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(Trust.org)   United Nations Human Rights Commission calls on all homosexual soccer players to come out of the closet and declare their sexuality in the only possible way soccer could get any more gay   (trust.org ) divider line
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2014-06-16 12:48:42 PM  
NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-16 01:01:09 PM  
 
2014-06-16 01:30:33 PM  
That's only a good idea for players from nations that wouldn't execute them for it.
 
2014-06-16 03:41:44 PM  

nekom: That's only a good idea for players from nations that wouldn't execute them for it.


Came here to say that.
 
2014-06-16 03:56:44 PM  
Wouldn't it be a shorter list if the straight players outed themselves?
 
2014-06-16 04:02:34 PM  
Fark the Yakivists. Make your own personal choice based on what's best for you. You owe them nothing.
 
2014-06-16 04:04:01 PM  
They should wait until the games in Dubai to come out of the closet.
 
2014-06-16 04:06:53 PM  

strangeguitar: nekom: That's only a good idea for players from nations that wouldn't execute them for it.

Came here to say that.


Yeah, I'm thinking that the Iranian team members are better off staying closeted.
 
2014-06-16 04:07:18 PM  
Meanwhile in the NFL
 
2014-06-16 04:08:09 PM  
Not true. It could easily get more gay of the players had to snuggle after they rolled around on the ground pretending to be injured.
 
2014-06-16 04:08:37 PM  

skinink: They should wait until the games in Dubai to come out of the closet.


A beautiful idea, but why wait so long? Russia in 2018 would offer just as good an opportunity.
 
2014-06-16 04:57:13 PM  
Yes, stand up and be counted and registered as a sexual deviant. Maybe we can get them to declare their pride. Something like a pink triangle they could wear everywhere.

/balls
//I'm playing games with balls
///black AND white balls
 
2014-06-16 05:09:27 PM  
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-16 05:16:47 PM  
Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt!!!!

Pink card for too much accessorizing!

As others have said, it would be death for some players. It's nice when people who live outside of Hell think all you have to do is open a window.
 
2014-06-16 06:33:34 PM  
I've never watched soccer on purpose. I went out to lunch today and they had a game on the TV. I think it was Germany or something. In the 30 minutes I was there I saw 3 guys drop like they got shot by a .50cal from what looked to be incidental contact. Even the announcers seemed to condone it. One play in particular, one guy stole the ball and the other guy dropped and the announcers were all "Oh he got his feet swept out from under him". Um, no he didn't. The replay showed he was barely touched. Seriously WTF?

I just don't get it. It's such a ridiculous "sport".

/i know
//stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg
///it really is ridiculous though
 
2014-06-16 09:03:04 PM  

skinink: They should wait until the games in Dubai to come out of the closet.


Dubai is in Qatar?
 
2014-06-17 01:21:27 AM  
This may not go over so well in certain Middle Eastern and African countries.
 
2014-06-17 11:02:42 AM  
Does the United Nations Human Rights Commission recognize the right to disclose only what you want to reveal about yourself? I guess not.
 
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