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(NYPost)   Boy in special-needs school points rolled-up paper "gun" at classmates. You can guess what happens next   (nypost.com) divider line 12
    More: Asinine, Melina Spadone, private schools, school massacre  
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4868 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2014 at 1:27 AM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-17 12:37:58 AM  
4 votes:
He fixes the cable?
2014-06-17 01:41:53 AM  
2 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: this is a school solely designed to separate retarded rich people from their money


I thought it was a school designed to separate rich people from their retarded kids
2014-06-17 12:14:25 AM  
2 votes:
My guess was wrong. There was no mention of the kid being tazed anywhere in the article.
2014-06-17 10:45:14 AM  
1 votes:
I don't care. If we have to live in a country where every adult with a Wolverines sex fantasy and a sub-optimal IQ can arm himself to the teeth and walk around a Chipotle thumping his chest, then we might as well live in a country where every kid who crooks his fingers perpendicular and points the index at someone gets expelled.

If we're going to be retards about guns, we might as well be full spectrum retards. No sense in half-assing it.
2014-06-17 02:29:32 AM  
1 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com

/I'm a monster
2014-06-17 02:25:50 AM  
1 votes:
A paper gun? That's bad enough. What if it been a paper drone?!?!?


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2014-06-17 02:01:52 AM  
1 votes:
120k in 5 months? I'm clearly in the wrong profession. Time to open a private school! I'll be hiring 1-2 teachers at 50% above the going rate for public school.

If there are any concerns I can be reached at my office on an island full of liquor and naked women.
2014-06-17 01:53:25 AM  
1 votes:
He fixes the potato?
2014-06-17 01:50:13 AM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: From the pic in TFA, that's a scary looking kid. If pets kept disappearing in the neighborhood, I'd check his bedroom for cat skeletons first.


Nailed it.

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2014-06-17 01:34:05 AM  
1 votes:
A paper bazooka would kill us both at that range
2014-06-17 01:18:14 AM  
1 votes:
Never bring a piece of paper to a finger gun fight.

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2014-06-17 12:40:21 AM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: From the pic in TFA, that's a scary looking kid. If pets kept disappearing in the neighborhood, I'd check his bedroom for cat skeletons first.


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