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2014-06-17 10:11:02 AM
Don't try to imprison someone on emancipation Blvd.
 
2014-06-17 10:45:02 AM
officers responded to the area of Emancipation Drive and Tyler Street in reference to a 'shots fired' complaint.

I have never been to this area, but I'll bet those exact words appear in the paper at least once per week.
 
2014-06-17 10:45:21 AM
"Emancipation Drive".

That sounds like a lovely middle-class neighborhood.
 
2014-06-17 10:46:36 AM

freewill: "Emancipation Drive".

That sounds like a lovely middle-class neighborhood.


I wonder if there's an intersection with Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.?
 
2014-06-17 10:47:26 AM
You wanted cops with cameras.  Here ya go.

Enjoy your felony conviction.
 
2014-06-17 10:47:37 AM

freewill: "Emancipation Drive".

That sounds like a lovely middle-class neighborhood.


Kind of like any Martin Luther King Jr Boulevards that I've been on.
 
2014-06-17 10:48:12 AM

wxboy: freewill: "Emancipation Drive".

That sounds like a lovely middle-class neighborhood.

I wonder if there's an intersection with Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.?


dammit!
 
2014-06-17 10:49:07 AM
If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.
 
2014-06-17 10:49:15 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-17 10:51:22 AM

bikerbob59: wxboy: freewill: "Emancipation Drive".

That sounds like a lovely middle-class neighborhood.

I wonder if there's an intersection with Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.?

dammit!


Lo and behold, our instincts were correct.  A mere 0.4 miles away!
 
2014-06-17 10:52:38 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.


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2014-06-17 10:54:44 AM
"If you know who this suspect is, police ask that you call 1-888-LOCK-U-UP and you may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000."

And when the suspect finds out you narc'd on him, he'll be placing a collect call to you on 1-800-FARK-U-UP.
 
2014-06-17 10:54:58 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.


you submitted this with a funnier headline, right?

You so jelly, I could eat you on toast.
 
2014-06-17 10:57:56 AM
Who dat?
 
2014-06-17 10:59:28 AM
Holy shiat, I see that guy nearly everywhere I go all day long. He changes his clothes a lot.
 
2014-06-17 10:59:53 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.

Account created:2007-01-01 23:12:21 (7 years ago)

How would you even know?
 
2014-06-17 11:06:08 AM

RayD8: Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.
Account created:2007-01-01 23:12:21 (7 years ago)

How would you even know?


Because perhaps I had another account, what a novel possibility?  Or I didn't post, only visited the site?  The possibilities are endless!!!
 
2014-06-17 11:06:18 AM
Wait... I thought Kanye was in Italy?
 
2014-06-17 11:06:48 AM

Jingle Strangle: Holy shiat, I see that guy nearly everywhere I go all day long. He changes his clothes a lot.


Weird. When I see him locally, he always wears the same bright red outfit.
 
2014-06-17 11:29:17 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.


This is FARK, son. THe humor here hasn't updated since 2003 except that cliches are now called memes.
 
2014-06-17 11:31:48 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.


would that be a Dicktip?
 
2014-06-17 11:49:59 AM
FTFA "The passenger of the vehicle was apprehended and was charged with obstruction of justice. "

There is a dude who won't snitch on his buddy.

/Snitches get stitches on Emancipation Blvd.
 
2014-06-17 11:55:36 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.


I get this way when I skip breakfast and it's getting close to lunch.
 
2014-06-17 12:15:53 PM
The cop had the camera and was OK with it?!

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2014-06-17 12:18:21 PM

hardinparamedic: Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.

you submitted this with a funnier headline, right?

You so jelly, I could eat you on toast.


For all I know, that line could be from 2006.

New to me though...so *yoink*
 
2014-06-17 01:05:31 PM

Pangea: hardinparamedic: Guns n' Farkin Roses: If you are going to submit a "Protip" headline, make sure you do it before 2006 when it was actually funny.

you submitted this with a funnier headline, right?

You so jelly, I could eat you on toast.

For all I know, that line could be from 2006.

New to me though...so *yoink*


Haha! Jokes on you! I went to my Lawyer, the Reverend Doctor Leonard J. Crabs, and got that trademarked!

Pay me a dollar!

i.somethingawful.com
 
2014-06-17 01:46:35 PM
We don't want our criminals to be smart. If they were, we would have to hire smarter cops.
 
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