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(FIFA)   Will Neymar flop like Wade or score like Manu against Mexico? Will Belgium waffle in their game against Algeria? Will Slushy return to help Russia against Worst Korea? It's Day 6 of the World Cup Group Stage   ( fifa.com) divider line
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2014-06-17 03:46:33 PM  
Univision must be ahead of you guys. Like by a minute.
 
2014-06-17 03:47:12 PM  
Hell of a match so far
 
2014-06-17 03:47:35 PM  
Just switched to Univision since apparently everyone in the country is watching the ESPN feed, and holy crap you guys weren't kidding about the announcer having a deep voice. It's like a hispanic Brian Blessed or something.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!

/not an actual goal
 
2014-06-17 03:47:39 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Univision must be ahead of you guys. Like by a minute.


Not the stream. It's a little behind.

At least on my phone .
 
2014-06-17 03:47:48 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Perro is going away for the second half. Don't do this to me Perro.
 
2014-06-17 03:47:54 PM  
Bathroom break.....keep it up Mexico!!
 
2014-06-17 03:48:00 PM  
My cousin says this is what he's seeing right now.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-17 03:48:26 PM  
My streams are crap!

Halftime!
 
2014-06-17 03:48:33 PM  

eddievercetti: My cousin says this is what he's seeing right now.

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FAP
 
2014-06-17 03:48:56 PM  

eddievercetti: My cousin says this is what he's seeing right now.

[pbs.twimg.com image 499x281]



gyat damn.

i'd wear her like a hat
 
2014-06-17 03:49:21 PM  

eddievercetti: My cousin says this is what he's seeing right now.

[pbs.twimg.com image 499x281]


She can sing me Spanish techno anytime.
 
2014-06-17 03:51:15 PM  

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picodenico:
At least on my phone .



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2014-06-17 03:52:23 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Perro is going away for the second half. Don't do this to me Perro.


indeed....one might say Perro is.......wait for it......Dogging it YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


/for the sapnish impaired, "perro" is "dog"
 
2014-06-17 03:53:02 PM  
These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.
 
2014-06-17 03:54:09 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.


But then Sir Ian would be without a job...
 
2014-06-17 03:54:57 PM  

eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...


Yea, exactly
 
2014-06-17 03:55:19 PM  

Eclectic: dietbubba: rickythepenguin: eagles95: Mexico showing the 1st touch ability of Jozy Altidore

"Jozy's on a vacation far away, come on by so we can talk it over.  So many things I want to say.  I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (yeh!)"

/obscure?

I'll just hang over here in the Outfield while that song plays

*groans*

//no, not in that way


Really?  Nothing?  Harumph
 
2014-06-17 03:55:22 PM  

eagles95: FAP


tricycleracer: She can sing me Spanish techno anytime.


rickythepenguin: gyat damn.

i'd wear her like a hat


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-17 03:55:38 PM  

eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...


Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.
 
2014-06-17 03:56:49 PM  

eddievercetti: eagles95: FAP

tricycleracer: She can sing me Spanish techno anytime.

rickythepenguin: gyat damn.

i'd wear her like a hat

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 634x949]


x1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-06-17 03:57:04 PM  

eddievercetti: eagles95: FAP

tricycleracer: She can sing me Spanish techno anytime.

rickythepenguin: gyat damn.

i'd wear her like a hat

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 634x949]


My god, its full of stars
 
2014-06-17 03:57:12 PM  
OMG. 0-0. What a snorefest. Stupid soccer!
 
2014-06-17 03:58:18 PM  

Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.


Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.
 
2014-06-17 03:59:36 PM  
That, sir, is some fine sportscasting...
 
2014-06-17 04:00:27 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.


If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.
 
2014-06-17 04:00:42 PM  
So Univision has their own Breaking Bad? Huh.
 
2014-06-17 04:01:55 PM  
One of the Josemen are off. Ramires replaced by Bernard.
 
2014-06-17 04:01:58 PM  

Shame Us: Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.

If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.


Any idea who Fox will have for 2018/22?
 
2014-06-17 04:02:45 PM  
GAME ON!
 
2014-06-17 04:03:14 PM  

eddievercetti: My cousin says this is what he's seeing right now.

[pbs.twimg.com image 499x281]


she doesnt actually talk, does she?  that would totally ruin it, unless of course it was portugese and now the obligatory ill be in my bunk.

oh wait second half.
 
2014-06-17 04:03:17 PM  

LucklessWonder: Shame Us: Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.

If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.

Any idea who Fox will have for 2018/22?


Sarah Palin for 2018? She can see Russia from her house after all.
 
2014-06-17 04:03:20 PM  

rickythepenguin: ♩♩ FOOTBALL FUTBOL ♩ ON YA PHONE ♩♩ ♩
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rickythepenguin: MUY COMICO! YO VIVO EN UN VAN BAJA DEL RIOOOOOO!



nothing?  Nothing?  wow.  Too soon?  that was too soon, wasn't it.  always too soon.
 
2014-06-17 04:03:32 PM  
Hokay....Part deux.
 
2014-06-17 04:03:36 PM  

LucklessWonder: Shame Us: Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.

If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.

Any idea who Fox will have for 2018/22?


Hopefully Gus Johnson for the lulz.
 
2014-06-17 04:03:51 PM  

LucklessWonder: Shame Us: Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.

If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.

Any idea who Fox will have for 2018/22?


Probably Gus Johnson.
 
2014-06-17 04:04:26 PM  
Ouch. That has to hurt like hell.
 
2014-06-17 04:04:38 PM  
I really hope something happens before I have to leave in 20 minutes.
 
2014-06-17 04:04:52 PM  
Just give Brasil all the free kicks.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:04 PM  
BODIES EVERYWHERE
 
2014-06-17 04:05:08 PM  
By then Gus probably will have learned a little more about the game. He can move on from just yelling names really loud.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:23 PM  

Bunny Deville: I really hope something happens before I have to leave in 20 minutes.


Likely someone will trip up.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:24 PM  

eagles95: HaywoodJablonski: Gosling: HaywoodJablonski: Is this like the SEC! SEC! SEC! chant?

If the NCAA were moving to kick the SEC out of the BCS if they didn't win enough this season, then yes. If Mexico, Costa Rica and Honduras don't rack up points, the US pays the price right along with them.

Yeah well Costa Rica won. So far CONCACAF is 3-1. Not a bad start

Stupid Honduras


Honduras thought it was the 70s and thuggery would be encouraged.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:31 PM  

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: ♩♩ FOOTBALL FUTBOL ♩ ON YA PHONE ♩♩ ♩
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rickythepenguin: MUY COMICO! YO VIVO EN UN VAN BAJA DEL RIOOOOOO!


nothing?  Nothing?  wow.  Too soon?  that was too soon, wasn't it.  always too soon.


In the bit, he says "circa del rio." You screwed it up.
 
2014-06-17 04:05:36 PM  
If this was hockey, Ochoa would have the first star so far.
 
2014-06-17 04:06:01 PM  
Henceforth, all penalties will be assigned to Brasil's opponent
 
2014-06-17 04:06:07 PM  
Rooney!
 
2014-06-17 04:06:21 PM  
HHHHHHGGGGGGNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
 
2014-06-17 04:06:23 PM  

LucklessWonder: Shame Us: Princip's Sandwich: Shame Us: eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: These announcers on ESPN are bueno.  Wish they called em all.

But then Sir Ian would be without a job...

Is he the one who called Biden the president yesterday?

The announcing between him and Twellman was brutal. Switch them out with Llalas and Keller.

Twellman's the source of his problems. I saw him in the EPL last season for the first time. He's not as bad as he's been this tournament. It's just his idiotic partner.

If NBC had the world cup, we could be listening to the sweet sounds of Arlo White. An opportunity missed.

Any idea who Fox will have for 2018/22?


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Hey there.......
 
2014-06-17 04:06:29 PM  
Jazzercise, subs, Jazzercise!
 
2014-06-17 04:06:49 PM  
Wide open net.
 
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