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(FIFA)   Will Neymar flop like Wade or score like Manu against Mexico? Will Belgium waffle in their game against Algeria? Will Slushy return to help Russia against Worst Korea? It's Day 6 of the World Cup Group Stage   (fifa.com) divider line 1148
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2014-06-17 03:25:24 PM  
WHAT YOU MEAN A GOAL KICK?  Stupid refs in the pockets of Brazil.
 
2014-06-17 03:25:45 PM  
What a save!
 
2014-06-17 03:25:49 PM  

DamnYankees: On average, how many competitive games do they play at home a year? I dont really know anything about soccer.


Brazil's complete national-team history, at least up to March, is here.
 
2014-06-17 03:25:51 PM  
I just flipped through nine different streams.  Different announcers.  All were complaining about the officiating.
 
2014-06-17 03:25:56 PM  

Shame Us: rickythepenguin: OK so approximately 3-4 OGs....how about straight reds?  ONly one I know if is Pepe.

and one PK, right?  earlier today?

Brazil's go-ahead goal was the PK on which Fred flopped like...something floppy.


And Germany's first in their drubbing of Portugal.
 
2014-06-17 03:26:03 PM  
Ochoa saves the match for Mexico

What a save
 
2014-06-17 03:26:20 PM  
Jesus, Memo must have eaten that crazy steroid meat again.
 
2014-06-17 03:26:29 PM  

mootmah: Koman Coulibaly: jimmythefly: Wow the knives are out. Is the ref even watching the game?

What else would the ref be doing?

Sharpening knives


Always good to be prepared to defend yourself from irrational drunken fans or violent prima donna players/coaches
 
2014-06-17 03:26:33 PM  
Mexico decided to play
 
2014-06-17 03:26:34 PM  
He sure Roonied that
 
2014-06-17 03:26:35 PM  

eagles95: Mexico showing the 1st touch ability of Jozy Altidore


"Jozy's on a vacation far away, come on by so we can talk it over.  So many things I want to say.  I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (yeh!)"

/obscure?
 
2014-06-17 03:26:38 PM  
what a thrilling start
 
2014-06-17 03:26:39 PM  

harleyquinnical: WHAT YOU MEAN A GOAL KICK?  Stupid refs in the pockets of Brazil.


I know! BP is running high in my living room. Grrrrr.
 
2014-06-17 03:26:46 PM  
Cable's on now. But I can't understand the announced. I have a lot of trouble following people who speak with an accent, I have to watch Sherlock and Doctor who with subtitles on.
 
2014-06-17 03:26:46 PM  
Ochoa!
 
2014-06-17 03:26:49 PM  
Ochoa, meet Post. Post, Ochoa.

Damn
 
2014-06-17 03:27:03 PM  
This game is awesome.
 
2014-06-17 03:27:15 PM  
Great save by Ochoa.
 
2014-06-17 03:27:36 PM  
At some point Mexico's going to be on Brazil's side of the field, right? Maybe that's the plan, to be defense-first?
 
2014-06-17 03:27:55 PM  
I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.
 
2014-06-17 03:27:57 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Ochoa, meet Post. Post, Ochoa.

Damn


ja rly.  Great save on that header.
 
2014-06-17 03:28:04 PM  
just figured out who the mexico coach reminds me of
static.goal.com
i123.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-17 03:28:09 PM  
this is getting exciting!!!!!!
 
2014-06-17 03:28:10 PM  

rickythepenguin: Shame Us: Brazil's go-ahead goal was the PK on which Fred flopped like...something floppy.

oh, that's right....i still haven't seen that but i read some of the reaction to it.  i was in mexico over the weekend, and one of the shows they were showing demotivators apparently from the internet with a picture of the ref, and they'd be captioned (translated) "the replay wasn't clear?  Brazil gets penalty kick!"  "I didn't see what happened.  PK, Brazil!"


The Croatian defender breifly and lightly placed a hand on Fred's shoulder. Fred was pronounced dead 2 seconds later.
 
2014-06-17 03:28:29 PM  
Oh my god, where do I get some gloves like that, I need them for a cosplay!
 
2014-06-17 03:29:16 PM  

rugman11: I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.


Perro Bermudez is a national treasure of Mexico. Love the guy.
 
2014-06-17 03:29:18 PM  

rickythepenguin: eagles95: Mexico showing the 1st touch ability of Jozy Altidore

"Jozy's on a vacation far away, come on by so we can talk it over.  So many things I want to say.  I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (yeh!)"

/obscure?


I'll just hang over here in the Outfield while that song plays
 
2014-06-17 03:30:18 PM  

dietbubba: rickythepenguin: eagles95: Mexico showing the 1st touch ability of Jozy Altidore

"Jozy's on a vacation far away, come on by so we can talk it over.  So many things I want to say.  I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (yeh!)"

/obscure?

I'll just hang over here in the Outfield while that song plays


*groans*

//no, not in that way
 
2014-06-17 03:30:32 PM  

rugman11: I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.


I just switched to it because ESPN keeps stalling. That announcer has the deepest voice I have ever heard. There are whales off the Pacific coast responding to his call right now.
 
2014-06-17 03:30:39 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: rugman11: I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.

Perro Bermudez is a national treasure of Mexico. Love the guy.


I'm shocked he's doing Univision stuff.

/GOAL LINE TECH!
 
2014-06-17 03:30:43 PM  
GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY!
 
2014-06-17 03:30:55 PM  
Thank you...I was just wanting the goal line technology look at that save by Ochoa
 
2014-06-17 03:31:18 PM  
Do remember that World Cup refs are basically ordered to be quick with the cards, and if you're not, you'll find yourself on a plane home real fast.

So don't get used to this ref. I don't think we'll be seeing him again.
 
2014-06-17 03:31:21 PM  

eddievercetti: Princip's Sandwich: rugman11: I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.

Perro Bermudez is a national treasure of Mexico. Love the guy.

I'm shocked he's doing Univision stuff.

/GOAL LINE TECH!


He left Galavision in December, so here he is. He's been doing the WC for decades.
 
2014-06-17 03:31:53 PM  

Bunny Deville: Oh my god, where do I get some gloves like that, I need them for a cosplay!



obligatory name drop of Jessica Nigri working at my local Trader Joe's, and me talking to her for 2-3 years not knowing she was JESSICA FREAKING NIGRI until her last day, when we started talking about cosplay, and she said, "i have a few pictrues online, google my name!  and today is my last day, so, nice knowing you!"
 
2014-06-17 03:32:02 PM  

dietbubba: How do the officials miss that deflection?


What deflection? There wasn't one.  What game are you watching?
 
2014-06-17 03:33:18 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: dietbubba: How do the officials miss that deflection?

What deflection? There wasn't one.  What game are you watching?


You sir make these threads so much better
 
2014-06-17 03:33:48 PM  

rickythepenguin: obligatory name drop of Jessica Nigri working at my local Trader Joe's, and me talking to her for 2-3 years not knowing she was JESSICA FREAKING NIGRI until her last day, when we started talking about cosplay, and she said, "i have a few pictrues online, google my name!  and today is my last day, so, nice knowing you!"


Wow, guess she got hired around that time for gaming companies.

Princip's Sandwich: eddievercetti: Princip's Sandwich: rugman11: I gotta say, I don't understand 99% of it, but listening to the Univision feed for this match is amazing.

Perro Bermudez is a national treasure of Mexico. Love the guy.

I'm shocked he's doing Univision stuff.

/GOAL LINE TECH!

He left Galavision in December, so here he is. He's been doing the WC for decades.


I know he's mostly Televisa and I remember him doing WC back in 1998.
 
2014-06-17 03:34:52 PM  

czetie: . There are whales off the Pacific coast responding to his call right now.


did you mean to say that on porpoise?
 
2014-06-17 03:35:00 PM  

rickythepenguin: Bunny Deville: Oh my god, where do I get some gloves like that, I need them for a cosplay!


obligatory name drop of Jessica Nigri working at my local Trader Joe's, and me talking to her for 2-3 years not knowing she was JESSICA FREAKING NIGRI until her last day, when we started talking about cosplay, and she said, "i have a few pictrues online, google my name!  and today is my last day, so, nice knowing you!"


I'm furiously googling, I can't figure out what they're called other than "big goalie gloves". But yeah, that's cool!
 
2014-06-17 03:35:32 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: just figured out who the mexico coach reminds me of

img.fark.net

static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-06-17 03:36:30 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: mootmah: Koman Coulibaly: jimmythefly: Wow the knives are out. Is the ref even watching the game?

What else would the ref be doing?

Sharpening knives

Always good to be prepared to defend yourself from irrational drunken fans or violent prima donna players/coaches


You, of all people, would know.
 
2014-06-17 03:36:36 PM  
Another great save by Ochoa...how soon before the goal line technology looks at that one?
 
2014-06-17 03:37:03 PM  
So I guess everyone in Brazil owns the yellow Brazil kit
 
2014-06-17 03:37:04 PM  
Layun is too hurt to continue. Getting subbed.
 
2014-06-17 03:37:20 PM  
ELL ROOOONEY!!!!!
 
2014-06-17 03:37:29 PM  
Roonied into the sky
 
2014-06-17 03:37:30 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: just figured out who the mexico coach reminds me of
[static.goal.com image 620x430]
[i123.photobucket.com image 231x304]

img.fark.net

images.wikia.com
 
2014-06-17 03:37:38 PM  
Um...yeah, that is a free kick and should be a booking on that last foul.
 
2014-06-17 03:37:39 PM  
Mexican Rooney
 
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