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(Alaska Dispatch News)   It can be unnerving to get woken up by an earthquake after a long day of hunting bearded seals   (adn.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-17 09:16:20 AM  
It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.
 
2014-06-17 10:42:28 AM  

dittybopper: It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.


Everything is better after a long night of hunting bearded clams...assuming you bag one.
 
2014-06-17 10:43:48 AM  
"to get woken up" ?

How about "to be awakened",  subby? Just a suggestion.
 
2014-06-17 10:44:39 AM  
Swarm of earthquakes?

TremorsMovie.jpeg

/are we ever going to get to post pics with our phones?
 
2014-06-17 10:45:32 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: dittybopper: It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.

Everything is better after a long night of hunting bearded clams...assuming you bag one.


Bag one? Like over her head?
 
2014-06-17 10:46:20 AM  
"I took a shower, went to bed and woke up to a shake," he said.

Party on.
 
2014-06-17 10:46:36 AM  

dittybopper: It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.


It is unnerving when you think you've bagged a bearded clam but it turns out it is a clean shaven seal.
 
2014-06-17 10:46:48 AM  

dittybopper: It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.


dammit!!
 
2014-06-17 10:47:01 AM  

Onkel Buck: Bag one? Like over her head?


No, no.  The first bag goes over her hands.
 
2014-06-17 10:47:37 AM  

Onkel Buck: Sin_City_Superhero: dittybopper: It's even worse after a long night of hunting bearded clams.

Everything is better after a long night of hunting bearded clams...assuming you bag one.

Bag one? Like over her head?


It's a figure of speech, genius. You don't actually use a bag. Sheesh. Everybody knows that a pillowcase is the way to go.
 
2014-06-17 11:00:55 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Everybody knows that a pillowcase is the way to go.


But the pillowcase is already full of oranges.
 
2014-06-17 11:02:19 AM  

thamike: Sin_City_Superhero: Everybody knows that a pillowcase is the way to go.

But the pillowcase is already full of oranges.


Tangy!
 
2014-06-17 11:04:48 AM  

strangeluck: Swarm of earthquakes?

TremorsMovie.jpeg

/are we ever going to get to post pics with our phones?


I think we need a new take - how about SharkQuake?
 
2014-06-17 11:16:51 AM  

Nix Nightbird: "to get woken up" ?

How about "to be awakened",  subby? Just a suggestion.


Apparently kosher use according to a Connecticut learning outfit in a piece called "a Notorious Confusable."
 
2014-06-17 11:16:55 AM  

DoctorWhat: strangeluck: Swarm of earthquakes?

TremorsMovie.jpeg

/are we ever going to get to post pics with our phones?

I think we need a new take - how about SharkQuake?


Shakenado?
Shakepocalypse?
Shakebyshakewest?
 
2014-06-17 11:21:25 AM  

dittybopper: thamike: Sin_City_Superhero: Everybody knows that a pillowcase is the way to go.

But the pillowcase is already full of oranges.

Tangy!


The NASA surprise!


img.fark.net

Adopted by Bobo.
 
2014-06-17 11:54:35 AM  

thamike: Onkel Buck: Bag one? Like over her head?

No, no.  The first bag goes over her hands.


and occasionally the bag has to go over the guy's face instead.
 
2014-06-17 12:56:17 PM  

cwolf20: thamike: Onkel Buck: Bag one? Like over her head?

No, no.  The first bag goes over her hands.

and occasionally the bag has to go over the guy's face instead.


Yeah, but that's the plastic one.
 
2014-06-17 01:20:09 PM  
Prepare yourselves you shlubs and zools. Gozer the Destructor has come.
 
2014-06-17 02:04:09 PM  

MechaPyx: Prepare yourselves you shlubs and zools. Gozer the Destructor has come.


Nimble little minx.
 
2014-06-17 02:12:06 PM  

dittybopper: MechaPyx: Prepare yourselves you shlubs and zools. Gozer the Destructor has come.

Nimble little minx.


Yes have some.
 
2014-06-17 03:20:34 PM  

thamike: dittybopper: MechaPyx: Prepare yourselves you shlubs and zools. Gozer the Destructor has come.

Nimble little minx.

Yes have some.


Are you, thamike, menstruating right now?
 
2014-06-17 04:09:04 PM  

dittybopper: thamike: dittybopper: MechaPyx: Prepare yourselves you shlubs and zools. Gozer the Destructor has come.

Nimble little minx.

Yes have some.

Are you, thamike, menstruating right now?


What has that got to do with it?
 
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