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(The Detroit_News)   Don't you just hate it when you're waiting for a bus and a stranger comes up and shoots you in the face?   (detroitnews.com) divider line 66
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2014-06-16 01:27:09 PM
This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you find a stranger in De troit.
 
2014-06-16 02:31:48 PM
Most ft the time, yes.
 
2014-06-16 02:32:27 PM

Yaw String: Most ft the time, yes.


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2014-06-16 02:33:08 PM
It's Detroit. I am in no way surprised.
 
2014-06-16 02:33:39 PM
How do you get shot in the face bad enough to be in critical condition at the hospital, but you were still able to walk from the bus stop to your home and get your wife to take you to the hospital?
 
2014-06-16 02:33:42 PM
Detroit hasn't been the same since their reactor exploded.
 
2014-06-16 02:34:07 PM
I usually like it better when I know the person.
 
2014-06-16 02:34:54 PM
I hate it when I'm sitting on a bench waiting for a bus and a friend comes up and shoots me in the face.
 
2014-06-16 02:36:40 PM
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2014-06-16 02:36:47 PM

wxboy: How do you get shot in the face bad enough to be in critical condition at the hospital, but you were still able to walk from the bus stop to your home and get your wife to take you to the hospital?


Like TFA said, willpower.
 
2014-06-16 02:37:56 PM
When you say "shoots you in the face" do you mean in the Dick Cheny sense, or Peter North?
 
2014-06-16 02:39:39 PM
How do we trick ISIS into attacking Detroit?
 
2014-06-16 02:39:44 PM
Or when you're waiting for an article and get a 500 error? Farked already, wow. I wonder if that's a record.
 
2014-06-16 02:40:20 PM
At first, I was going to be a smartalec and say "Depends, shoots me in the face with what?"

But as I started to run down the list of "whats", I couldn't come up with anything I would not hate.

So yes, I would hate it.
 
2014-06-16 02:41:08 PM

strangeluck: wxboy: How do you get shot in the face bad enough to be in critical condition at the hospital, but you were still able to walk from the bus stop to your home and get your wife to take you to the hospital?

Like TFA said, willpower.


So kind of a "fark you, death" sort of thing.
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2014-06-16 02:41:16 PM
I'm sure the shooter was just standing his ground.

"Are you threatening me!"

"What?"

BAM!

It's okay, it's in The Constitution.
 
2014-06-16 02:42:01 PM
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2014-06-16 02:42:29 PM
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2014-06-16 02:42:58 PM

QuillofNumenor: I usually like it better when I know the person.


Doh!  Missed it by that much...


wxboy: How do you get shot in the face bad enough to be in critical condition at the hospital, but you were still able to walk from the bus stop to your home and get your wife to take you to the hospital?


I thought it was odd enough that they owned a car.  If I owned a car...and I do....I'd do whatever is possible to avoid taking a bus anywhere in Detoilet.
 
2014-06-16 02:45:12 PM
Why didn't he have a free 0bamaphone so that he could call 911 for an ambulance?
 
2014-06-16 02:45:38 PM
A friend of mine and I were waiting for the bus into Philly from the burbs when I group of about 20 kids came along and beat the shiat out of us and took our money, glad this happened before guns and shootings became so prevalent.
 
2014-06-16 02:46:25 PM
A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.
 
2014-06-16 02:46:41 PM
Life is like that in Chocolate City, you never know what you're gonna get
 
2014-06-16 02:47:27 PM
And of course, now it loads fine for me.

This must've been one of the few guys left in the country without a cell phone, if he walked home rather than calling 911 right away. You'd think Detroit would at least still have a few pay phones.
 
2014-06-16 02:48:46 PM

numbone: How do we trick ISIS into attacking Detroit?


Like my main man Tom Waits said: "They all started out with bad directions..."
 
2014-06-16 02:49:41 PM
Ill take reasons to move out of Detroit for $500 Alex.
 
2014-06-16 02:50:18 PM
I would, but that's why I stay the fark away from Detroit.  And Dick Cheney.
 
2014-06-16 02:51:25 PM

monoski: A friend of mine and I were waiting for the bus into Philly from the burbs when I group of about 20 kids came along and beat the shiat out of us and took our money, glad this happened before guns and shootings became so prevalent.


So, the 1500s?
 
2014-06-16 02:51:57 PM

HairyNevus: Like my main man Tom Waits said: "They all started out with bad directions..."


Tom Waits for no man.
 
2014-06-16 02:52:26 PM

IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.


No, it only takes one fist full of steel.
 
2014-06-16 02:52:40 PM
The man got shot and walked, walked, walked all through the town.
 
2014-06-16 02:52:46 PM

IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.


Its detroit, there is no work.
 
2014-06-16 02:53:09 PM

Kevin72: Why didn't he have a free 0bamaphone so that he could call 911 for an ambulance?


You assume that Detroit's ambulances had enough funds to maintain 24 hour service to his neighborhood.
 
2014-06-16 02:53:57 PM
and of course if they catch the guy who did it (yeah right)  he would be given free food, free medical care, free place to stay, clothing, cable TV, and all the time in the world to nap. Whoever did this... simply does not deserve to be alive any more.

Feel bad for the guy that got shot -- world is a farked up place.
 
2014-06-16 02:54:58 PM

IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.


Seriously? Not just in the shiatty cities?
 
2014-06-16 02:55:57 PM

IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.


In most parts of Portland I wouldn't be the slightest bit worried at 4:30 in the morning at a bus stop.  Crime happens, but it's not that frequent.

In Detroit though?  I don't think I'd be so brave.
 
2014-06-16 02:57:45 PM

davidphogan: IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.

In most parts of Portland I wouldn't be the slightest bit worried at 4:30 in the morning at a bus stop.  Crime happens, but it's not that frequent.

In Detroit though?  I don't think I'd be so brave.


I'd be a bit nervous waiting at a bus stop in my city at 4:30 in the morning.  Mostly because the buses don't run at that hour, so why am I waiting for one?
 
2014-06-16 03:02:33 PM

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Damn....... That's pretty goddamn accurate. Stealing it!
 
2014-06-16 03:02:33 PM

davidphogan: IvyLady: A bus stop in any city in America at 4:30 in the morning takes nerves of steel.  I'm going to be heartbroken when I find out this guy was just trying to get to work.

In most parts of Portland I wouldn't be the slightest bit worried at 4:30 in the morning at a bus stop.  Crime happens, but it's not that frequent.

In Detroit though?  I don't think I'd be so brave.


I may view the situation differently, even in Portland, on account of having a vagina.
 
2014-06-16 03:03:38 PM
the mafia talked more than the blacks


/idontknownuttin
//some guy i never saw before comes up and....
///you aint got nuttin on me....but sir you are the victim !
 
2014-06-16 03:05:05 PM
I shot my girlfriend in the face last week. To be fair though, she said I could, and a towel cleaned it all up nicely.  ;-)
 
2014-06-16 03:07:20 PM
So disappointed that this hasn't been posted.

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2014-06-16 03:10:18 PM
Stand your stop.
 
2014-06-16 03:10:42 PM

strangeluck: wxboy: How do you get shot in the face bad enough to be in critical condition at the hospital, but you were still able to walk from the bus stop to your home and get your wife to take you to the hospital?

Like TFA said, willpower.


I worked with a guy who was robbed at gun point, then decided to chase the thief. He was shot several times in the legs and kept chasing. He said it didn't hurt till later at the hospital. He acknowledges his stupidity.
 
2014-06-16 03:11:36 PM

cgraves67: Kevin72: Why didn't he have a free 0bamaphone so that he could call 911 for an ambulance?

You assume that Detroit's ambulances had enough funds to maintain 24 hour service to his neighborhood.


Yes. I did. For this, I am mistaken.
 
2014-06-16 03:12:41 PM
Something about this headline made me laugh heartily.
 
2014-06-16 03:13:21 PM
Some of my favorite porn starts that way!
 
2014-06-16 03:13:27 PM
Was his name Marvin?
 
2014-06-16 03:15:36 PM

Fano: Life is like that in Chocolate City, you never know what you're gonna get


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2014-06-16 03:17:52 PM

IvyLady: I may view the situation differently, even in Portland, on account of having a vagina.


Fair enough.  I just meant that not ALL cities are Detroit-bad.
 
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