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(Newser)   One in five women say they're more aroused by new shoes than by their lover. The other 80% are lying   (newser.com) divider line 104
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2014-06-16 05:04:29 PM
The heels. sigh...
 
2014-06-16 05:05:08 PM
The got no sole. groan....
 
2014-06-16 05:29:02 PM
Can't entirely say I blame them, new shoes are rarely disappointing. I imagine dating guys is just an exercise in frustration.
 
2014-06-16 06:12:02 PM
My ex had a shoe fetish, so this would ring true for her.
 
2014-06-16 06:15:42 PM
this gives me an idea for a new cologne ...
 
2014-06-16 06:16:24 PM
Farkette here.  I don't give a crap about shoes.  Never have, and I doubt I ever will.
 
2014-06-16 06:16:34 PM
So I should prance around in heels to get hot chicks?
 
2014-06-16 06:17:56 PM
I like a good pump.
 
2014-06-16 06:18:01 PM
Yeah, but when they catch you wearing women's shoes they're all: "I don't know you. You're a perv. I want a divorce".

Not that I would know first hand or anything.
 
Skr
2014-06-16 06:18:54 PM
The blisters are just the shoes' way of saying "I love you"
 
2014-06-16 06:21:04 PM
Yeah, I can see that.
 
2014-06-16 06:22:23 PM
The porn industry should pick up on this:  "Debbie humps the pumps".
 
2014-06-16 06:24:09 PM
Some men aren't that exciting.
 
2014-06-16 06:24:41 PM
This is why I gave my girlfriend a shoe bouquet for Valentine's Day. She practically tore my clothes off.
 
2014-06-16 06:25:09 PM

uncleacid: I like a good pump.


This.

but back to the subject of shoes ...
 
2014-06-16 06:25:25 PM
GIS "shoe dildo"
 
2014-06-16 06:25:43 PM

RRicochet: Some men aren't that exciting.


My last GF left me for a pair of Crocs....
 
2014-06-16 06:27:13 PM

Salmon: GIS "shoe dildo"


if the shoe fits, fark it
 
2014-06-16 06:30:21 PM
hey, when you're a woman between the age of 35-44, there's just not much to be excited about anymore.
Shoe's do tend to fill the void of a great love life at that age, there's always laundry too.

what i'd like to see is more women being happy with who they are where they are and what they are, why not be happy making that sandwich or mopping that floor, why do you always have to have such a piss poor attitude about everything?

/and maybe if you changed that attitude you'd get taken out more.
 
2014-06-16 06:31:45 PM

FizixJunkee: Farkette here.  I don't give a crap about shoes.  Never have, and I doubt I ever will.


thefilmexperience.net
Neither did Bridget Fonda.
 
2014-06-16 06:33:20 PM
Based on a survey done by a web site that sells shoes? Sounds legit.
 
2014-06-16 06:33:44 PM
WTF WAS THAT KARATE KID shiatE??!?!
 
2014-06-16 06:34:15 PM

medius: if the shoe fits, fark it


Didn't Johnnie Cochran  say that twenty years ago?
 
2014-06-16 06:34:36 PM
www.oddman.ca
 
2014-06-16 06:38:15 PM
I have found that while a lot of women can get angry over an honest compliment, e.g. "your hair looks nice" or "I like your dress", complimenting their shoes seems to be very safe.  I think it's because the like that you noticed something besides their boobs.  The secret is I did notice her boobs, and I noticed her shoes because I was checking out her legs.
 
2014-06-16 06:40:17 PM

OgreMagi: I have found that while a lot of women can get angry over an honest compliment, e.g. "your hair looks nice" or "I like your dress", complimenting their shoes seems to be very safe.  I think it's because the like that you noticed something besides their boobs.  The secret is I did notice her boobs, and I noticed her shoes because I was checking out her legs.


women have feet?

/is what you made me think
 
2014-06-16 06:40:21 PM
1) Feet are gross
2) People with foot fetishes are gross
3) Those 20% of women are uber gross
4) I will not take off my heels either but only because I am disgusted by the idea of walking barefoot. Hell I hate walking barefoot on the beach and at home
5) I too judge people with ugly shoes, like crocs, very ugly sandals (most sandals) and gladiator sandals
 
2014-06-16 06:40:25 PM

RRicochet: Some men aren't that exciting.


In other words, 80% of the men are less exciting than a new pair of shoes.
 
2014-06-16 06:41:45 PM
They're doing it wrong.
 
2014-06-16 06:42:11 PM

OgreMagi: I have found that while a lot of women can get angry over an honest compliment, e.g. "your hair looks nice" or "I like your dress", complimenting their shoes seems to be very safe.  I think it's because the like that you noticed something besides their boobs.  The secret is I did notice her boobs, and I noticed her shoes because I was checking out her legs.


Prolly because, unlike boobs, shoes are a deliberate, conscious decision for many women, kinda like the rug pulling the whole room together.
/But only if the curtains match.
 
2014-06-16 06:42:50 PM

Maggie_Luna: 1) Feet are gross
2) People with foot fetishes are gross
3) Those 20% of women are uber gross
4) I will not take off my heels either but only because I am disgusted by the idea of walking barefoot. Hell I hate walking barefoot on the beach and at home
5) I too judge people with ugly shoes, like crocs, very ugly sandals (most sandals) and gladiator sandals


Isn't being "too anti" also a fetish?
 
2014-06-16 06:42:57 PM

Maggie_Luna: gladiator sandals


Go on....
 
2014-06-16 06:44:48 PM

mr0x: RRicochet: Some men aren't that exciting.

In other words, 80% of the men are less exciting than a new pair of shoes.


Just like 80% of women are less exciting that a Ferrari.
/I got to drive a 575M
//It was better than 99% of women.  Very responsive...
 
2014-06-16 06:45:36 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 06:45:59 PM

rkiller1: mr0x: RRicochet: Some men aren't that exciting.

In other words, 80% of the men are less exciting than a new pair of shoes.

Just like 80% of women are less exciting that a Ferrari.
/I got to drive a 575M
//It was better than 99% of women.  Very responsive...


and weighed less than subby's mom
 
2014-06-16 06:47:10 PM
In other news, eleventy percent of women think men actually give a shiat about what arouses them.
 
2014-06-16 06:47:39 PM

RRicochet: Some women aren't that exciting.


FTFY
 
2014-06-16 06:49:28 PM

CasperImproved: Maggie_Luna: 1) Feet are gross
2) People with foot fetishes are gross
3) Those 20% of women are uber gross
4) I will not take off my heels either but only because I am disgusted by the idea of walking barefoot. Hell I hate walking barefoot on the beach and at home
5) I too judge people with ugly shoes, like crocs, very ugly sandals (most sandals) and gladiator sandals

Isn't being "too anti" also a fetish?


That's more a disorder.
 
2014-06-16 06:52:20 PM
Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place." 
"Oh, you must have one more pair. . . ."  
"No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . .  
"Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"  
"No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .'  
"Get them!"
 
2014-06-16 06:53:51 PM
Oh, well, I got an Xbox that wants attention too.
 
2014-06-16 06:57:24 PM

big pig peaches: CasperImproved: Maggie_Luna: 1) Feet are gross
2) People with foot fetishes are gross
3) Those 20% of women are uber gross
4) I will not take off my heels either but only because I am disgusted by the idea of walking barefoot. Hell I hate walking barefoot on the beach and at home
5) I too judge people with ugly shoes, like crocs, very ugly sandals (most sandals) and gladiator sandals

Isn't being "too anti" also a fetish?

That's more a disorder.


Isn't having a fetish a disorder?
 
2014-06-16 06:58:09 PM

ghare: Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place." 
"Oh, you must have one more pair. . . ."  
"No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . .  
"Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"  
"No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .'  
"Get them!"


was just looking that up, wondering how much to post.  :)
 
2014-06-16 06:58:46 PM
Just going to drop this here

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2014-06-16 06:59:58 PM

OgreMagi: "...The secret is I did notice her boobs, and I noticed her shoes because I was checking out her legs.

"

www.comicbookkid.co.uk
 
2014-06-16 07:00:15 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Just going to drop this here

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Her right knee is very sharp.
 
2014-06-16 07:05:05 PM

Snarfangel: This is why I gave my girlfriend a shoe bouquet for Valentine's Day. She practically tore my clothes off.


A "shoe bouquet"? What is *that* a euphemism for?
 
2014-06-16 07:05:20 PM

Maggie_Luna: gladiator sandals


I don't give a shiat about shoes, but I know ugly when I see them.  Gladiator sandals turn the nicest legs into fugly stumps.  There is nothing flattering about them.  When all the fashion magazines were fawning over them, I just considered it (further) proof that fashion is full of bullshiat.

FYI, Northern Hemisphere, ugg boots are slippers and wearing them out of the house labels you as trash.  You idiots.
 
2014-06-16 07:09:18 PM
I don't give a shiat about shoes
- Gladiator sandals turn the nicest legs into fugly stumps.  There is nothing flattering about them.
- ugg boots are slippers and wearing them out of the house labels you as trash.  You idiots.


There's some slight evidence that you care a wee bit about shoes.
 
2014-06-16 07:11:49 PM
Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair. . . ."
"No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . .
"Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
"No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .'
"Get them!"
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Carlo spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me."
"But... "Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."


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2014-06-16 07:15:13 PM

Maggie_Luna: 1) Feet are gross
2) People with foot fetishes are gross
3) Those 20% of women are uber gross
4) I will not take off my heels either but only because I am disgusted by the idea of walking barefoot. Hell I hate walking barefoot on the beach and at home
5) I too judge people with ugly shoes, like crocs, very ugly sandals (most sandals) and gladiator sandals


settle down.

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