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(Huffington Post)   Romney calls Hillary Clinton's record a 'monumental bust,' follows up by ripping off his shirt and showing off his new 44D's   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 58
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2014-06-16 10:40:01 AM  
I threw up a little.

/thanks subby
 
2014-06-16 10:46:05 AM  
Well, I did always think Romney was a bit of a drag.
 
2014-06-16 10:47:29 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Yes, it's very impressive.
 
2014-06-16 10:50:53 AM  
www.smartfellowspress.com

Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive.
 
2014-06-16 10:53:27 AM  
Dear Mitt,

The Dustbin of History misses you. Please return there to build another house.

Sincerely,

Everyone.
 
2014-06-16 10:55:54 AM  
img.fark.net

Historical Footnote is wrong. THIS is a monumental bust.
 
2014-06-16 11:11:09 AM  
He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.
 
2014-06-16 11:16:21 AM  
I love that Mitt is trying to stay in the news because it keeps remining me of what a colossal failure his campaign was
 
2014-06-16 11:17:14 AM  
Face it folks: he ain't gonna let that white horse bullsh*t go
 
2014-06-16 11:24:49 AM  
I asked my pretty conservative father why David Gregory would ask Mitt Romney how to win a presidential election and even he got a chuckle out of it.  It's almost sad that Mitt doesn't realize what a colossal joke he is.
 
2014-06-16 11:31:00 AM  
Romney said he will not make another bid for the presidency in 2016.

"I want to find the best candidate for us to take our message to the American people that we can bring better jobs, higher incomes, and more security globally," Romney said. "We can do that, and I'm convinced that the field of Republican candidates that I'm seeing is a lot better positioned to do that than I am, so I'm not running."


It's a similar field to the one that produced candidate Romney.  And we all saw how well that went.

So well, in fact, that this time around the RNC has decided less exposure and face time was a good idea.
 
2014-06-16 12:48:05 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.


No, he's angling for an appointment. Secretary of State, most likely.
 
2014-06-16 12:58:44 PM  
Yep.  That was *exactly* the mental picture I needed right after lunch.  THANKS
 
2014-06-16 12:59:46 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.


I think *anyone* who wants to run for President has to have a bit of a masochistic streak in them.
 
2014-06-16 01:08:21 PM  

propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.

No, he's angling for an appointment. Secretary of State, most likely.


Lulz.

He's lucky he didn't get his passport revoked after the foreign charm tour he took during the campaign.
 
2014-06-16 01:20:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again,


i.imgur.com

Well, he says he knows how to beat Hillary......

/seriously, its like William Jennings Bryan all over again.
 
2014-06-16 01:23:40 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

Are we going to see the apprentice Paul Ryan now dueling with his former master for the nomination?
 
2014-06-16 01:25:13 PM  

Somacandra: Well, he says he knows how to beat Hillary......


Please proceed, Governor
 
2014-06-16 01:29:15 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, the current Guinness World Record holder for longest futile political campaign in history
 
2014-06-16 01:35:28 PM  
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One of these things does not belong
 
2014-06-16 02:06:46 PM  
I hope he lives long enough to spend money with Obama's face on it
 
2014-06-16 02:07:50 PM  
amazing chest ahead
 
2014-06-16 02:09:29 PM  

propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.

No, he's angling for an appointment. Secretary of State, most likely.


He wants to be on the Fed.
 
2014-06-16 02:19:37 PM  
Dear Mr. Footnote,

Please stop speaking publicly.
Thank you,

The Public
 
2014-06-16 02:24:02 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.


img.fark.net

it absolutely kills him that he isn't president. he believes that it's his birthright. god, i'd loved to have been a fly on the wall when he realized that the colored boy was going to beat him on election night.
 
2014-06-16 02:26:46 PM  

Dahnkster: I hope he lives long enough to spend money with Obama's face on it


THIS.

When he lost I felt that despite the rhetoric it was best just to let it go quietly and with dignity; let it go and let him fade into obscurity and lick the vicious wounds that were largely either self-inflicted or inflicted by his party and the election became a referendum on.  Take the high road.  Even the next morning when I pulled up next to a SUV with a Romney, Scott Brown and McCain/Palin sticker I gave them plenty of room.  They lost, they're upset, let them have their time to wind down.

Even when I had vowed to do the "Fark You" dance in front of his house in Beverly when he lost I thought twice about it.

But the thing is that no one asks Dukakis or Al Gore or Kerry or Mondale or even McCain what they would be doing like the GOP does like they're daydreaming that 2008 or 2012 didn't turn out the way it had.  And not only that, no one makes a news article about it, except for GOP-centric outlets like this.

You put up a rich smug asshole and the nation came to the collective conclusion that he was a rich smug asshole as well as that your whole party was out of touch with women and non-whites and gays.  And since then your "outreach" has largely done NOTHING to disprove that this is still the absolute truth.

So, yeah.  I want to see Obama's likeness put on a USPS stamp so I can send one envelope a day to Romney with a big fat photo of my middle finger.

So go ahead you rich, smug asshole.  Run again.  I dare you.  And when you lose I'm going to make good on my "Fark You" dance except this time I'll, I won't be wearing pants and I will have $100 bills with Obama's face on them taped all over me.
 
2014-06-16 02:27:11 PM  
Mitt has b*tch tits?  Robert Paulsen will be jealous.

"His name is Willard 'Forty-Seven-Percent' Romney."
 
2014-06-16 02:30:54 PM  

FlashHarry: it absolutely kills him that he isn't president. he believes that it's his birthright.


Wha??
 
2014-06-16 02:32:52 PM  
Mitt is quite the boob
 
2014-06-16 02:32:59 PM  

Skarekrough: But the thing is that no one asks Dukakis or Al Gore or Kerry or Mondale or even McCain what they would be doing like the GOP does like they're daydreaming that 2008 or 2012 didn't turn out the way it had


You know how I know you have a life on Sunday mornings?
 
2014-06-16 02:34:43 PM  
Hey Mitt, check out this monumental bust!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 02:39:24 PM  
I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.
 
2014-06-16 02:41:40 PM  
i90.photobucket.com

Okay, my "Political Predictions" shop was off by about 2 years, but it seems to be happening now.

/sour grapes are sour!
 
2014-06-16 02:47:47 PM  
Holy Mother of God, but there are a lot of photoshops of Hilary Clinton in skimpy clothing out there:

www.photoshoppix.com
 
2014-06-16 02:48:06 PM  
img.fark.net

presented without comment.
 
2014-06-16 02:48:27 PM  

FlashHarry: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.

[img.fark.net image 600x400]

it absolutely kills him that he isn't president. he believes that it's his birthright. god, i'd loved to have been a fly on the wall when he realized that the colored boy was going to beat him on election night.


Check this out, it's pretty interesting.
media4.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-06-16 02:50:20 PM  

propasaurus: FlashHarry: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's really going to run again, isn't he?

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice and he's going to stick his head back into the tree chipper.

[img.fark.net image 600x400]

it absolutely kills him that he isn't president. he believes that it's his birthright. god, i'd loved to have been a fly on the wall when he realized that the colored boy was going to beat him on election night.

Check this out, it's pretty interesting.

img.fark.net
"What? ...but...this can't be! I...I studied it out. I STUDIED IT OUT!!!!"
 
2014-06-16 02:50:43 PM  
Mitt Romney, like George Bush, could do his party a huge favor by making himself scarce.
Can you imagine being too clueless to "get" something that George Bush isn't too dense to pick up on?
Mitt is truly one of the most oblivious men I have ever seen.
 
2014-06-16 02:54:49 PM  
When he says he wants a candidate who will bring jobs to America, does he mean that they'll bring back all the manufacturing jobs Romney and his ilk sent to China?
 
2014-06-16 02:55:13 PM  

jso2897: Mitt Romney, like George Bush, could do his party a huge favor by making himself scarce.
Can you imagine being too clueless to "get" something that George Bush isn't too dense to pick up on?
Mitt is truly one of the most oblivious men I have ever seen.


Let's be fair. Mitt Romney has to reason to hide from anyone who might recognize international law.
 
2014-06-16 02:55:59 PM  
No reason. He has no reason. Way to Baff that one, EyeballKid.
 
2014-06-16 03:03:50 PM  

LectertheChef: I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.


You leave Rafalca out of this.
 
2014-06-16 03:09:15 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Holy Mother of God, but there are a lot of photoshops of Hilary Clinton in skimpy clothing out there:

[www.photoshoppix.com image 700x639]


You.

BASTARD.
 
2014-06-16 03:10:41 PM  

what_now: LectertheChef: I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.

You leave Rafalca out of this.


It's not LectertheChef's fault that Rafalca has such a round, plump rump.
 
2014-06-16 03:12:52 PM  

EyeballKid: No reason. He has no reason. Way to Baff that one, EyeballKid.


i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-16 03:16:06 PM  

what_now: LectertheChef: I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.

You leave Rafalca out of this.


imageshack.com
 
2014-06-16 03:23:08 PM  

what_now: LectertheChef: I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.

You leave Rafalca out of this.


a mare's vagina is six feet above the ground
 
2014-06-16 03:56:05 PM  
Jesus Christ, Romney. You made a massive fool of yourself when you had your trip abroad to Europe, a debate moderate fact checked you when you tried attacking your opponent with Benghazi conspiracy theories, your opponent lectured you on why we no longer use battleships in warfare, and you called Syria Iran's only route to the sea. Standing back and ridiculing other people's foreign policy experience isn't going to work with you.
 
2014-06-16 03:59:23 PM  
*rolls eyes, makes jerking-off motion*
 
2014-06-16 03:59:29 PM  

Jackson Herring: what_now: LectertheChef: I'll never like this guy. Ever. I don't care what his politics are, he's simply a dipshiat. He's got all kinds of money, yet he drives sensible cars. Massive amounts of cash, but chooses to buy a home in the lower rent part of La Jolla, only to want to tear down that house and build a bigger one. His family has their annual family olympics. Seriously, family olympics. fark that bullshiat. Then there's his wife with her stupid dancing horse with that snooty farking name, Rafalca. Rafalca the dressage dancing horse. Even the name of that olympic event is snooty, farking dressage. And somehow the right wingers actually tried to portray Obama as the elitist. He actually got all pissy because some guy was smoking weed near his beach house. fark that guy, fark his family, and fark that stupid farking horse.

You leave Rafalca out of this.

a mare's vagina is six feet above the ground


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