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(SeattlePI)   Latest in marijuana slang? 'Don't pull a Maureen Dowd"   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 48
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2014-06-17 06:46:37 PM
I don't know any of the new slang nowadays. I definitely pulled a Munson
 
2014-06-17 08:00:59 PM
What strain is best for slide shows?
 
Zel
2014-06-17 08:02:24 PM
Wow seattlePi. Two popups trying to install android apps. Dirty shiat. Can't see the article!
 
2014-06-17 08:04:12 PM
I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.
 
2014-06-17 08:04:25 PM
Bad enough that the pot junkies are overflowing our emergency rooms with their needles hanging out of their arms, now they're debasing the language, too.
 
2014-06-17 08:05:35 PM
The gov of Fla is about to give his approval for the 'won't get you high' strain of weed for medicinal purposes.

You guys should all be celebrating right? No more of that horrible pain suffering?
 
2014-06-17 08:11:01 PM
Go out and get gay married since you've accomplished the "stoned" part of the biblical verse. Just make sure you don't get hitched to a conservative Republican. They whine.
 
2014-06-17 08:11:20 PM
Shouldn't the tag heading read "spliffy?"/glasses
 
2014-06-17 08:13:00 PM
Shouldn't the tag heading read "spliffy?"/sunglasses
 
2014-06-17 08:13:06 PM

CruJones: What strain is best for slide shows?


You're gonna need some heroin.
 
2014-06-17 08:14:24 PM
Dude...you totally Bill Maher'd that shiat...
 
2014-06-17 08:19:53 PM

I Like Shiny Things: The gov of Fla is about to give his approval for the 'won't get you high' strain of weed for medicinal purposes.

You guys should all be celebrating right? No more of that horrible pain suffering?


I don't know anything about pot but I just assume that anything Rick Scott is farking evil.
 
2014-06-17 08:19:59 PM

Zel: Wow seattlePi. Two popups trying to install android apps. Dirty shiat. Can't see the article!


Works fine on my iPad
 
2014-06-17 08:27:04 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.


I just dont enjoy edibles as much as I enjoy the old fashioned smoke.

And I actually pulled a Maureen Dowd the first time I used a vaporizer.
 
2014-06-17 08:28:44 PM

MFAWG: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.

I just dont enjoy edibles as much as I enjoy the old fashioned smoke.

And I actually pulled a Maureen Dowd the first time I used a vaporizer.


I have asthma, but I also have MS... edibles are good... and they make my hands not shake so f'n much I cant' hold on to a pen.
 
2014-06-17 08:30:19 PM

firefly212: MFAWG: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.

I just dont enjoy edibles as much as I enjoy the old fashioned smoke.

And I actually pulled a Maureen Dowd the first time I used a vaporizer.

I have asthma, but I also have MS... edibles are good... and they make my hands not shake so f'n much I cant' hold on to a pen.


I was not passing judgement, nor will I pass up a cookie if offered, lol.

Just not necessarily my bag.
 
2014-06-17 08:32:12 PM

I Like Shiny Things: The gov of Fla is about to give his approval for the 'won't get you high' strain of weed for medicinal purposes.

You guys should all be celebrating right? No more of that horrible pain suffering?


He is truly history's greatest monster. I voted for legalization in WA simply because I believe that people have the right to carve out a little fun in the drudgery of their day to day life.
 
2014-06-17 08:34:49 PM

MFAWG: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.

I just dont enjoy edibles as much as I enjoy the old fashioned smoke.

And I actually pulled a Maureen Dowd the first time I used a vaporizer.


I pulled a Dowd at a Dead show once, buying a brownie in the parking lot and vastly underestimating its potency. (I had had brownies before, but none like that one.) Like TFA says, it kept delivering the drug long after I had ingested it, and I spent the entire second set really, really wanting to come down and not knowing if I ever would.
 
2014-06-17 08:37:18 PM
I ate three brownies, got stinking drunk, and then got stuck working by myself on the busiest over night shift the gilbert st. country kitchen had ever seen in all of iowa city history. I was pretty oblivious to anything by sunrise and used up every clean dish in the house but two.

If you ate there that night and weren't happy with your food I'm sorry. I was out of it, man
 
2014-06-17 08:39:27 PM
Dowd wit' maur-e-en
/lame like me
 
2014-06-17 08:44:05 PM
I only wanted a Pepsi and woke up naked, in a bathtub, and the Maytag Repairman was calling me Elwood P, Dowd, and eating an egg and onion sandwich. He said "you look nothing like Mable" Then they let me go and did the same thing to my Mother.

/clever?
//or smart?
///not obscure, though
 
2014-06-17 08:46:30 PM

Mugato: I Like Shiny Things: The gov of Fla is about to give his approval for the 'won't get you high' strain of weed for medicinal purposes.

You guys should all be celebrating right? No more of that horrible pain suffering?

I don't know anything about pot but I just assume that anything Rick Scott is farking evil.


He's pretty much signing the bill under silent protest because elections are coming up and he doesn't want to be 'That Asshole' that denied medicine to sick children. He, his cronies, and most of the Florida Sheriffs are against the ballot Amendment 2 which would open up all strains of marijuana for people with qualifying problems. Oddly enough (or not. depending on your point of view) the bill being passed lists ailments (such as chemo patients) as qualifying even though the strains that are being allowed by the bill don't do shiat for chemo patients. When you get by all the hand waving and the smoke, not as much is actually being done as you would be lead to believe by the signing of the bill.

/there's no farking way that I would ever vote for him and I hope he gets ass cancer
//vote YES on amendment 2
///vote NO FARKING WAY on Scott
 
2014-06-17 08:49:50 PM

DigitalCoffee: ///vote NO FARKING WAY on Scott


It's a noble thought but he'll buy his way into office again.
 
2014-06-17 08:53:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-17 08:53:50 PM
She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.
 
2014-06-17 08:56:58 PM

JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.


I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this
 
2014-06-17 09:03:35 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I ate one square of pot chocolate one night and was high until noon the next day. Waking up high is weird. And I would have sworn my Kurig took at least an hour to brew a cup of coffee.


Go walk down a flight of stairs

/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgxAe2Duyyk
 
2014-06-17 09:29:01 PM
This needs to end. Quickly. I used to like reading her. But she's dead to me now.
 
2014-06-17 09:40:06 PM
Applies to all areas of Maureen's thought.

Don't be like her.
 
2014-06-17 09:41:46 PM

the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.

I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this


Did you ask the other people around you at the time if you felt anything? LOL. It may sound ridiculous, but I have seen many people get baked off even second hand smoke at parties (not smokers, obviously) and they are generally oblivious until you point it out to them. I think this is why people who try it a couple times often think they aren't affected.

Unless your tolerance is unusually high for some strange reason, you either didn't inhale properly or you were likely good and well baked but you were trying too hard to "look for the high", or expecting something different maybe.
 
2014-06-17 09:43:38 PM

the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.

I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this


because you were so high, man, that you thought, like, you were sober

but, no, you were high as a farking kite. seriously.
 
2014-06-17 09:47:19 PM

the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.
I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this


I didn't get high for the first several times I smoked. Then I did. It was like it had to build up or something. Granted, this was long ago, and pot was nothing like it is now, but it was obvious. Nothing for maybe 20 times, then I was wasted.
 
2014-06-17 09:54:37 PM

coldiem: the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.

I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this

Did you ask the other people around you at the time if you felt anything? LOL. It may sound ridiculous, but I have seen many people get baked off even second hand smoke at parties (not smokers, obviously) and they are generally oblivious until you point it out to them. I think this is why people who try it a couple times often think they aren't affected.

Unless your tolerance is unusually high for some strange reason, you either didn't inhale properly or you were likely good and well baked but you were trying too hard to "look for the high", or expecting something different maybe.


It was just one other person, and he was definitely high. I'm pretty sure I inhaled properly (lots of coughing).

cryinoutloud:
I didn't get high for the first several times I smoked. Then I did. It was like it had to build up or something. Granted, this was long ago, and pot was nothing like it is now, but it was obvious. Nothing for maybe 20 times, then I was wasted.

Yeah, my friend mentioned that he went through this too. I'm not sure I feel like committing that much effort to getting high.
 
2014-06-17 09:55:16 PM
Don't Maureen my buzz, man.
 
2014-06-17 10:01:46 PM
Anybody knows which strand goes best with old episodes of He-Man and the Masters if the Universe? Just curious. >.>
 
2014-06-17 10:09:15 PM

Captain Steroid: Anybody knows which strand goes best with old episodes of He-Man and the Masters if the Universe? Just curious. >.>


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-17 10:12:48 PM

Captain Steroid: Anybody knows which strand goes best with old episodes of He-Man and the Masters if the Universe? Just curious. >.>


Maui Wowie with a bit of Labrador in it.
 
2014-06-17 10:16:55 PM
I'd completely forgotten "Illegal Smile" by John Prine. :)

Thanks Subby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eccz7D0QK0&feature=kp
 
2014-06-17 10:28:54 PM
I don't know Maureen, but I very familiar with her brother Wellin.

/ifyouknowwhatimean
 
2014-06-17 11:27:58 PM
It's high time that Fark gets a "Spliffy" tag.
 
2014-06-17 11:47:18 PM

cryinoutloud: the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.
I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this

I didn't get high for the first several times I smoked. Then I did. It was like it had to build up or something. Granted, this was long ago, and pot was nothing like it is now, but it was obvious. Nothing for maybe 20 times, then I was wasted.


I got high the first time I smoked, but I didn't know what it was supposed to feel like. I think that is what most people experience when they say 'i didn't get high the first time'.
 
2014-06-18 08:15:34 AM

Mateorocks: This needs to end. Quickly. I used to like reading her. But she's dead to me now.


You have bigger problems than her latest stupid, shiatty column. She has ALWAYS been terrible.
 
2014-06-18 08:20:32 AM
First time I got high was when I was coming down off of my first hit of acid.
 
2014-06-18 10:07:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 12:14:03 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-06-18 12:23:56 PM
I won't lie, Maureen Dowd looks rather attractive in that photo.

/Had I been there, I could have talked her down with a platonic backrub and a M83 album.
 
2014-06-18 12:54:59 PM

cryinoutloud: the_vicious_fez: JohnBigBootay: She should have started with a single pull on a low thc joint. She could have, but no, that would have been neither interesting nor inflammatory.
I've tried that. Felt nothing. Tried a few pulls off a vaporizer full of medical grade stuff. Nothing. Why is this

I didn't get high for the first several times I smoked. Then I did. It was like it had to build up or something. Granted, this was long ago, and pot was nothing like it is now, but it was obvious. Nothing for maybe 20 times, then I was wasted.


granted, it was the early '70s, but the same thing happened to me.  I smoked it 5 or 6 times, nothing happened.  Then one day, on the bus on the way to school, the joint came around my way and I took a toke like I've done before.  We arrived at the school and I got down on the ground, took a couple steps and then.  IT.  HIT.  ME.  The most amazing rush of mind-bending, conscious-raising, awareness washed over me and I got the joke finally, and laughed so hard that I fell on the ground.  The kid next to me grabbed me and said "Get up, Mr. Cote is coming."  That was enough to chill my new-found euphoria long enough to regain my feet and head inside.  As soon as I passed through the door and into the hall, another blast of hilarity rocked me.  And so it was, every time I turned a corner, walked through a door, were all "oh, wow!!" moments.  heh heh heh.  Oh, yeah.  fark you, Maureen Dowd.  You don't know shiat.  One doesn't guzzle a pint of bourbon for their very first drink, you stupid coont.
 
2014-06-18 08:18:37 PM

AlanSmithee: [i.imgur.com image 497x512]


"I was born three months after her death"... priceless!
 
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