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(Huffington Post)   He knows if you are sleeping, he knows if you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good and he knows that if you've been molesting his daughter he's going to murder the hell out of you   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 86
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2014-06-16 09:48:11 PM  
C. Kringle is being held without bond. Authorities say charges of stocking may be added.
 
2014-06-16 10:13:44 PM  

doglover: C. Kringle is being held without bond. Authorities say charges of stocking may be added.


You deserve for being punished for this one.LAUGHTER OL.
 
2014-06-16 10:35:27 PM  
Doesn't rhyme.
 
2014-06-16 10:37:41 PM  

doglover: C. Kringle is being held without bond. Authorities say charges of stocking may be added.


Alright, I laughed.

/made my belly shake like a bowl full of jelly
 
2014-06-16 10:38:31 PM  

doglover: C. Kringle is being held without bond. Authorities say charges of stocking may be added.


Last seen fleeing with a large sack, and nine accomplices - one with a bright red nose.
 
2014-06-16 10:38:48 PM  
Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.
 
2014-06-16 10:39:28 PM  
I must have the honesty after doing the reading of the article of this. The individual who has the picturing might appear to the Stupidmitter as looking of Santa the Klaus but he is not the person who did the killing but the person who had the death. So basically this is the dumbest of all of the headlines to have had submission and receiving from the other person the greening. I am doing the subtraction of the point of the thread of this and suggest that others do this also until we have the honesty of headlines. You are welcome.
 
2014-06-16 10:40:14 PM  
F8ck it!
No reason to continue this "being good" charade.
 
2014-06-16 10:42:56 PM  

machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.


I disagree. Offenders get away with shiat like this precisely because laws prohibit people from taking immediate action to stop the crime from reoccurring. If every offender was made an example of like gross gramps here, sickos would think twice.
 
2014-06-16 10:43:10 PM  
Authorities say the suspect has also been charged in an earlier shooting outside of a store involving his stepdaughter's boyfriend.

Geez, enough already. Point taken.
 
2014-06-16 10:43:59 PM  
As much as I approve of him killing his daughter's rapist, the article also said that in a previous unrelated incident, the same guy also once took a shot another man he had a dispute with.  Sounds like the rapist made the mistake of going after the daughter of a very dangerous, mentally unstable man.  I say go ahead and charge him for manslaughter, and convict him for that, and be happy that two shiatbags are now off the streets.
 
2014-06-16 10:45:47 PM  
Won't you let me slay tonight?
 
2014-06-16 10:45:48 PM  

machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.


Especially since it seems his first botched attempt had him opening fire on a store front from his motorcycle outside.
 
2014-06-16 10:46:15 PM  

machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.


Serious question: Do the killers of child predators attain some sort of hero/protected status in prison, in the same manner that child predators themselves are reviled and targeted?
 
2014-06-16 10:46:47 PM  

Mystery Vortex: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.

I disagree. Offenders get away with shiat like this precisely because laws prohibit people from taking immediate action to stop the crime from reoccurring. If every offender was made an example of like gross gramps here, sickos would think twice.


I'm afraid I agree with Mr macho. I hope he is charged, tried by a jury of his peers and found not guilty.
 
2014-06-16 10:48:25 PM  

big pig peaches: Mystery Vortex: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good. I hope he gets charged for murder.

I disagree. Offenders get away with shiat like this precisely because laws prohibit people from taking immediate action to stop the crime from reoccurring. If every offender was made an example of like gross gramps here, sickos would think twice.

I'm afraid I agree with Mr macho. I hope he is charged, tried by a jury of his peers and found not guilty.


How about a citation and $50 fine for discharging a firearm within city limits?
 
2014-06-16 10:49:11 PM  

machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.

 
2014-06-16 10:51:23 PM  
12 years is a bit long to wait and try a 'heat of the moment' defense. Ain't gonna cry over this one, but still...
 
2014-06-16 10:53:54 PM  
LAUGHTER OL the bunch of internet guys of the toughness in the thread of this. You would not do the shiat. Stop diluting the face of you.
 
2014-06-16 10:56:14 PM  

DigitalCoffee: 12 years is a bit long to wait and try a 'heat of the moment' defense. Ain't gonna cry over this one, but still...


Yea, it's probably premeditated, but finding a jury to convict him might be pretty damn hard
 
2014-06-16 10:59:41 PM  
"I'm not saying he should've killed em, but I understand"--Chris Rock
There may come a time when something so heinous happens to your family that you might need to know where to obtain an unregistered handgun with a suppressor.
 
2014-06-16 11:05:31 PM  
y3.ifengimg.com

/approves
 
2014-06-16 11:06:47 PM  
Apparently he tried to shoot the boyfriend by riding up on his motorcycle and firing through a store window.
THEN he went and killed shorteyes.

So he's an asshole with screwed up priorities. He should do some time.
 
2014-06-16 11:09:20 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Apparently he tried to shoot the boyfriend by riding up on his motorcycle and firing through a store window.
THEN he went and killed shorteyes.

So he's an asshole with screwed up priorities. He should do some time.


Ah I misunderstood. I thought both shootings were connected to the same victim. This guy sounds like he just wanted to kill some people.
 
2014-06-16 11:10:41 PM  
hellzya.org
 
2014-06-16 11:13:53 PM  

John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.


What happens if it turns out the guy is innocent?

And vigilantism belongs in the dark ages. We are (trying to be) civilized over here in 'Murka.
 
2014-06-16 11:18:31 PM  

machoprogrammer: John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.

What happens if it turns out the guy is innocent?

And vigilantism belongs in the dark ages. We are (trying to be) civilized over here in 'Murka.


You can tell by all the mass shootings.

/vigilantism is bad, mmmkay?
 
2014-06-16 11:18:39 PM  
You know what bugs me about this?  This wasn't something the father did for the sake of his daughter.  This was just him chasing down his own personal vendetta.  Now she gets the stigma of being a murderer's daughter and has to grow up without him.  All of this gets added on to being a molested kid.  You sir, are an asshole.

Want to be a good dad?  Do the dozens of little things every day that make you a good dad.   Lousy parents tend to try to make up for it by grandiose gestures.  I call it the Chuck-E-Cheese Effect.

You can now return to your ITG bullshiat.
 
2014-06-16 11:18:57 PM  
as a dad myself i say innocent...
promise to never do this again...to the same guy
 
2014-06-16 11:20:43 PM  

machoprogrammer: John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.

What happens if it turns out the guy is innocent?

And vigilantism belongs in the dark ages. We are (trying to be) civilized over here in 'Murka.


It saves tax dollars. Better than him sponging off the system for 20 years, being found innocent and then claiming a huge pay out.
 
2014-06-16 11:23:17 PM  

LuckyBastid: You know what bugs me about this?  This wasn't something the father did for the sake of his daughter.  This was just him chasing down his own personal vendetta.  Now she gets the stigma of being a murderer's daughter and has to grow up without him.  All of this gets added on to being a molested kid.  You sir, are an asshole.

Want to be a good dad?  Do the dozens of little things every day that make you a good dad.   Lousy parents tend to try to make up for it by grandiose gestures.  I call it the Chuck-E-Cheese Effect.

You can now return to your ITG bullshiat.


Thisings
 
2014-06-16 11:24:52 PM  

LuckyBastid: You know what bugs me about this?  This wasn't something the father did for the sake of his daughter.  This was just him chasing down his own personal vendetta.  Now she gets the stigma of being a murderer's daughter and has to grow up without him.  All of this gets added on to being a molested kid.  You sir, are an asshole.

Want to be a good dad?  Do the dozens of little things every day that make you a good dad.   Lousy parents tend to try to make up for it by grandiose gestures.  I call it the Chuck-E-Cheese Effect.

You can now return to your ITG bullshiat.


She may not even live with him anymore. She'd be around 20 now and the incident happened 12 years ago when she was 8. The guy who molested his daughter has also been out of prison for at least seven years so it's not like he killed the guy as he left the prison either.
 
2014-06-16 11:25:58 PM  
Leaving the Kris Kringle puns behind, what I found hilarious was the "Notorious Vigilantes" slideshow on the same page as the story.  Okay, George Zimmerman.  Okay, Berhardt Goetz.  Okay, Jack Ruby.  Okay, Curtis Silwa (sic).  Bit. when I got to the last one, it was someone I never heard of, one Bruce Lawrence May.  And what act of social vigilantism was he charged with?  He was charged with malicious mischief because he was arrested for "slinging glass marbles at a speed camera."

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-06-16 11:28:35 PM  
Don't be a pussy. Dead bad guys are a good thing.
 
2014-06-16 11:39:30 PM  
Not guilty.

Damn shame I'll never get on that jury.
 
2014-06-16 11:42:44 PM  
His name is Jay Maynor.

http://www.gofundme.com/a51e8g
 
2014-06-16 11:42:48 PM  

machoprogrammer: John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.

What happens if it turns out the guy is innocent?

And vigilantism belongs in the dark ages. We are (trying to be) civilized over here in 'Murka.


The guy was convicted of the crime.

What's this 'we' shiat? How is letting someone live who molested a young girl civilized?

Don't have a daughter, do you?
 
JVD
2014-06-16 11:45:03 PM  
That would have been a hanging offense in simpler times, and he'd never have had to take the law into his own hands.
 
2014-06-16 11:45:10 PM  

Prey4reign: Leaving the Kris Kringle puns behind, what I found hilarious was the "Notorious Vigilantes" slideshow on the same page as the story.  Okay, George Zimmerman.  Okay, Berhardt Goetz.  Okay, Jack Ruby.  Okay, Curtis Silwa (sic).  Bit. when I got to the last one, it was someone I never heard of, one Bruce Lawrence May.  And what act of social vigilantism was he charged with?  He was charged with malicious mischief because he was arrested for "slinging glass marbles at a speed camera."

[i.huffpost.com image 454x567]


Truly a hero for the ages.
 
2014-06-16 11:47:55 PM  

John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: John Buck 41: machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is never good kicks ass. I hope he gets charged for murder walks.

What happens if it turns out the guy is innocent?

And vigilantism belongs in the dark ages. We are (trying to be) civilized over here in 'Murka.

The guy was convicted of the crime.

What's this 'we' shiat? How is letting someone live who molested a young girl civilized?

Don't have a daughter, do you?


Mind you I say this as a *former* young girl, but despite the fact that juries are not always great at deciding the guilt of a defendant, vigilante justice pretty much just faces a matter of time until the wrong person gets offed. Most people are not great at judging character.
 
2014-06-16 11:48:24 PM  

John Buck 41: What's this 'we' shiat? How is letting someone live who molested a young girl civilized?


Exactly.

We'll never be civilized until we reach the level of justice enjoyed by people in rural Afghanistan.
 
2014-06-16 11:51:33 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL the bunch of internet guys of the toughness in the thread of this. You would not do the shiat. Stop diluting the face of you.


You're getting lazy. Overuse of prepositional phrase beginning with "of." Tiresome.
 
2014-06-16 11:52:16 PM  
IT'S GARBAGE DAY!
 
2014-06-16 11:56:53 PM  

jaytkay: John Buck 41: What's this 'we' shiat? How is letting someone live who molested a young girl civilized?

Exactly.

We'll never be civilized until we reach the level of justice enjoyed by people in rural Afghanistan.


That girl was a harlot! She was flashing her ankles and got raped, stone her!!!
 
2014-06-17 12:02:19 AM  
Hmm... ok, let's see ... if I understand the the fark threadiquette guide correctly, *this* thread won't become filled with pedobear and rape jokes.
 
2014-06-17 12:16:38 AM  
A guy kills a sex offender that molested his daughter and has to go to trial? Dude, give him a medal or something. I'm very ok with sex offenders like that being shot in the street like dogs. And the fact that he killed said offender in his home just a couple years after he was found guilty of molesting hi daughter shows that apparently this guy didnt get much or any jail time for it, so Id be pissed off at that as well.
 
2014-06-17 12:17:03 AM  

doofusgumby: jaytkay: John Buck 41: What's this 'we' shiat? How is letting someone live who molested a young girl civilized?

Exactly.

We'll never be civilized until we reach the level of justice enjoyed by people in rural Afghanistan.

That girl was a harlot! She was flashing her ankles and got raped, stone her!!!


Please, they're way more civilized now. It's just 40 lashes for being raped.
 
2014-06-17 12:17:45 AM  
Point taken, Korzine, but fatherhood doesn't end at 20 either.
 
2014-06-17 12:28:44 AM  
So to all the pussyvaginas who don't support what the dad did here, put yourself in his shoes and answer me this: if I came to your house, beat you up, tied you to a chair, and made you watch as i raped and killed your wife/daughter or whoever, you'd be pretty pissed. Now say i even went to trial and some OJ Simpson shiat happened and i walked, just like that. Are you telling me you wouldn't attempt to kill me, or at least pay someone to kill me?
 
2014-06-17 12:30:04 AM  

meow said the dog: I must have the honesty after doing the reading of the article of this. The individual who has the picturing might appear to the Stupidmitter as looking of Santa the Klaus but he is not the person who did the killing but the person who had the death. So basically this is the dumbest of all of the headlines to have had submission and receiving from the other person the greening. I am doing the subtraction of the point of the thread of this and suggest that others do this also until we have the honesty of headlines. You are welcome.


Hear hear.

(And... there, there, MSTD.)
 
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