1983 dollars.and we all played dumb.

So technically no one got hurt but the level of shiat that got scared out of the 3 co workers and the major damage to the car makes this one count
 
2014-06-17 09:28:00 PM  
That's the plot of the best episode of "Bosom Buddies".
 
2014-06-17 09:58:21 PM  

traylor: RottenEggs: Who has time to check and see if they were cops when an opportunity like this comes along .

It's easy. Throw some donuts at them first and check their reactions.


Too many false positives. Everyone would run for free ground donuts.
 
2014-06-17 10:09:49 PM  
Correct, if they have the funds to be riding around on nice gear in the middle of the day, put their kids in nice schools from a neighborhood where they got an insider deal on a foreclosed house, their student loans forgiven, fresh haircuts and facials, and a late model foreign car, with nothing more than a bachelors degree in AJ from a state college (that is, they have no ascertainable marketplace value), better steer very very clear of those folks.
 
2014-06-18 04:00:23 AM  

Rivetman1.0: fusillade762: None of the officers were injured by the falling balloons.

Has anyone EVER been injured by a water balloon? A non-frozen one, that is.

I dropped a cantolope sized one from the 12th floor  at my hotel in Honolulu just as my crew popped on to the 3rd floor top parking deck. !983 lincoln Continental was the  target and it hit right above the drivers head. Punched the roof down about 6 inches and farked the windshield.
My three subordinates in the car freaked the fark out but lived.
Bonus round, I got away with it. 5K in damages in1983 dollars.and we all played dumb.

So technically no one got hurt but the level of shiat that got scared out of the 3 co workers and the major damage to the car makes this one count


I'd imagine so. An object dropped from 9 stories up would be traveling at a velocity of around 52 miles per hour at its point of impact. There'd be a fair amount of kinetic energy there to fark something up. You might as well have just chucked a cinder block out of your hotel room.
 
2014-06-18 07:17:26 AM  
seinfeldism.com
 
2014-06-18 08:17:44 AM  
FTA: "Joshua Hayes, 30, and Brandon Harper, 22"

You're 30 years old and you're still throwing water balloons at people?
 
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