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(ABC 27)   Buffalo Bill's gun and necklace sell for $80,000 at auction. No word on how much his basket and lotion went for   (abc27.com) divider line 42
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2014-06-17 08:55:38 AM  

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"Would you fark me? I'd fark me. I'd fark me hard."

 
2014-06-17 10:53:16 AM  
Flash by name Flash by nature
 
2014-06-17 10:55:07 AM  
Are the artifacts going to be moved to Toronto?
 
2014-06-17 10:55:34 AM  
Was the winner a great big fat person?
 
2014-06-17 10:55:40 AM  
i161.photobucket.com

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!
 
2014-06-17 10:57:58 AM  
I'd be proud to piss on his grave.
"buffalo" bill, indeed.
 
2014-06-17 10:59:44 AM  
image.toutlecine.com

/obscurely unavailable for comment
 
2014-06-17 11:01:24 AM  
Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"
 
2014-06-17 11:03:46 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 477x645]
"Would you fark me? I'd fark me. I'd fark me hard."


Isn't that Billy Connolly?

Also, pics of gun and necklace, or it didn't happen.
 
2014-06-17 11:03:51 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"


Buffalo Bill vs. Buffalo Bill.
 
2014-06-17 11:04:07 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"


Would you fark me?  I'd fark me.
 
2014-06-17 11:04:29 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"


Go watch Silence Of The Lambs.
 
2014-06-17 11:07:31 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"


It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose!!!  PUT THE FARKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
 
2014-06-17 11:08:28 AM  
I love the whole "lotion in the basket" scene. At first he is kind of reasoning with her and trying to explain what she needs to do, then he totally loses it, very funny.
 
2014-06-17 11:08:54 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can someone fill me on the headline joke?

/I don't "get it"


Just put the lotion on the skin...


and say goodbye to horses...
 
2014-06-17 11:13:40 AM  

uttertosh: Also, pics of gun and necklace, or it didn't happen.

wkrg.images.worldnow.com
 
2014-06-17 11:14:07 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
 
2014-06-17 11:27:17 AM  
www.freshlyserious.com
 
2014-06-17 11:29:23 AM  
Heritage Auctions.

clicks link

yup.
 
2014-06-17 11:32:26 AM  
and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat

                                                                        Jesus
he was a handsome man
                                                            and what i want to know is
how do you like your blueeyed boy
Mister Death
 
2014-06-17 11:32:52 AM  
Don't give OJ another reason to kidnap people!!
 
2014-06-17 11:40:51 AM  
If anything belongs in Buffalo Bill Center of the West museum it is Buffalo Bill's own firearm and necklace. http://centerofthewest.org/

I hope the buyer does the right thing and lends it to the museum and does not just squirrel it away in a vault or something.

/the museum is well worth going to visit.
//the firearms collection is well worth the price of admission by itself, even if one does not particularly like guns.
 
2014-06-17 11:47:53 AM  

tjkac: If anything belongs in Buffalo Bill Center of the West museum it is Buffalo Bill's own firearm and necklace. http://centerofthewest.org/

I hope the buyer does the right thing and lends it to the museum and does not just squirrel it away in a vault or something.

/the museum is well worth going to visit.
//the firearms collection is well worth the price of admission by itself, even if one does not particularly like guns.


I don't like guns, but used to work for a collectable firearms auction house. It was neat to see historically significant items.

As for what the owner will do, it's a coin toss, really. Some collectors love to be public, others don't want anyone to know what they have in the vault. We once sold a multimillion dollar collection using a fake name for the collector.
 
2014-06-17 12:09:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 477x645]
"Would you fark me? I'd fark me. I'd fark me hard."


Just look at that coat and boots made of skin. Sicko.
 
2014-06-17 12:45:56 PM  
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/Shameless hosing is shameless
 
2014-06-17 12:50:41 PM  
+1 internets subby

i LOL'd @ wrk

It rub's the lotion on it's skin, It does this when it's told.
 
2014-06-17 01:12:43 PM  
I think that's a pretty good deal for the revolver, if the provenance can be documented.  It looks like it's in good condition.

No idea about the necklace.
 
2014-06-17 01:15:24 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

I want his night vision googles
 
2014-06-17 01:43:51 PM  

honk: I think that's a pretty good deal for the revolver, if the provenance can be documented.  It looks like it's in good condition.

No idea about the necklace.


If i bought that gun, i'd get it to a gunsmith to make sure it was reasonable operating condition,  then go get some cowboy action loads and let it rip.
 
2014-06-17 02:03:52 PM  
Didya ever try a "lambs" reference on someone only to find out they'd never seen the movie and haven't a clue what you're saying?

Awkward.
 
2014-06-17 02:18:36 PM  
Bravo Subs! +1
 
2014-06-17 02:23:13 PM  

vonster: Didya ever try a "lambs" reference on someone only to find out they'd never seen the movie and haven't a clue what you're saying?

Awkward.


Yeah, when I did the pee-pee tuck dance for my prospective in-laws, it did NOT go over well.
 
2014-06-17 02:36:53 PM  
What did ya kill?

/not obscure.
 
2014-06-17 02:41:50 PM  
a57.foxnews.com

aaaaaaayyyyyyy. what's going on in this thread?
 
2014-06-17 02:42:33 PM  

Cortez the Killer: [a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

aaaaaaayyyyyyy. what's going on in this thread?


Damn it!! First "wrong thread".
 
2014-06-17 03:22:46 PM  
It puts the lotion on it's skin
or else it gets the hose again!
 
2014-06-17 03:49:27 PM  
See, and I would have made a "defunct" joke in the headline resulting in an insta-redlight while the modmins scratched their heads.

 http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176654
 
2014-06-17 03:53:12 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28URAtaxeA

Since no one else had posted this.
Artist: Greenskeepers
Song: Lotion
 
2014-06-17 04:38:43 PM  
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81K at auction? Nah, you'll never get that.  I'll give ya 800 for it, but first let me call a buddy of mine to make sure it's real.  Not sayin' it's not, just sayin'.
 
2014-06-17 07:17:02 PM  

vonster: Didya ever try a "lambs" reference on someone only to find out they'd never seen the movie and haven't a clue what you're saying?

Awkward.


My younger neighbor girl is kind of a green thumb & does a lot of gardening. She told me she planted some fava beans she got at a garage sale cheap. I made a liver & fava bean joke that went right over her head.
 
2014-06-17 07:54:19 PM  
Necklace? I didn't know he was from Staten Island.
 
2014-06-18 11:36:37 AM  

dryknife: uttertosh: Also, pics of gun and necklace, or it didn't happen.
[wkrg.images.worldnow.com image 654x368]


THANKS!! :-))
 
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