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(Washington Post)   The FBI has a hilariously outdated glossary of internet slang words. ROFL   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 96
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2014-06-17 04:05:50 PM  
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
 
2014-06-17 04:07:21 PM  
Fairly sure the FBI is not going for a Top 40 chart.
 
2014-06-17 04:12:04 PM  
This thread definitely won't be monitored by the FBI or NSA, FFS.
 
2014-06-17 04:43:58 PM  
Oblig
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-17 05:17:05 PM  
RDWHAHB
 
2014-06-17 06:31:06 PM  
NIFOC
 
2014-06-17 07:04:25 PM  
Wait, what?
 
2014-06-17 07:05:23 PM  
YKWRGMG
 
2014-06-17 07:05:34 PM  
Lots Of Love!
 
2014-06-17 07:06:28 PM  
FFS
 
2014-06-17 07:07:28 PM  
I don't know how I feel about tweets being used as a metric for the internet.
 
2014-06-17 07:09:52 PM  

leonel: Lots Of Love!


Little Old Lady!
 
2014-06-17 07:11:17 PM  
indul.ccio.co
 
2014-06-17 07:11:39 PM  
NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-17 07:11:50 PM  

Empty H: I don't know how I feel about tweets being used as a metric for the internet.


The internet isn't metric. It was invented in the US.
 
2014-06-17 07:12:11 PM  
In my day, the internet was written out longhand or typed and you went to a social medium to see if a girl liked you.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-17 07:13:30 PM  
Too bad for them that I communicate exclusively through captioned owl pictures.
 
2014-06-17 07:15:17 PM  
IWHBYD
 
2014-06-17 07:15:20 PM  
Hey FBI - STFU and GBTW
 
2014-06-17 07:15:55 PM  

anfrind: leonel: Lots Of Love!

Little Old Lady!


Lick O Lotipuss
 
2014-06-17 07:17:02 PM  
BIE?
 
2014-06-17 07:17:41 PM  
Anyone else try reading the actual PDF? I tried a couple different methods and it's completely illegible.
 
2014-06-17 07:18:30 PM  

nytmare: [indul.ccio.co image 300x171]


Why the face?
 
2014-06-17 07:18:53 PM  
WWJD?

Where in the World is John Dillinger?
 
2014-06-17 07:20:14 PM  
This list is very helpful in international diplomacy.

images.wikia.com 


cdn.memegenerator.net


/WAPCE should be a thing
 
2014-06-17 07:21:30 PM  
cdn.smartphowned.com
 
2014-06-17 07:21:55 PM  
 
2014-06-17 07:22:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-17 07:23:12 PM  
So the FBI paid somebody to read urban dictionary all day.
 
2014-06-17 07:25:44 PM  
tmanat
 
2014-06-17 07:26:48 PM  

JPINFV:


This is how my mom used LOL for years. I think she's started using it primarily in the current context lately, though.
 
2014-06-17 07:27:14 PM  
It would have been easier to just point them at urban dictionary, but then they would have had to key out through the firewall. Idiots.

/OMGWTFBBQ
//eleventy!!!!11!!1111!
 
2014-06-17 07:28:01 PM  
I'll just leave this here...

http://y2u.be/Ol74ihSvd4w

...only to drive people INSANE!!!
 
2014-06-17 07:28:16 PM  

BitwiseShift: In my day, the internet was written out longhand or typed and you went to a social medium to see if a girl liked you.


img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-17 07:28:53 PM  

dittybopper: Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


We'd be SOL
 
2014-06-17 07:29:00 PM  
The guy who wrote this guide is so old, he knows how to pronounce "gif" properly.
 
2014-06-17 07:29:17 PM  
xspblog.files.wordpress.com
/Oblig
 
2014-06-17 07:32:46 PM  

Koldbern: http://y2u.be/Ol74ihSvd4w


Just for that I sentence you to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
 
2014-06-17 07:33:39 PM  
And people think these guys pulled off 9/11
 
2014-06-17 07:33:43 PM  
Tax dollars at work. Unnecessary spend, etc. etc.

/Someone should point them to urban dictionary; they'd have fun with that.
 
2014-06-17 07:34:41 PM  

syrynxx: The guy who wrote this guide is so old, he knows how to pronounce "gif" properly.


Trick question. The inventor uses j, but the word in the acronym is graphics.
 
2014-06-17 07:36:33 PM  
ROTFL, OMG, RUSTY TROMBONE, LOL, DIRTY SANCHEZ FTW!!!!
 
2014-06-17 07:37:24 PM  
Those FDGR's don't JTRF about TLFD
 
2014-06-17 07:38:20 PM  
efangelist.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-17 07:42:08 PM  
ZERO COOL: Norman, This is Mr. Eddie Vedder from accounts, i just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file i was working on listen im in big trobule, u know anything about computers?

GUARD: umm...ahh...gee

ZERO COOL: right well, my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL, and, I got this big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaci, if i dont get it in he's gonna ask me to commit harry carey, could you read me the number on the modem?...it's a little boxy thing.
 
2014-06-17 07:42:51 PM  
I wonder if they know about this one:
KISS = Knights In Satan's Service
 
2014-06-17 07:43:06 PM  

dittybopper: Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.



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2014-06-17 07:49:18 PM  
tl;dr
 
2014-06-17 07:50:10 PM  

Goetz: dittybopper: Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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fun movie, but I'm not decoding the morse
 
2014-06-17 07:52:28 PM  
In the early days, I accidentally shoulder surfed a friend's email. His dad ended the email with "By the way what does BTW mean?"

I'd like to think this was a dad joke. But it was the early days of everybody learning to internet.

I swear I didn't spy on my friend. I swear this really happened.
 
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