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(FIFA)   Will Neymar flop like Wade or score like Manu against Mexico? Will Belgium waffle in their game against Algeria? Will Slushy return to help Russia against Worst Korea? It's Day 6 of the World Cup Group Stage   (fifa.com) divider line 1148
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2014-06-17 03:13:58 PM  
That was a car crash.
 
2014-06-17 03:14:08 PM  

Mr_H: There was one in the Bosnia - Argentina game, not sure if there have been any others yet.


huh, no shiat.....I've been traveling a lot and have only watched start to finish ITA/ENG, USA/GHA. caught some of NED, tiny bit of GRE.  so far, far more games I've not seen than those i have.
 
2014-06-17 03:14:28 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: czetie: It doesn't look like this ref is going to call a foul on Brazil short of mugging a Mexican at knifepoint.

I guess we will see when Brazil finally commits a foul.


And he's right.
 
2014-06-17 03:14:54 PM  
Oh, and not to harp on Mexico's uniforms again, but the Charlie Brown stripe too?
 
2014-06-17 03:14:55 PM  
MEX has ass defense right now, horrible.
 
2014-06-17 03:14:58 PM  
Fred is diving in the box again.

Shocking

Please destroy them, Mehico.
 
2014-06-17 03:15:00 PM  

mikaloyd: flop


Yeah, it's pretty easy to flop when the guy slides in and his stomach snags your foot.  Surprisingly, not worth a yellow card.
 
2014-06-17 03:15:13 PM  

harleyquinnical: eagles95: Last game he got yellow'd

The ESPN announcer made mention that should Neymar be booked again, he'll be suspended for the next match.  This just didn't sound quite right to me.


2 accumulated yellows = 1 game suspension
 
2014-06-17 03:15:23 PM  
I like the echo in the Univision feed. It sounds like the Spanish Cousin Brucie.
 
2014-06-17 03:15:42 PM  
Mexico is playing like the US yesterday
 
2014-06-17 03:16:00 PM  
Brazil just seems so much better than Mexico right now. If this is the true level of these two teams, Mexico needs a miracle.
 
2014-06-17 03:16:01 PM  
Until their fans decide to stop launching balloons filled with urine, I shall call their team El Pee
 
2014-06-17 03:16:52 PM  

eagles95: Mexico is playing like the US yesterday


The US was up 1-0 by now.
 
2014-06-17 03:16:54 PM  

Shame Us: Mr_H: rickythepenguin: marius2: Please own goal, please own goal


has their been one yet?

There was one in the Bosnia - Argentina game, not sure if there have been any others yet.

The Brazil - Croatia game.


Completely forgot about that one, doh.
 
2014-06-17 03:17:07 PM  

eagles95: Mexico is playing like the US yesterday


I was just thinking both these teams would beat how the US played yesterday...

//unless we get very lucky
//again
 
2014-06-17 03:17:11 PM  

Krustofsky: Oh, and not to harp on Mexico's uniforms again, but the Charlie Brown stripe too?


Ummm EXCUSE MOTHERfarkING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but in Mexico, we call that the Carlos Marrón stripe, mmmmmmmohkay?

sheesh.
 
2014-06-17 03:17:17 PM  

JerseyTim: I like the echo in the Univision feed. It sounds like the Spanish Cousin Brucie.


Are they promoting Bullshark testosterone?
 
2014-06-17 03:17:28 PM  
Neymar tripped over his own damn feet.
 
2014-06-17 03:17:38 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Until their fans decide to stop launching balloons filled with urine, I shall call their team El Pee


How many times have they done this?
 
2014-06-17 03:17:43 PM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: flop

Yeah, it's pretty easy to flop when the guy slides in and his stomach snags your foot.  Surprisingly, not worth a yellow card.


I can see tripping there but the whole grabbing his shin like shrapnel hit it was the part thats hard to tolerate
 
2014-06-17 03:18:00 PM  
I've been out all day and just picked up a new cable box. Waiting for it to reboot so I can turn in the game. Did I miss anything good this morning? Am I missing anything good now?
 
2014-06-17 03:18:08 PM  

Shame Us: 2 accumulated yellows = 1 game suspension


I'm used to the accumulated yellow limit being 5
 
2014-06-17 03:18:26 PM  
OK so approximately 3-4 OGs....how about straight reds?  ONly one I know if is Pepe.

and one PK, right?  earlier today?
 
2014-06-17 03:18:44 PM  
Soccer Gods @soccergods 2m
It seems the referee told Thiago Silva and Rafa Marquez before the game that this game is "to the death." #BRAvMEX
 
2014-06-17 03:18:50 PM  

rickythepenguin: Krustofsky: Oh, and not to harp on Mexico's uniforms again, but the Charlie Brown stripe too?

Ummm EXCUSE MOTHERfarkING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but in Mexico, we call that the Carlos Marrón stripe, mmmmmmmohkay?

sheesh.


You arent even in Mexico essay
 
2014-06-17 03:19:35 PM  
The announcer just said Brazil has not lost a home game in a non-exhibition game in 39 years. What the hell?
 
2014-06-17 03:19:49 PM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: flop

Yeah, it's pretty easy to flop when the guy slides in and his stomach snags your foot.  Surprisingly, not worth a yellow card.

I can see tripping there but the whole grabbing his shin like shrapnel hit it was the part thats hard to tolerate


Anybody that looks to be in sheer agony should sit out for 2 minutes, no substitutions.  Might make the players less effeminate.
 
2014-06-17 03:20:01 PM  

rickythepenguin: OK so approximately 3-4 OGs....how about straight reds?  ONly one I know if is Pepe.

and one PK, right?  earlier today?


Several
 
2014-06-17 03:20:10 PM  

Nadie_AZ: HaywoodJablonski: Until their fans decide to stop launching balloons filled with urine, I shall call their team El Pee

How many times have they done this?


You ever watch a game played in the Azteca?
 
2014-06-17 03:20:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: I've been out all day and just picked up a new cable box. Waiting for it to reboot so I can turn in the game. Did I miss anything good this morning? Am I missing anything good now?


Belgium came back.
 
2014-06-17 03:20:16 PM  

Nadie_AZ: HaywoodJablonski: Until their fans decide to stop launching balloons filled with urine, I shall call their team El Pee

How many times have they done this?


They haven't done it recently. The US/MEX games at Azteca have become a little like the Superb Owl, in that only super rich corporate douches can afford to go. And those types are too cheap to buy their man servant a ticket, and they would never touch their own penis in order to fill a Louis Vutton bag w/ urine and then have the manservant throw it at Landon Donovan.
 
2014-06-17 03:20:19 PM  
Paul on Google should just starting floating  over toward Brazil.
 
2014-06-17 03:20:26 PM  

mikaloyd: You arent even in Mexico essay



the joke only works if i say i'm in mexico.


plus, he doesn't know that
 
2014-06-17 03:21:13 PM  

rickythepenguin: OK so approximately 3-4 OGs....how about straight reds?  ONly one I know if is Pepe.

and one PK, right?  earlier today?


Brazil's go-ahead goal was the PK on which Fred flopped like...something floppy.
 
2014-06-17 03:21:29 PM  

mikaloyd: I can see tripping there but the whole grabbing his shin like shrapnel hit it was the part thats hard to tolerate


I see your point.  Sadly, I've seen way too much of that going on in this stage.


Bunny Deville: I've been out all day and just picked up a new cable box. Waiting for it to reboot so I can turn in the game. Did I miss anything good this morning? Am I missing anything good now?


The curse of the opening 1-0 lead on a PK is still going as Belgium came back against Algeria 2-1.  As of now, the Brazil - Mexico match is just chippy.
 
2014-06-17 03:22:13 PM  

DamnYankees: The announcer just said Brazil has not lost a home game in a non-exhibition game in 39 years. What the hell?


The last loss at home they've taken at all was in 2002 against Paraguay, and that was right after they'd won the World Cup and swapped out their first string at halftime. The last competitive game they lost was in the 1975 Copa America, losing the first leg of the semifinal against Peru 3-1.
 
2014-06-17 03:22:39 PM  

mootmah: Several


huh, no shiat.  dammit. i hate work.  i should be in a bar sucking down Tecates


Trocadero: Landon Donovan.


saw him doing pregame commentary yesterday.  boy howdy.  talk about "it".  he was just flying through the TV.  Undeniable.  a ball of charisma.  absolutely electrifying orator.
 
2014-06-17 03:23:29 PM  

Gosling: DamnYankees: The announcer just said Brazil has not lost a home game in a non-exhibition game in 39 years. What the hell?

The last loss at home they've taken at all was in 2002 against Paraguay, and that was right after they'd won the World Cup and swapped out their first string at halftime. The last competitive game they lost was in the 1975 Copa America, losing the first leg of the semifinal against Peru 3-1.


On average, how many competitive games do they play at home a year? I dont really know anything about soccer.
 
2014-06-17 03:23:31 PM  
Mexico showing the 1st touch ability of Jozy Altidore
 
2014-06-17 03:23:46 PM  
We've secretly swapped out the managers of Brazil and Mexico with Edge and Matt Hardy. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:01 PM  
"Okay, we're in front of the goal, what do we do again?" - Mexico
 
2014-06-17 03:24:04 PM  
Jebbus MEX, you are not doing yourselves any favors today.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:29 PM  

harleyquinnical: Shame Us: 2 accumulated yellows = 1 game suspension

I'm used to the accumulated yellow limit being 5


For regular league play, maybe; but for these big tournaments, two is normal.

And there is also usually an "amnesty" at the semi-final stage, so if a player goes into the semis carrying a card and gets booked, they don't miss the final.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:31 PM  

Shame Us: rickythepenguin: OK so approximately 3-4 OGs....how about straight reds?  ONly one I know if is Pepe.

and one PK, right?  earlier today?

Brazil's go-ahead goal was the PK on which Fred flopped like...something floppy.


Germany scored a PK as well.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:31 PM  
How do you hurt yourself running into Neymar? He's not exactly Hulk.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:42 PM  
Oh hey look, Mexico gets screwed again.
 
2014-06-17 03:24:46 PM  

Shame Us: Brazil's go-ahead goal was the PK on which Fred flopped like...something floppy.


oh, that's right....i still haven't seen that but i read some of the reaction to it.  i was in mexico over the weekend, and one of the shows they were showing demotivators apparently from the internet with a picture of the ref, and they'd be captioned (translated) "the replay wasn't clear?  Brazil gets penalty kick!"  "I didn't see what happened.  PK, Brazil!"
 
2014-06-17 03:24:51 PM  
Koman, did you see the angel redirect that shot mid-flight?
 
2014-06-17 03:25:02 PM  
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2014-06-17 03:25:22 PM  
How do the officials miss that deflection?
 
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