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2014-06-17 02:53:07 PM
you ain't gettin' nun
 
2014-06-17 03:13:47 PM
Regret over a missed career opportunity can weigh on you at times.
 
2014-06-17 03:57:07 PM
How do the angels get to sleep
When the devil leaves his porch light on?
 
2014-06-17 03:57:08 PM
When they say nun they mean nun?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-06-17 04:00:04 PM
That's a nasty habit.
www.iwouldratherbepoledancing.co.uk
 
2014-06-17 04:00:54 PM
I'm betting they were fully notified far in advance but only started paying attention once the place opened.
 
2014-06-17 04:02:32 PM
The club should have a Nun Night where all the strippers dress as nuns.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:38 PM

Russ1642: I'm betting they were fully notified far in advance but only started paying attention once the place opened.


Article said they were notified but the Cook County office in charge of that had the wrong address.

Not sure if that constitutes notification, but the zoning commission has to trust that the guys in charge of property addresses to have the right addresses.  They just feed the list of addresses in and mail out the notices.

Also, Cook County and Nuns requires the following non-obscure reference,

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2014-06-17 04:06:46 PM
Well then poke out 'er other eye.
theboldcorsicanflame.files.wordpress.com
/there's actually two strip clubs on either side
//no complaints about the other one
 
2014-06-17 04:07:01 PM

Whatthefark: The club should have a Nun Night where all the strippers dress as nuns.


I think the nuns should have a "Stripper Night" where they all stand around in front of the club dressed as strippers.

The place will be out of business within a week.
 
2014-06-17 04:08:46 PM

big pig peaches: Whatthefark: The club should have a Nun Night where all the strippers dress as nuns.

I think the nuns should have a "Stripper Night" where they all stand around in front of the club dressed as strippers.

The place will be out of business within a week.


Instead of using a brass pole, the nuns can dance on a brass cross.

/waiting for the lightning strike...
 
2014-06-17 04:09:06 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
/obligatory
 
2014-06-17 04:18:12 PM
This village is going to get sued six ways from Sunday.

First the club owner sues the city for some reason.

Then the Mayor signs an illegal zoning approval to settle the first lawsuit, causing a second lawsuit.

Once the strip club has to move because it doesn't meet zoning code, they're going to sue the village again, citing moving expenses and loss of business because of the Mayor approving an illegal zoning approval.
 
2014-06-17 04:24:33 PM
Meh.  fark 'em.  There's no compelling reason why strippers shouldn't be regarded as vastly more important than grown-ass adults who married their imaginary friend.  Strippers pay taxes and some of those gals are putting themselves through law school.
 
2014-06-17 04:27:50 PM
Seriously.... fark THOSE NUNS.

They made their choices in their own lives, but now they want to use the government to impose their chastity choice onto the lives of other people.
And fark THEM for demanding special governmental privilege solely for being religious.

Nuns, you can go take a flying fark at a hula-hoop.
 
2014-06-17 04:28:51 PM
It's plain and simple: The law requires a 1,000-foot buffer zone between adult entertainment facilities and any place of worship.

So, OK, ladies. You penguins are just going to have to pack up an mosey on.
These here strippers are paying taxes.
Taxes that pave out roads, pay for our public schools, and police, and our health care.
  Get your dea beat, child molesting, non revenue generating asses out of town.
 
2014-06-17 04:31:16 PM
It's plain and simple: The law requires a 1,000-foot buffer zone between adult entertainment facilities and any place of worship.


That would be a church, not a farking nunnery.
Throw the faking book at those meddling penguins.
 
2014-06-17 04:33:51 PM
www.sickchirpse.com
 
2014-06-17 04:35:43 PM
I think some of those nuns should go and raise some money for the church.

www.digdang.com
 
2014-06-17 04:36:01 PM
If I'm choosing between two chicks with daddy issues, I'm going with the one who likes to take her clothes off to earn an honest living.
 
2014-06-17 04:38:12 PM

Cymbal: If I'm choosing between two chicks with daddy issues, I'm going with the one who likes to take her clothes off to earn an honest living.


Oh you better believe I'm buying you a beer are a fark party.
 
2014-06-17 04:42:02 PM

vudukungfu: Cymbal: If I'm choosing between two chicks with daddy issues, I'm going with the one who likes to take her clothes off to earn an honest living.

Oh you better believe I'm buying you a beer are a fark party.


It sure has been too long since the last Cincinnati Fark party...
 
2014-06-17 04:42:03 PM
I can tell who the men are in this thread.
 
2014-06-17 04:52:57 PM

vudukungfu: It's plain and simple: The law requires a 1,000-foot buffer zone between adult entertainment facilities and any place of worship.


That would be a church, not a farking nunnery.
Throw the faking book at those meddling penguins.


How would you classify the three chapels on their property?

2 Replies: They made their choices in their own lives, but now they want to use the government to impose their chastity choice onto the lives of other people.


I think it has more to do with the litter on their property and the raging music than anything else.
 
2014-06-17 05:00:27 PM

2 Replies: Seriously.... fark THOSE NUNS.

They made their choices in their own lives, but now they want to use the government to impose their chastity choice onto the lives of other people.
And fark THEM for demanding special governmental privilege solely for being religious.

Nuns, you can go take a flying fark at a hula-hoop.


You mean, fark the legislators who passed the law requiring a buffer zone and the people who elected those legislators.

Lots of places have laws like that and they have generated enormous sums of wealth for lawyers.

Doesn't look like too bad of a place.  The gallery of strippers isn't up yet, but you can see the club.

http://cluballurechicago.com/
 
2014-06-17 05:04:03 PM
Nuns should mind their own business. They'll develop bad habits if they start involving themselves a community's legal vices.
 
2014-06-17 05:04:22 PM
'To a nunnery go, and quickly to. Farewell.'
 
2014-06-17 05:11:30 PM
The problem is the nuns have lost their way and are running amuck! Why not so long ago a wary traveler could look forward to the warm and soft comforts of the sisters at the local nunnery.
 
2014-06-17 05:32:52 PM

vudukungfu: It's plain and simple: The law requires a 1,000-foot buffer zone between adult entertainment facilities and any place of worship.


That would be a church, not a farking nunnery.
Throw the faking book at those meddling penguins.


Actually, they do worship at a convent. That's pretty much the job one has if one is a nun or priest.
 
2014-06-17 05:53:11 PM
$20 same as in town  next door
 
2014-06-17 06:24:00 PM

KatjaMouse: How would you classify the three chapels on their property?


houses if ill repute.
 
2014-06-17 06:28:37 PM
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/illinois/nuns-sue-strip-club-next-d oor-to-their-suburban-chicago/article_ac340c98-6bf8-5ca8-8349-9fb812c6 b6c2.html

The Missionary Sisters of St. Charles Borromeo Scalabrinians say in the suit that Club Allure has ruined their peace with blinking neon lights and loud thumping music

Well, we know their position.
 
2014-06-17 06:39:30 PM
They claim that they don't want the club so close to them and that the club violates the 1000 foot rule. But this pic comes from one of the articles about it.  It sure looks like they are admitting "We don't want strip clubs anywhere in our town".


www.katc.com
 
2014-06-17 07:17:35 PM

China White Tea: Meh.  fark 'em.  There's no compelling reason why strippers shouldn't be regarded as vastly more important than grown-ass adults who married their imaginary friend.  Strippers pay taxes and some of those gals are putting themselves through law school.

i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-17 08:33:43 PM
I find it hillarious that they put the strip club there. I'm rooting for the club to stay, because as long as they maintain and follow even the bare minimum of business and zoning laws, then they should be allowed what all them religious folk want: freedom of speech and expression. These nuns could have asked the club owners nicely to take steps to minimize whatever it is that pissed them off, but I'm not sure they did. They just jumped right to a lawsuit. biatches.
 
2014-06-17 09:16:50 PM
The nuns also have endured "pulsating and rhythmic staccato-beat noise and flashing neon and or strobe lights that impair the sisters and others peaceful use and enjoyment of their neighboring properties", the suit says.

Oh yeah, what about the noise that comes from the nun's vibrators during Sunday's Sister Suck?
 
2014-06-17 09:41:07 PM
ibdp.huluim.com

Sister Wrath is not amused...

/great low budget movie
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-06-18 09:20:21 AM
Woweee, FARK is gonna need a FLEET of buses to hell.

/dibs on the wheel seat!
 
2014-06-18 02:14:25 PM
Thought Chippendales had opened a new branch....
cretinbob - zee goggles, zee do nuzzling, NUZZING!
 
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