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(Charleston Daily Mail)   "I'm not staggering, I have back problems." says mother of the year candidate with two teens in the car and an award winning booking photo   (charlestondailymail.com) divider line 28
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2014-06-17 03:35:23 PM
Awww, she haz a sad!
 
2014-06-17 03:55:02 PM
And, she's big boned, too.
 
2014-06-17 06:04:18 PM
Only click if you're interested in seeing Nancy grace as a brunette. In other words, don't
 
2014-06-17 06:42:17 PM
Her car has an Interlock device, thats what she needed the kids for.

/Also just have your daughter get her permit, then she can drive your drunk ass to the store.
 
2014-06-17 06:49:12 PM
Nitro? Speedway?

VROOOM!
 
2014-06-17 06:50:21 PM
an Interlock device, which requires drivers to provide a breath sample with a negative blood alcohol content

You can have negative alcohol content?  "I'm not just sober, I'm super-sober!"
 
2014-06-17 06:50:28 PM

Catlenfell: Her car has an Interlock device, thats what she needed the kids for.

/Also just have your daughter get her permit, then she can drive your drunk ass to the store.


Doesn't a licensed driver have to accompany a minor with a permit? And doesn't that licensed driver have to be sober?

I don't know squat about the laws there.

Heh, "Nitro".
 
2014-06-17 06:53:34 PM
She's gonna rue this day.
 
2014-06-17 06:54:20 PM
She's from W.Va. Where's her moonshine still out back?
 
2014-06-17 06:54:40 PM
www.charlestondailymail.com
She looks "mostly dead."
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-17 06:59:51 PM
I expected a little more perk from a Nitro woman.
 
2014-06-17 07:02:48 PM
It's called drink driving.
www.charlestondailymail.com
She looks British.
 
2014-06-17 07:02:58 PM
Dammit mom, this is getting old.
 
2014-06-17 07:07:40 PM
...but then admitted she'd taken Suboxone and Xanax earlier in the day.

I can't believe a doctor would prescribed that combination - something like a methadone and morphine cocktail.
 
2014-06-17 07:08:45 PM
It's fine -- she's Nitro Woman.
 
2014-06-17 07:24:19 PM

jehovahs witness protection: It's called drink driving.

She looks British.


How can you tell without seeing her teeth?
 
2014-06-17 07:30:15 PM
Not what I had imagined a Nitro-woman would look lke.
 
2014-06-17 07:31:34 PM

WTFDYW: She's from W.Va. Where's her moonshine still out back?


In WV you can buy liquor at the Gomart.

Hometown story wooo
 
2014-06-17 07:39:35 PM
I'm nah shtaggerin'; YOU'RE shtaggerin!
 
2014-06-17 07:59:09 PM

trippdogg: ...but then admitted she'd taken Suboxone and Xanax earlier in the day.

I can't believe a doctor would prescribed that combination - something like a methadone and morphine cocktail.


According to her FB page, she is a nurse or some such thing.
 
2014-06-17 08:11:47 PM
She looks like that chick the other day that was pants-less or giving out blowjobs, it gets hard to keep them all straight as we head into summer fun season.
 
2014-06-17 08:14:35 PM

Salmon: She looks like that chick the other day that was pants-less or giving out blowjobs, it gets hard to keep them all straight as we head into summer fun season.


Passing out blowjobs!?

But really, this booking photo is remarkably underwhelming. You lied to me, sunny!
 
2014-06-17 09:05:21 PM
Nancy Grace looks like hell.
 
2014-06-17 09:18:26 PM
I would say revoke her license to drive, but as i saw personally, these drunks don't give a fark about that, they will just keep driving anyway. I can't even remember how many drunks i arrested that had 5 or more DUI convictions, and revoked for life in the state. No insurance, no license, and driving drunk. And after they get out? More of the same. And they will all lie. Every one of them. And people wonder why police officers become jaded and hard.
 
2014-06-18 07:40:16 AM
Related?

www.rawstory.com
 
2014-06-18 08:12:55 AM
When you look at the headlines beneath the article, this somehow seems to make sense:
 Man dies after blow torch blast
 Police say man urinated on vehicle in McDonalds drive-through
 Police hospitalize naked wanderer
Another 'Buckwild' cast member facing charges
Five elementary schools closed in Kanawha
 
2014-06-18 11:01:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 12:11:01 PM
Stop picking on wonderful mother's.  How else would she get the car started if the kids weren't there to blow in the tube-thing?  Hello.  ;)
 
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