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(FIFA)   Will Neymar flop like Wade or score like Manu against Mexico? Will Belgium waffle in their game against Algeria? Will Slushy return to help Russia against Worst Korea? It's Day 6 of the World Cup Group Stage   (fifa.com) divider line 1148
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2014-06-17 12:31:59 PM
Princip's Sandwich:
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Not if a psychic octopus predicts otherwise

/I miss you Paul


I miss him too.  Have you seen the list of his potential successors?
 
2014-06-17 12:31:59 PM

TeamEd: foo monkey: Why's the crowd whistling at the Algerians?

They appear to be whistling at the Belgians. Crowd seems very pro Algeria.


I got it backwards.
 
2014-06-17 12:32:22 PM

harleyquinnical: Love the mound built by the ref with the foam.


I know its not, but I always imagine that it's Barbasol.
 
2014-06-17 12:32:57 PM

RminusQ: eddievercetti: Haven't seen that. in a while? 1st PK goal this Cup?

Umm...

No? Brazil was gifted the opening game with a penalty.


Germany vs. Portugal started with a PK as well, put Germany up 1-0 and Portugal mentally snapped.
 
2014-06-17 12:33:23 PM
Am I seeing things or the ref seems to be in the way of Belgians trying to pass a bit too often?
 
2014-06-17 12:33:34 PM

ariseatex: harleyquinnical: Love the mound built by the ref with the foam.

I was hoping to see the foam fly.


It's still there, I'm waiting for someone to misstep into it and go flying.
 
2014-06-17 12:34:09 PM

RandomTux: Am I seeing things or the ref seems to be in the way of Belgians trying to pass a bit too often?


Wondered that as well
 
2014-06-17 12:34:16 PM

Eclectic: harleyquinnical: Love the mound built by the ref with the foam.

I know its not, but I always imagine that it's Barbasol.


Who would be using shaving cream in Brazil?
 
2014-06-17 12:34:48 PM

harleyquinnical: Love the mound built by the ref with the foam.


You can still see the free kick spot. That stuff never lasts this long.
 
2014-06-17 12:35:08 PM

harleyquinnical: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: Love the mound built by the ref with the foam.

I know its not, but I always imagine that it's Barbasol.

Who would be using shaving cream in Brazil?


If they're allergic to the Brazilian wax? :-P
 
2014-06-17 12:36:34 PM

VarmintCong: You can still see the free kick spot. That stuff never lasts this long.


That's just how thick the Mexican ref laid it on.
 
2014-06-17 12:37:04 PM
Onme could say Belgium's performance is Pis poor...
 
2014-06-17 12:37:36 PM
Alert for all EPL fans: the 2014-15 fixture list comes out tomorrow morning UK time.
 
2014-06-17 12:37:42 PM

ariseatex: I was hoping to see the foam fly.



*peter north joke*
 
2014-06-17 12:38:20 PM

stanhapsburg: Onme could say Belgium's performance is Pis poor...


Are you saying a manneken could do better?
 
2014-06-17 12:38:35 PM
Afternoon all.

I'm missing the second half of this game and the second game totally in favour of my regular Tuesday night out. Back in time for the late game. I'm fairly confident you'll manage without me.

Belgium not looking like a team. Loosely associated collection of individuals.
 
2014-06-17 12:39:01 PM
You can drill an entire nation, you can teach every youth club in the country the same formation, you can tear down and rebuild the coaching structure in your image, and all it takes is one moment of idiocy in the penalty area for it all to go plooey.
 
2014-06-17 12:39:23 PM

midpoint: Afternoon all.

I'm missing the second half of this game and the second game totally in favour of my regular Tuesday night out. Back in time for the late game. I'm fairly confident you'll manage without me.

Belgium not looking like a team. Loosely associated collection of individuals.


Well, yeah, we all know that about Belgium, but what about their football squad?
 
2014-06-17 12:39:42 PM

desertgeek: Alert for all EPL fans: the 2014-15 fixture list comes out tomorrow morning UK time.


I refuse to even ponder it until after the July 19th friendly with Sounders FC and Tottenham.  I would love to go to that match, but it's just not in the cards.
 
2014-06-17 12:40:07 PM
One of these days I just want to see a referee spray foam in the face of an annoying player....


desertgeek: Alert for all EPL fans: the 2014-15 fixture list comes out tomorrow morning UK time.


I predict my team will face every other team at least twice next year...
 
2014-06-17 12:40:12 PM

ariseatex: Well, yeah, we all know that about Belgium, but what about their football squad?


*shakes tiny fist*

Beat me to it...
 
2014-06-17 12:41:40 PM

ariseatex: Well, yeah, we all know that about Belgium, but what about their football squad?


They're a bunch of chocolate eating, beer swilling, waffling, surrender monkeys.
 
2014-06-17 12:43:15 PM

harleyquinnical: They're a bunch of chocolate eating, beer swilling, waffling, surrender monkeys.


I have no problem with the first two :)
 
2014-06-17 12:44:10 PM

midpoint: Afternoon all.

I'm missing the second half of this game and the second game totally in favour of my regular Tuesday night out. Back in time for the late game. I'm fairly confident you'll manage without me.

Belgium not looking like a team. Loosely associated collection of individuals.


Well, that's the Fellaini Effect.
 
2014-06-17 12:44:27 PM
Can't view TalkSport from work, but I switched my pick on ESPN and SportsAuthority from draw to BLG win. I wonder if I'll regret that.
 
2014-06-17 12:44:38 PM

Eclectic: harleyquinnical: They're a bunch of chocolate eating, beer swilling, waffling, surrender monkeys.

I have no problem with the first two :)


You have a problem with waffles? The hell is wrong with you?!?!
 
2014-06-17 12:45:07 PM

midpoint: Belgium not looking like a team. Loosely associated collection of individuals.


So, a team playing three Tottenham players is looking a lot like Tottenham this past season?
 
2014-06-17 12:45:47 PM

VTGremlin: You have a problem with waffles? The hell is wrong with you?!?!


It's not so much a problem with waffles as it is a huge preference for the chocolate and beer.  Have you ever had St. Bernardus?
 
2014-06-17 12:46:09 PM
WHAR CARD WHAR
 
2014-06-17 12:46:29 PM

VTGremlin: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: They're a bunch of chocolate eating, beer swilling, waffling, surrender monkeys.

I have no problem with the first two :)

You have a problem with waffles? The hell is wrong with you?!?!


I should have clarified, it's not that I have a problem with waffles, but that I'm much more enthusiastic about Belgian chocolates and beers :)
 
2014-06-17 12:46:40 PM

VTGremlin: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: They're a bunch of chocolate eating, beer swilling, waffling, surrender monkeys.

I have no problem with the first two :)

You have a problem with waffles? The hell is wrong with you?!?!


She sold her soul to Big Pancake.
 
2014-06-17 12:46:59 PM
1-0 Algeria. So much for dark horse favorite, Belgium. You've been Spurtastic with a splash of Shirtpull.
 
2014-06-17 12:47:41 PM

harleyquinnical: It's not so much a problem with waffles as it is a huge preference for the chocolate and beer. Have you ever had St. Bernardus?


See, I rest my case!

//Abt 12, please :)
 
2014-06-17 12:48:04 PM
Hey Belgium, stop that.
 
2014-06-17 12:48:17 PM

harleyquinnical: VTGremlin: You have a problem with waffles? The hell is wrong with you?!?!

It's not so much a problem with waffles as it is a huge preference for the chocolate and beer.  Have you ever had St. Bernardus?


Yes, but I can't smell and thus can barely taste. So the Tripel was fine...but I couldn't tell you why it's different than any other "micro" Tripel.


Also, you need to be putting chocolate IN your waffles and then drinking them with beer.
 
2014-06-17 12:48:31 PM
You think Roberto will say...They are deploying the Jose "Park the Bus" method of defense
 
2014-06-17 12:48:49 PM
 
2014-06-17 12:48:52 PM

ariseatex: She sold her soul to Big Pancake.


Pretty sure it would have been to Big French toast, but that thought surrendered too quickly.
 
2014-06-17 12:49:44 PM

ariseatex: She sold her soul to Big Pancake.


Negative, Ghost Rider. Waffles before pancakes :)

VTGremlin: Also, you need to be putting chocolate IN your waffles and then drinking them with beer.


You want me to weigh 900 pounds, don't you?
 
2014-06-17 12:49:46 PM

VTGremlin: Also, you need to be putting chocolate IN your waffles and then drinking them with beer.


I'm now picturing Rogue Brewery coming out with a waffle chocolate stout.
 
2014-06-17 12:50:07 PM

ariseatex:

She sold her soul to Big Pancake.


2.bp.blogspot.com

worth it
 
2014-06-17 12:50:34 PM

craigzy: german invasion of belgium ww1
german invasion of belgium ww2


They are the revolving door of Western Europe

harleyquinnical: Pretty sure it would have been to Big French toast, but that thought surrendered too quickly.


*groans*
 
2014-06-17 12:50:43 PM
Missed the first half. I guess the Belgian squad wasn't all it was made up to be, eh?
 
2014-06-17 12:51:21 PM
There are four Spurs players on the pitch in this game. Take that for what you will.

Bentaleb for Algeria. The rest for Belgium:

Chadli
Dembele
Vertonghen
 
2014-06-17 12:51:39 PM

harleyquinnical: I'm now picturing Rogue Brewery coming out with a waffle chocolate stout.


That one, I'd be okay with. Their double chocolate stout is a thing of beauty.
 
2014-06-17 12:52:50 PM

marius2: Missed the first half. I guess the Belgian squad wasn't all it was made up to be, eh?


It really wasn't. They best they've done is kicking the ball in the general direction of the goal.
Still so much more coherent than US
 
2014-06-17 12:55:55 PM
I just heard the analysts say Belgium needs to move quicker and penetrate deeper. Anyone else calling PHRASING?
 
2014-06-17 12:55:56 PM

RandomTux: They best they've done is kicking the ball in the general direction of the goal.


And this is sadly neither horseshoes or handgrenades
 
2014-06-17 12:56:13 PM

RandomTux: marius2: Missed the first half. I guess the Belgian squad wasn't all it was made up to be, eh?

It really wasn't. They best they've done is kicking the ball in the general direction of the goal.
Still so much more coherent than US


I'm really surprised how devoid of ideas the Belgians appear to be. My banker is looking pretty stupid right now.
 
2014-06-17 12:56:34 PM

harleyquinnical: I just heard the analysts say Belgium needs to move quicker and penetrate deeper. Anyone else calling PHRASING?


Why yes. Yelled it at the TV in fact :)
 
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