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(DC 101)   Miranda Lambert just became your favorite country singer   (dc101.com) divider line 173
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2014-06-17 11:00:35 AM  
...nope.  As long as she exists:
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I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.
 
2014-06-17 11:11:15 AM  
She already was.
 
2014-06-17 11:11:33 AM  
Nope, Willie is god.
 
2014-06-17 11:38:25 AM  
Shelby Lynne would have kicked both their asses and then gone back to having shots of Jack
 
2014-06-17 11:43:08 AM  
To be fair, she really didn't have to be a biatch about it...
 
2014-06-17 12:47:25 PM  
I used to think she was just posing as a bad-ass, and the gimmick wore off pretty quickly for me.  My opinion hasn't really changed knowing this.
 
2014-06-17 01:11:47 PM  
Her songs are leaning a lot more towards hard rock than country, really. I like her stuff.
 
2014-06-17 01:35:46 PM  
She used to play at the Bottle and Cork at Dewey Beach every year (about 2005 - 2008, before she got really famous). Every year I stole one of her posters off of a wall of the bar. If she only knew how much time I spent holding the posters up with one hand...
 
2014-06-17 01:39:30 PM  
This is one of the few country singers who actually sounds like she's a country gal. I like her quite a bit.

/the opposite of Miranda would be that waif Taylor Swift
 
2014-06-17 01:40:55 PM  
She's very good. Her accent works so well, it...um...moves me.
 
2014-06-17 01:42:25 PM  
Miranda Lambert and Blake Sheldon would be awesome to hang out with.
 
2014-06-17 01:43:06 PM  
Yes, yes she is.

/Nickleback can DIAF
 
2014-06-17 01:43:20 PM  
Guy asks to do a shot with a girl. Girl is a biatch about it. Guy says she doesn't have to be a biatch about it. Girl is a biatch about it.
 
2014-06-17 01:45:32 PM  

FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
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I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.


That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.
 
2014-06-17 01:50:05 PM  

undernova: FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
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I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.

That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.



OUTLAW COUNTRY!! WOOOoooo!!
 
2014-06-17 01:50:09 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Guy asks to do a shot with a girl. Girl is a biatch about it. Guy says she doesn't have to be a biatch about it. Girl is a biatch about it.


Sometimes being a biatch is all a woman has to hold on to.
 
2014-06-17 01:52:59 PM  

Buttknuckle: Miranda Lambert and Blake Sheldon would be awesome to hang out with.


This. My wife and I have said that for years.
 
2014-06-17 01:53:38 PM  
Yeah, when I think of country musicians, I really like the ones whose weight loss/gain makes more stories than their actual music.
 
2014-06-17 01:54:02 PM  
If she isn't careful, she could end up potrayed negatively in a catchy but formulaically generic rock/pop song.
 
2014-06-17 01:55:31 PM  
Nope. Steve Earl is god. I personally can't stand Nashville pop rock. Errr "country music" sorry.
 
2014-06-17 01:57:33 PM  
Drunk country chick won;t drink with someone at her birthday party.

Yeah, she's a frickin hero.
 
2014-06-17 01:59:10 PM  

baka-san: Nope, Willie is god.


You are wise, baka-san.
 
2014-06-17 01:59:13 PM  
Blake should have knocked Chad out. Not for being a dick to Miranda, just on general principal.

/Miranda's one of the few country girls I can stand.
 
2014-06-17 01:59:27 PM  
If she'd went all Dalton on him, then maybe.
 
2014-06-17 02:03:29 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTmk4NNGd-c 

/obligatory
//Miranda isn't as fapworthy as Terri Clark
 
2014-06-17 02:04:33 PM  
Jimmie Rodgers remains my favorite country singer.
 
2014-06-17 02:06:27 PM  
favorite and country singer don't go together in my vocabulary.
 
2014-06-17 02:10:33 PM  
FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
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I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.


Um, who is that?
 
2014-06-17 02:15:04 PM  
There is this country singer that is a part of the problem. He's pretty popular. His initials are BS.

/Interesting that he's not man enough to call out CK by name.

//likes Miranda.
 
2014-06-17 02:15:44 PM  

Witty_Retort: undernova: FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
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I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.

That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.


OUTLAW COUNTRY!! WOOOoooo!!


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-17 02:17:48 PM  
media.gomemphis.com

You never even call me by my name
 
2014-06-17 02:20:06 PM  
She can now be my favorite music singer in the absolute worst music genre.
 
2014-06-17 02:20:22 PM  

Leopold Stotch: She used to play at the Bottle and Cork at Dewey Beach every year (about 2005 - 2008, before she got really famous). Every year I stole one of her posters off of a wall of the bar. If she only knew how much time I spent holding the posters up with one hand...


She used to play the Bottle?   You know who else was a regular...ig a little before YOUR time  Jr?   US supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts....he was a regular back in the heyday of Hot tub house,Bastille House, and Circus house.....I keep meaning to look through my collection of snapshots from back them to see if I happen to have Justice Roberts in an incriminating position


A pity she didn't get to show Kroger that little girls are made of gunpowder and lead
 
2014-06-17 02:21:49 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [media.gomemphis.com image 356x275]

You never even call me by my name


David Allen Coe plays a Jem? Whodathunk
 
2014-06-17 02:24:37 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: You never even call me by my name


That was written by John Prine and Steve Goodman. Both of them have a pretty good story of how the song was written, usually concluding with how it was the greatest thing they did for DAC
 
2014-06-17 02:26:47 PM  
There can be only one?
 
2014-06-17 02:28:02 PM  
tadoo.com

If you think that I want trouble
Than youre crazy in your head
Cause you're wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead
 
2014-06-17 02:28:03 PM  

undernova: FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]
I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.

That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.


you rang?:

www.culturebully.comwww.charlestoncitypaper.com
 
2014-06-17 02:30:32 PM  

Magorn: Leopold Stotch: She used to play at the Bottle and Cork at Dewey Beach every year (about 2005 - 2008, before she got really famous). Every year I stole one of her posters off of a wall of the bar. If she only knew how much time I spent holding the posters up with one hand...

She used to play the Bottle?   You know who else was a regular...ig a little before YOUR time  Jr?   US supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts....he was a regular back in the heyday of Hot tub house,Bastille House, and Circus house.....I keep meaning to look through my collection of snapshots from back them to see if I happen to have Justice Roberts in an incriminating position



I started going in 93 and had my first house in 95, I think the Chief Justice and I might have overlapped a tiny bit? I hear he was around until the early 90s.
 
2014-06-17 02:30:34 PM  

Magorn: undernova: FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]
I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.

That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.

you rang?:

[www.culturebully.com image 850x1102][www.charlestoncitypaper.com image 650x433]


Two rich kids who's daddies or granddaddies broke into the business for them?
 
2014-06-17 02:31:21 PM  
The lack of Nickelback's aesthetic value notwithstanding, I'd say that's infantile, even for a drunken country singer.

 And I'm only talking about the Rolling Stone interview.
 
2014-06-17 02:31:26 PM  
She got a tiny haid....
 
2014-06-17 02:32:56 PM  

Magorn: Leopold Stotch: She used to play at the Bottle and Cork at Dewey Beach every year (about 2005 - 2008, before she got really famous). Every year I stole one of her posters off of a wall of the bar. If she only knew how much time I spent holding the posters up with one hand...

She used to play the Bottle?   You know who else was a regular...ig a little before YOUR time  Jr?   US supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts....he was a regular back in the heyday of Hot tub house,Bastille House, and Circus house.....I keep meaning to look through my collection of snapshots from back them to see if I happen to have Justice Roberts in an incriminating position


A pity she didn't get to show Kroger that little girls are made of gunpowder and lead


I was just by there this weekend. Havent been inside in a few years though. Did see teh sign that Neon Trees is playing there in July, you can see a lot of bands from back in there day there.
 
2014-06-17 02:33:01 PM  
She's no Lurleen Lumpkin.
 
2014-06-17 02:33:13 PM  

Leopold Stotch: Magorn: Leopold Stotch: She used to play at the Bottle and Cork at Dewey Beach every year (about 2005 - 2008, before she got really famous). Every year I stole one of her posters off of a wall of the bar. If she only knew how much time I spent holding the posters up with one hand...

She used to play the Bottle?   You know who else was a regular...ig a little before YOUR time  Jr?   US supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts....he was a regular back in the heyday of Hot tub house,Bastille House, and Circus house.....I keep meaning to look through my collection of snapshots from back them to see if I happen to have Justice Roberts in an incriminating position


I started going in 93 and had my first house in 95, I think the Chief Justice and I might have overlapped a tiny bit? I hear he was around until the early 90s.


Was a regular there from 94-2000...you may have seen me asleep at the Starboard around 2pm every Saturday after abut 20 buckets o' rocks.
 
2014-06-17 02:34:33 PM  

Magorn: undernova: FriarReb98: ...nope.  As long as she exists:
[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]
I won't be a fan of craptastically generic Southern Pop.

That picture just SCREAMS traditional country musician.

you rang?:

[www.culturebully.com image 850x1102][www.charlestoncitypaper.com image 650x433]


You forgot Jackson Taylor, Dale Watson, Dallas Wayne and Wynn Varble
 
2014-06-17 02:37:13 PM  
Yes. Yes she did.
 
2014-06-17 02:42:31 PM  
Why did she do porn?
 
2014-06-17 02:44:46 PM  
Was her disrespectful behavior due to badassery or fatassery?
Them chunky ones can be a tad ornery.
 
2014-06-17 02:46:47 PM  
Nope, that's still Chely Wright
 
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