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(Yahoo)   After her daughter was sent home for wearing too short of a dress to class, her mom pulls the ultimate burn by wearing the exact dress to her daughter's graduation. That will show 'em. "Pick on me. I'm an adult. I can take it"   ( shine.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Too Short, school dress codes, graduation, culinary school  
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2014-06-17 12:54:54 AM  
16 votes:
No pics of the mom and daughter?  I clicked the link and all I saw were two transvestites.
2014-06-16 09:04:48 PM  
6 votes:
You go, mom.
Glad to see you could get time off of your shift at the Shell station to do that interview.

/Team skank
2014-06-17 01:23:51 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-06-17 02:33:31 AM  
4 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: 70Ford: [www.bizarbin.com image 480x640]
Daughter is on the left. Mom's is on the right. At the time of the photo- 44.

Years ago the wife and I were having trouble.  One nigh I had a dream of doing 2 asian chicks, a mother and daughter.  It went well until I was ready to, shall we say, finish and the daughter pulled out a knife and stabbed me right in the scrotum.  I set up straight in bed and was in a cold sweat.  I decided at that point to work things out with the wife that were boiling just underneat the surface.


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2014-06-17 12:51:01 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-06-17 12:49:17 AM  
4 votes:
"Several moms told me they were going to wear the shortest dress they had. Even some teachers told me they were going to wear short dresses. You know it meant blah blah blah."

Note to self: throw random girl in a kinda short dress out of class on last day of school.
2014-06-17 12:41:53 AM  
4 votes:
"Pick on me. I'm an adult. I can take it"


"I'M A MAN!  I'M FORTY!"

/Obscure?
2014-06-16 08:02:06 PM  
4 votes:
Harper Valley PTA.


/oh so obscure
2014-06-17 04:37:00 AM  
3 votes:

bekovich: If that's classed a 'short' dress, the teachers would have seizures over here in the UK where 13 year old school girls are wearing school skirts that just barely conceal the main entrance points to their bodies.


I'm not into fashion or anything, but a skirt that covers your mouth would look weird.
2014-06-17 02:17:16 AM  
3 votes:

strathmeyer: ITT: guys who have never met a real live woman after only seeing a bad picture of her


Well they aren't seeing a real live woman in that picture either, that's Glen Danzig in a dress.
2014-06-17 01:03:14 AM  
3 votes:
Just be glad they wore clothes and be happy at that.
2014-06-17 01:02:36 AM  
3 votes:
The mother looks like a lesbian French tennis player.
2014-06-16 08:35:39 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: If you know a girl whose mom can fit into her high school dress, consider marrying her.


Look who didn't even look at the pics in the article.
2014-06-16 08:35:03 PM  
3 votes:
That's a man, baby.
2014-06-16 07:51:45 PM  
3 votes:
Not without some alterations first.
2014-06-17 10:01:26 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-17 08:55:26 AM  
2 votes:

70Ford: [www.bizarbin.com image 480x640]
Daughter is on the left. Mom's is on the right. At the time of the photo- 44.


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/oblig
2014-06-17 02:03:15 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-17 01:16:54 AM  
2 votes:
What is that supposed to "show" anyone, besides too much old lady?
2014-06-17 12:52:59 AM  
2 votes:
I think her Dad is pretty cool.
2014-06-17 10:03:11 AM  
1 vote:
That story wasn't nearly as satisfying as I'd hoped, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do
2014-06-17 08:51:48 AM  
1 vote:
When I was in middle school, the board updated the dress code and the teachers flooded the office with student infractions in protest.

I was sent to the office for wearing a velour shirt.  That was much more embarassing than this.
2014-06-17 08:15:23 AM  
1 vote:
here they are later, showing off their tattoos

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2014-06-17 07:24:01 AM  
1 vote:
The mom really seems to be making this about herself, the way my sister-in-law's mom made a backup turkey "just in case" the first time we had Thanksgiving over my brother's house.

One can only hope this controversy is going to be taken up by the celebrities it deserves and Sean Penn and Rumor Willis are being airlifted in even as we speak.
2014-06-17 04:56:08 AM  
1 vote:
Meh,  I'd hit it,  at least she seems to be in pretty good shape,  and I like doggy so less face seeing.

/While waiting for the doggy jokes to commence I'll be in my lab
2014-06-17 04:10:11 AM  
1 vote:
Belly belts on women are the equivalent to high-waisted pants on old men. Just don't do it.

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/He could probably pass in that dress better than "mom"
2014-06-17 02:41:58 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-17 02:30:54 AM  
1 vote:

70Ford: log_jammin: 70Ford: [www.bizarbin.com image 480x640]
Daughter is on the left. Mom's is on the right. At the time of the photo- 44.

so the mom is like 65?

Rofl. The mom was 44.

Here's another you might've missed. 46 - with 2 kids.
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another shot below when she was 45
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2014-06-17 02:16:00 AM  
1 vote:
That's a whole lot of ugly in those genes.
2014-06-17 01:49:42 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Is it just me or did her daughter pack on quite a few pounds between the time she wore that dress and graduation?


And about 20 years. That can't be the right picture.

Oh, here are some better ones. The daughter does look 17-ish and not roly-poly. The mom, um ...

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2014-06-17 01:19:21 AM  
1 vote:
Great job, mom. Really done a wonderful job as a parent.
2014-06-17 01:07:31 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: The_Sponge: "I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY!"

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/cuz it's garbage
//now get your facts straight



Heh.

I hate to be mean, but if Coach Gundy were in drag.....I think he would be a prettier woman than that mom.  Yikes.
2014-06-17 12:59:15 AM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: "I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY!"


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/cuz it's garbage
//now get your facts straight
2014-06-17 12:55:09 AM  
1 vote:
Is it just me or did her daughter pack on quite a few pounds between the time she wore that dress and graduation?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-16 08:34:27 PM  
1 vote:
If you know a girl whose mom can fit into her high school dress, consider marrying her.
 
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