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(Examiner)   Obama is honoring illegal immigrants at the White House today. No, don't read it again. You read it right the first time. Obama is honoring illegal immigrants at the White House   (examiner.com) divider line 225
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2014-06-17 03:52:38 AM  
pssss, it's a trap.
 
2014-06-17 07:43:06 AM  
The activists' group is operated via offices in six states in the United States. The goal of their operation is massive. It is said to be for expanding the electorate through direct, sustainable citizenship, voter registration, census education, GOTV and issue organizing in key states.

If you can recruit more democratic voters, it doesn't matter what laws you break
 
2014-06-17 07:53:58 AM  
Trololol
 
2014-06-17 08:01:04 AM  
Birds of a feather, eh?
 
2014-06-17 08:03:25 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-17 08:12:07 AM  
It's a tradition as old as the country itself to not care about illegal immigrants. Just ask these folks:


www.newsfour.ie
 
2014-06-17 08:13:59 AM  
Might as well celebrate Margaret Sanger next.
 
2014-06-17 08:16:03 AM  

SlothB77: The activists' group is operated via offices in six states in the United States. The goal of their operation is massive. It is said to be for expanding the electorate through direct, sustainable citizenship, voter registration, census education, GOTV and issue organizing in key states.

If you can recruit more democratic voters, it doesn't matter what laws you break


Can't we go back to only land-owning white males? Republicans are in dire need.
 
2014-06-17 08:20:22 AM  
You'll get over it, whatever it is
 
2014-06-17 08:24:58 AM  
Good for him.
 
2014-06-17 08:29:01 AM  
Might as well honor Pancho Villa.
 
2014-06-17 08:29:32 AM  
Might as well honor the director of Gili!
 
2014-06-17 08:29:55 AM  
I find it a bit difficult to hate someone for doing what I myself might well do in their situation.  What, how dare they try to improve their families lives by going where they are able to work and make enough money to eat!
 
2014-06-17 08:31:57 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-17 08:34:33 AM  
Daily Caller "Scoop"

i.huffpost.com

Seems Legit
 
2014-06-17 08:35:34 AM  

SlothB77: If you can recruit more democratic voters, it doesn't matter what laws you break


Actually its a civil issue, not a criminal one. The kids applied and were accepted into a deferral program because their parents brought them here as infants. They didn't violate the law of their own accord and as Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in a majority opinion, its "not a crime for a movable alien to remain in the U.S." Not that anyone reads the source article anymore. Deal with it, Lib-u-lardos.

/the source article sucks too.
 
2014-06-17 08:39:05 AM  

nekom: I find it a bit difficult to hate someone for doing what I myself might well do in their situation.  What, how dare they try to improve their families lives by going where they are able to work and make enough money to eat!


BEWARE THE BROWN HORDES WITH CALVES THE SIZE OF CANTALOUPES
 
2014-06-17 08:41:43 AM  

SlothB77: The activists' group is operated via offices in six states in the United States. The goal of their operation is massive. It is said to be for expanding the electorate through direct, sustainable citizenship, voter registration, census education, GOTV and issue organizing in key states.

If you can recruit more democratic voters, it doesn't matter what laws you break


Much better to buy off the politicians and judges and rewrite the laws so you're never a crimnal again.

Doinitrite?
 
2014-06-17 08:42:06 AM  
Might as well honor the programmers of Windows 8.
 
2014-06-17 08:43:04 AM  
Elsewhere on the Intrepid Examiner......

/all Examiner links should be assumed bullshiat until proven otherwise.
 
2014-06-17 08:43:05 AM  
"It also says that the 10 persons did, in fact, qualify for the president's program which is designed to deport deportations in the country."

What?
 
2014-06-17 08:43:19 AM  
Might as well honor Joffrey Baratheon.

Might as well honor Auric Goldfinger.

Might as well honor Peter Pettigrew.

Might as well honor Nurse Ratched.

Might as well honor Jake from State Farm.

Might as well honor Natalie Figueroa.

Might as well honor Gus Fring.

Might as well honor the Cigarette Smoking Man.

Might as well honor Frances Dolarhyde.

Might as well honor Stringer Bell.

Might as well honor Mr. Belding.

Might as well honor Scar.

Might as well honor Crazy Joe Davola.
 
2014-06-17 08:43:55 AM  

Chris Ween: Might as well honor the programmers of Windows 8.


Hey now, let's not say things we can't take back. And don't even mention Godfather III.
 
2014-06-17 08:44:02 AM  

pueblonative: Doinitrite?


no
 
2014-06-17 08:44:54 AM  
So, are we the world's orphanage now?
 
2014-06-17 08:46:06 AM  
*sigh* So farking what... It must be exhausting for Republicans being constantly "outraged" about one thing or another.
 
2014-06-17 08:46:44 AM  
And instead of "Hail to the Chief", the President will enter to the tune of "Illegal Alien" by Genesis.
 
2014-06-17 08:46:57 AM  

Somacandra: Chris Ween: Might as well honor the programmers of Windows 8.

Hey now, let's not say things we can't take back. And don't even mention Godfather III.


You both have gone too far.
Reported.
 
2014-06-17 08:47:47 AM  
wasn't Mi Familia Vota the mafia group in death to smoochy
 
2014-06-17 08:47:57 AM  

Chris Ween: Might as well honor the programmers of Windows 8.


Only if we can call a firing squad a 21-gun salute. Then by all means honor them.
 
2014-06-17 08:48:04 AM  
I love that they said, "there will be no arrests made tuesday."

Do they think Obama's gonna get them in the oval office and flash a badge and say, "Surprise Motherf*cker! Ass on the ground now!"

And then the theme music from swat plays and guys on ziplines bust in the windows.
 
2014-06-17 08:48:26 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: So, are we the world's orphanage now?


Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
 
2014-06-17 08:48:58 AM  
www.pakalertpress.com
 
2014-06-17 08:49:34 AM  

GardenWeasel: Pumpernickel bread: So, are we the world's orphanage now?

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!



Yeah, but Mexicans hadn't been evented when that was written... : )
 
2014-06-17 08:49:42 AM  

President Raygun: I love that they said, "there will be no arrests made tuesday."

Do they think Obama's gonna get them in the oval office and flash a badge and say, "Surprise Motherf*cker! Ass on the ground now!"

And then the theme music from swat plays and guys on ziplines bust in the windows.


10 million patriots will descend on dc and perform citizen's arrests
 
2014-06-17 08:49:50 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: So, are we the world's orphanage now?


Pretty much.

Following the law is for suckers.
 
2014-06-17 08:51:10 AM  
I love that the GOP nominee in 2016 will have to run on "self deportation" like Romney did.
 
2014-06-17 08:51:17 AM  

sprawl15: President Raygun: I love that they said, "there will be no arrests made tuesday."

Do they think Obama's gonna get them in the oval office and flash a badge and say, "Surprise Motherf*cker! Ass on the ground now!"

And then the theme music from swat plays and guys on ziplines bust in the windows.

10 million* patriots will descend on dc and perform citizen's arrests



*Results many vary.
 
2014-06-17 08:51:43 AM  
invented, even...
 
2014-06-17 08:52:32 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: So, are we the world's orphanage now?


Some people say we're a Christian nation.
 
2014-06-17 08:53:39 AM  
I have to wonder just how people fighting against this would react if someone told them that they actually weren't born here. That their parents snuck into the country from Germany or somewhere, faked their citizenship, and now they must be shipped back to a distant country where they don't speak the language and don't know anyone and anything about the culture.

I'm sure they'd jump right on the next plane and get the fark out so that they can stop doing irreparable damage to our country.
 
2014-06-17 08:53:58 AM  

Mrbogey: Following the law is for suckers.



Undocumented extranationals get ALL THE BREAKS!  I wish I could have their life.
 
2014-06-17 08:54:43 AM  
What, wages weren't low enough already? Not enough Americans were out of work?
 
2014-06-17 08:57:45 AM  

keylock71: *sigh* So farking what... It must be exhausting for Republicans being constantly "outraged" about one thing or another.


Exhausting? Are you kidding? It's what sustains them. EMPATHY is what exhausts them.
 
2014-06-17 08:58:30 AM  

kronicfeld: Might as well honor Joffrey Baratheon.

Might as well honor Auric Goldfinger.

Might as well honor Peter Pettigrew.

Might as well honor Nurse Ratched.

Might as well honor Jake from State Farm.

Might as well honor Natalie Figueroa.

Might as well honor Gus Fring.

Might as well honor the Cigarette Smoking Man.

Might as well honor Frances Dolarhyde.

Might as well honor Stringer Bell.

Might as well honor Mr. Belding.

Might as well honor Scar.

Might as well honor Crazy Joe Davola.


Mr Belding!
 
2014-06-17 08:58:32 AM  

Giltric: What, wages weren't low enough already? Not enough Americans were out of work?


That's definitely the fault of children.
 
2014-06-17 09:00:03 AM  
This is a mistake.

Yes, we need immigration reform, but that doesn't mean it needs to be more lax and welcoming.
 
2014-06-17 09:02:28 AM  
Well, duh!  HE IS ONE!!!!
 
2014-06-17 09:02:44 AM  

mongbiohazard: keylock71: *sigh* So farking what... It must be exhausting for Republicans being constantly "outraged" about one thing or another.

Exhausting? Are you kidding? It's what sustains them. EMPATHY is what exhausts them.


Touche. Lucky for them, they don't experience that emotion very often, if ever.
 
2014-06-17 09:06:09 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Giltric: What, wages weren't low enough already? Not enough Americans were out of work?

That's definitely the fault of children.


I thought they were out of work because they're too busy watching bears have sex face to face
 
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