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(Sun Sentinel)   Man who posted online ad for ladies to come over to an abandoned mansion he was trying to turn into a party den looks exactly how you would imagine   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 33
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2014-06-17 01:30:30 AM  
Weeners in the article:

derp

ronlafson
how can they be HOOD- LUMS , they're all WHITE

/derp

facepalm.jpg
 
2014-06-17 02:41:12 AM  
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25773289/squatters-turn-stately-cape-coral - mansion-into-party-house#.U5_im7HO9ue

The link to the actual article ie, it's got details and shiat, unlike subby's pot of piss article-wannabe.
 
2014-06-17 02:48:49 AM  
I imagined he'd be fatter,  subby.
 
2014-06-17 02:49:22 AM  

GungFu: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25773289/squatters-turn-stately-cape-coral - mansion-into-party-house#.U5_im7HO9ue

The link to the actual article ie, it's got details and shiat, unlike subby's pot of piss article-wannabe.


Yeah, but no picture.
 
2014-06-17 03:03:44 AM  
... oh well.  It was fun while it lasted.

/barf anywhere, we're not going to have to clean it up
 
2014-06-17 03:04:13 AM  
Throw in an earring a a pastel popped-collar shirtand it would be perfect
 
2014-06-17 03:06:26 AM  
He looks like some schmoe off the street. Which guys dont look like creeps to you, subby?
 
2014-06-17 03:24:01 AM  
The realtor looks shadier than the squatter.  I wonder if he impersonates Elvis in his spare time.
 
2014-06-17 03:27:01 AM  
"Clothes thrown everywhere, stains on the carpet, it's clear someone threw a pretty wild party...". Oh wow I can't imagine how outta control that must have been.
Those newscasters are idiots. Is this really newsworthy? I'm sure there must have been something more important to cover with that airtime. "Rich white people's mansion is made untidy!" That's some hard-hitting journalism, there.
 
2014-06-17 03:29:17 AM  
I have a great comment on this article. Click on the link below for the details.

http://m.fark.com/comments/8301853?from_page=main

/linking doesn't work for me on mobil fark
 
2014-06-17 03:46:10 AM  
Sounds like this guy...

social.rollins.edu

But without the money.

Also, Seth Green has really let himself go!

www.trbimg.com i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-17 04:01:46 AM  
FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?
 
2014-06-17 04:25:34 AM  

pedobearapproved: FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?


When the universe thinks something needs to disappear into thin air, something is gonna disappear into thin air. We ended up sacrificing the article so we could catch the squatters
 
2014-06-17 04:26:58 AM  

pedobearapproved: FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?


He nailed one of their feet to the floor. When they tried to get away, they just ran in a circle.
 
2014-06-17 05:27:09 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedobearapproved: FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?

He nailed one of their feet to the floor. When they tried to get away, they just ran in a circle.


I was kind of hoping that they called some squatter's rights groups into the scene and they made sure the guy legally lives there and the real homeowner can't do anything about it. That's a great way to prevent him from escaping into thin air.
 
2014-06-17 06:18:13 AM  
Here's the listing for the mansion, if anyone's curious to see the whole thing or has a few million to throw around:

http://www.century21.com/property/1002-dolphin-dr-cape-coral-fl-3390 4- C2138240759
 
2014-06-17 06:46:46 AM  
Vincent Price?
 
2014-06-17 06:54:12 AM  
i thought he looked like seth green too.
 
2014-06-17 07:17:52 AM  

GungFu: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25773289/squatters-turn-stately-cape-coral - mansion-into-party-house#.U5_im7HO9ue

The link to the actual article ie, it's got details and shiat, unlike subby's pot of piss article-wannabe.


GungFu: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25773289/squatters-turn-stately-cape-coral - mansion-into-party-house#.U5_im7HO9ue

The link to the actual article ie, it's got details and shiat, unlike subby's pot of piss article-wannabe.


Przstanwik told police that the squatters' cars were parked in the driveway and he let the air out of their tires so that they could not get away.   Ha-ha, nice!
 
2014-06-17 07:58:00 AM  
Sounds like an 80's movie plot.
 
2014-06-17 09:14:57 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-17 09:26:31 AM  

mizchief: [24.media.tumblr.com image 308x500]


Seriously, that was his ad?

This shot made him look like carrot top.
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-17 09:50:49 AM  
And his bro, Pete
 
2014-06-17 09:51:35 AM  
And his big bro, Winston
 
2014-06-17 09:52:15 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedobearapproved: FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?

He nailed one of their feet to the floor. When they tried to get away, they just ran in a circle.


He let the air out of the douche bag burglars car tires so they couldn't drive away.

It's like a skit out of an old three stooges movie.
 
2014-06-17 10:43:55 AM  

SDRR: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedobearapproved: FTFA: One neighbor devised a plan to make sure the squatters couldn't escape into thin air.

And that plan was?

He nailed one of their feet to the floor. When they tried to get away, they just ran in a circle.

He let the air out of the douche bag burglars car tires so they couldn't drive away.

It's like a skit out of an old three stooges movie.


WTF, it's OK to vandalize someone's car if you suspect they're doing something illegal? I'm sure taking a picture of the car/plates wouldn't have helped the cops nail them.

Kudos on the article author for comparing "driving off" with "vanishing into thin air" . Quite the flair for the dramatic.
 
2014-06-17 10:43:55 AM  

texastag: Sounds like this guy...

[social.rollins.edu image 577x432]

But without the money.

Also, Seth Green has really let himself go!

[www.trbimg.com image 201x250] [i.imgur.com image 201x252]


I was going to say the 'Jean Ralphio' from 'Parks and Recreation' really partied it out this time.
 
2014-06-17 10:56:58 AM  
He looks ready to occupy something.  Anything.
 
2014-06-17 11:03:15 AM  

Old Man Winter: Throw in an earring a a pastel popped-collar shirtand it would be perfect


i already thought he looked like 1/2 the drug dealers on miami vice...your additions would only cement that

/miami wice
//number 1 new show!
///obscure? not in bratislava!
 
2014-06-17 11:17:38 AM  
If I was ever squatting anywhere I dont think I would do anything that would draw attention to myself. I would keep it clean and mow the lawn, maintain the pool etc and if anybody asked who I was I would just tell them the realator hired me to take care of the place, dummys got lazy.
 
2014-06-17 12:40:50 PM  
Dose have a nice punchable face.
 
2014-06-17 01:03:52 PM  
Sorry but I was expecting something more like this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 12:14:59 PM  

tokyogirl79: Here's the listing for the mansion, if anyone's curious to see the whole thing or has a few million to throw around:

http://www.century21.com/property/1002-dolphin-dr-cape-coral-fl-3390 4- C2138240759


I think someone was color blind when they picked the color scheme.
 
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