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(CNN)   I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Shrimp   (cnn.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-16 12:31:17 PM  
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.
 
2014-06-16 01:46:11 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.


...shrimp ice cream, shrimpskin coats, shrimp hubcaps, shrimp contact lenses. shrimp-based religion...
 
2014-06-16 02:48:44 PM  
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Shrimp

I was listening, right up until you insulted my height.
 
2014-06-16 03:09:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 03:09:46 PM  
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2014-06-16 03:16:48 PM  
So... shrimp recipe time? Anybody?

I'm feeling like a good grilled shrimp-kebab with lemon-basil-olive oil marinade tonight. Anyone got a better idea?
 
2014-06-16 03:38:48 PM  
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"I want to say one word to you. Just one word."
 
2014-06-16 03:38:51 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: So... shrimp recipe time? Anybody?

I'm feeling like a good grilled shrimp-kebab with lemon-basil-olive oil marinade tonight. Anyone got a better idea?


I keep it simple. Saute them in butter and garlic, then toss in some brandy, bourbon, or beer (depending on what's in my glass at that moment) and reduce.
 
2014-06-16 03:43:11 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: So... shrimp recipe time? Anybody?

I'm feeling like a good grilled shrimp-kebab with lemon-basil-olive oil marinade tonight. Anyone got a better idea?


I brine them instead of marinade before I grill
 
2014-06-16 03:46:42 PM  
 
2014-06-16 04:07:30 PM  
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2014-06-16 04:10:25 PM  
shrilk

I would have called it 'skrimps'
 
2014-06-16 04:10:49 PM  
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2014-06-16 04:26:31 PM  
Plate.
 
2014-06-16 10:12:53 PM  
I'm here for the prawn.
 
2014-06-17 11:09:37 AM  
Did none of you read the article? Oh well, I guess that means I get to make the relevant reference.

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