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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Today's non-story news story: Roller coaster briefly stops while going up a lift hill   (cincinnati.com) divider line 8
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2856 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jun 2014 at 12:24 AM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-18 01:02:48 AM  
2 votes:
Roller coaster...

SAY WHAT?!
2014-06-18 06:00:27 AM  
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-06-18 01:48:38 AM  
1 votes:

grimlock1972: JAGUART: Walt Disney World, Orlando FL, 1974

My family and I were actually stuck for thirty minutes on the It's a Small World ride. It's just as surreal and maddening as you would think, with that song  droning over and over. Got a free E-ticket out if it.

OMG its a miracle no one committed suicide while trapped.


My sister and I were just little kids, so at first we thought it was neato, but by the end, I think my parents wanted to kill us.
2014-06-18 01:23:29 AM  
1 votes:

JAGUART: Walt Disney World, Orlando FL, 1974

My family and I were actually stuck for thirty minutes on the It's a Small World ride. It's just as surreal and maddening as you would think, with that song  droning over and over. Got a free E-ticket out if it.


OMG its a miracle no one committed suicide while trapped.
2014-06-18 12:56:47 AM  
1 votes:
Thank god they didn't get stuck coming halfway down the hill.
2014-06-18 12:54:49 AM  
1 votes:
Walt Disney World, Orlando FL, 1974

My family and I were actually stuck for thirty minutes on the It's a Small World ride. It's just as surreal and maddening as you would think, with that song  droning over and over. Got a free E-ticket out if it.
2014-06-18 12:41:48 AM  
1 votes:
"Things like that happen," he said. "It's not even a story."

Exactly... though it's funny that the "journalist" included this very quote in his non-story.
2014-06-18 12:28:08 AM  
1 votes:
It's the bane of journalists,  subby: a slow news day and you have to come up with something.

/see also: Judith Miller
 
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