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    More: Silly, Clint Dempsey, Jozy Altidore, Josh Brooks, World Cup, Ghana, patriotisms  
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1068 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Jun 2014 at 7:20 AM (13 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-18 06:18:53 AM
WTF am I reading?
 
2014-06-18 07:44:19 AM
The Twister Sister meme is amusing, the rest are kinda lame.  Someone was under a deadline, methinks.
 
2014-06-18 08:00:38 AM
We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.
 
2014-06-18 08:13:24 AM
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Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.
 
2014-06-18 08:55:58 AM

Crewmannumber6: We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.


I kept wondering why people and the media were acting like we'd won the damn thing after we won our first group game in the first round.
 
2014-06-18 08:58:54 AM

varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.


What Magic card is the art from?
 
2014-06-18 09:01:04 AM
Not only is that not funny. The stupid ads that pop up over each picture might be the most annoying thing to come out of web development in several years.
 
2014-06-18 09:26:21 AM

varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.


Is that from Myth?
 
2014-06-18 09:26:23 AM

plcow: Not only is that not funny. The stupid ads that pop up over each picture might be the most annoying thing to come out of web development in several years.


It must suck to not be able to use browser plugins like AdBlock Plus, Ghostery or NoScript.
 
2014-06-18 09:32:06 AM

UNC_Samurai: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

What Magic card is the art from?


Deadite: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

Is that from Myth?


It's Molly Hatchet's first album cover...they used the art of Frank Frazetta for most of their album covers, he has badass art.
 
2014-06-18 09:33:48 AM

oh_please: UNC_Samurai: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

What Magic card is the art from?

Deadite: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

Is that from Myth?

It's Molly Hatchet's first album cover...they used the art of Frank Frazetta for most of their album covers, he has badass art.


Thought it looked familiar just couldn't place it.
 
2014-06-18 09:35:06 AM
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upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-18 09:41:46 AM
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-06-18 10:07:05 AM

grinding_journalist: Crewmannumber6: We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.

I kept wondering why people and the media were acting like we'd won the damn thing after we won our first group game in the first round.


i171.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-18 10:17:59 AM
This is the soccer equivalent of the quarterbacks talking on facebook.
 
2014-06-18 10:28:44 AM

oh_please: UNC_Samurai: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

What Magic card is the art from?

Deadite: varmitydog: [img.fark.net image 640x483]

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang my ass.

Is that from Myth?

It's Molly Hatchet's first album cover...they used the art of Frank Frazetta for most of their album covers, he has badass art.


Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers, and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian!

He also won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one; there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.
 
2014-06-18 10:44:42 AM

Crewmannumber6: We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.


Yeah, this is just the setup to make heavy defeats against Portugal and Germany that little bit more humiliating.
 
2014-06-18 11:01:31 AM
I will wager 1 year of Total Fark that the USA will tie or beat Portugal on Sunday.

Who wants that bet?
 
2014-06-18 11:01:40 AM

The Numbers: Crewmannumber6: We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.

Yeah, this is just the setup to make heavy defeats against Portugal and Germany that little bit more humiliating.


I watched the last 45 minutes or so, and we played like absolute dogshiat. We couldn't get the ball out of our own end, we couldn't make 2 passes in a row, and were damn lucky Ghana only scored one goal. Then we got even luckier on a corner kick/ header. We escaped just because Ghana's players couldn't make a shot on goal to save their lives.

I have a feeling that things are going to go very differently against Portugal, unless we play 10x better.
 
2014-06-18 11:18:08 AM

mainstreet62: I will wager 1 year of Total Fark that the USA will tie or beat Portugal on Sunday.

Who wants that bet?


I'm tempted, but given that 3 of Portugal's dudes are out (plus I really don't know jack shiat about soccer, all I know is the terrible perfomance I saw Mon night)...

I'll think about it.
 
2014-06-18 11:28:12 AM

oh_please: mainstreet62: I will wager 1 year of Total Fark that the USA will tie or beat Portugal on Sunday.

Who wants that bet?

I'm tempted, but given that 3 of Portugal's dudes are out (plus I really don't know jack shiat about soccer, all I know is the terrible perfomance I saw Mon night)...

I'll think about it.



I will also take 5 additional bets of 1 month TF each. Same terms, I pick the US to win or draw against Portugal.

One bet of 1 year TF,  5 bets of 1 month TF.

First come, first serve. I have meetings to go to later today (from 12 until approximately 3:30 PM EST), I will respond later.
 
2014-06-18 06:00:59 PM

grinding_journalist: Crewmannumber6: We seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here, just a little.

I kept wondering why people and the media were acting like we'd won the damn thing after we won our first group game in the first round.


Oh sorry I did t the memo that we weren't suspend to be having fun yet. My bad.
 
2014-06-18 06:01:35 PM
Supposed. Stupid phone
 
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