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(Daily Star)   "A topless model who assaulted two police officers has escaped jail after missing her probation meetings so she could get a boob job" (SFW pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 125
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2014-06-16 08:42:31 PM

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That's a hard lived 20....

 
2014-06-16 09:40:43 PM
Needs more duck lip photos
 
2014-06-16 09:42:51 PM
You got it wrong subby... the article clearly stated she was a TOPLESS model.
 
2014-06-16 09:43:16 PM
A history of bad decisions, poor impulse control, indications of daddy issues and loose morals...
Was there a phone number there?  I clearly have a shot here.

/I keed, I keed.  Made those mistakes already, no need to repeat them
 
2014-06-16 09:45:56 PM

Laobaojun: A history of bad decisions, poor impulse control, indications of daddy issues and loose morals...
Was there a phone number there?  I clearly have a shot here.

/I keed, I keed.  Made those mistakes already, no need to repeat them


Falconwood Way, Manchester. Look her up.

/I'd lock her up in prison, IYKWIMAITYD
 
2014-06-16 09:45:57 PM

basemetal: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]
That's a hard lived 20....


Indeed, I'd still have to do her tho. One for the team and all that.
 
2014-06-16 09:46:20 PM
Sorry, I draw the line at 10 assault and vandalism convictions.

/She might as well have "crazy" tattooed on her forehead
 
2014-06-16 09:46:32 PM
Encyclopedia entry for "vapid".
 
2014-06-16 09:48:36 PM
Says the electronic bracelet interferes with her work (fair enough)

Doesn't  want to do 400 community service because it's tiring (found out in a different article I found while in no way looking for more nsfw pics...)

Skips out on probation meetings for a boob job.

You know, sometimes someone would do very well to spend a few days in holding to pay off a ticket.
 
2014-06-16 09:48:37 PM
topless, brainless
 
2014-06-16 09:50:00 PM
Fake boobs: great to look at, horrible to touch. They never feel natural.
 
2014-06-16 09:52:16 PM
Vapid twunt, probably cold fish in bed for how lazy she is everywhere else.  More info about her


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/ so phie-pearl-dalzell-community-service-7274964
 
2014-06-16 09:54:31 PM
LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.
 
2014-06-16 09:54:55 PM
Can't do 180 hours of community service? Just put her in jail for 2 weeks instead.
 
2014-06-16 10:00:10 PM
You know, no matter how hot the girl is, and this one isn't, its kind of sad that the only thing they have to offer the world is a pair of tits. Speaks loudly of their lack of intellect. Not that I'm against tits, but, still, a bit depressing to know that all you have are those to get you through life. Makes for a awkward "mom and daughter" day at school.
 
2014-06-16 10:00:27 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.


LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.
 
2014-06-16 10:01:16 PM
Seems that lady justice is a lesbo considering all the skewed rulings in favor of women.
 
2014-06-16 10:03:53 PM

Kuta: Can't do 180 hours of community service? Just put her in jail for 2 weeks instead.


And put cameras in her cell.
 
2014-06-16 10:06:03 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 10:06:30 PM
She looks crazy.  Not appealing at all.
 
2014-06-16 10:07:26 PM

megarian: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.

LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.


Well I guess I will now see you all in the hours of which have 72.
 
2014-06-16 10:08:31 PM

megarian: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.

LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-16 10:10:19 PM
Titty farking her would be the only way to avoid any STDs.
 
2014-06-16 10:10:56 PM
Let's be honest about this situation.  She's trying to make a living which means she's probably not on the dole.  That's more than can be said of most thuggish chavs.  Judging by her response to the situation, this is probably the best paying work she can get.  Judging by the photos, she's got about another 5 years of solid work left in this line of work.  What good would it do to put her in prison?  Hit her with a nominal fine, close the books, and move on to bigger fish.
 
2014-06-16 10:11:13 PM
Shes 20? Courtney Stodden 20 maybe.
 
2014-06-16 10:11:38 PM

pippi longstocking: Seems that lady justice is a lesbo considering all the skewed rulings in favor of women.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 10:11:55 PM

meow said the dog: megarian: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.

LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.

Well I guess I will now see you all in the hours of which have 72.


FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?
 
2014-06-16 10:12:24 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.


Put down the bong dude.
 
2014-06-16 10:12:42 PM

skinink: Fake boobs: great to look at, horrible to touch. They never feel natural.


Depends what you touch them with.
 
2014-06-16 10:16:04 PM
meow, I'm going to skin you and use your woman bits as a fashionable accessory for the patriarchy.

Lovingly, you twat.
 
2014-06-16 10:16:14 PM

megarian: FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?


I could probably provide the public servings of these individuals for which she is having the problems of leading the escaping. I would be glad for doing this actually. I would like for saying that perhaps she has just the misunderstandings and if the patriarchy wishes to stifle the desire of she for being the more comfortable person because this fails for furtherance of the agenda of they.
 
2014-06-16 10:17:29 PM

meow said the dog: megarian: FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?

I could probably provide the public servings of these individuals for which she is having the problems of leading the escaping. I would be glad for doing this actually. I would like for saying that perhaps she has just the misunderstandings and if the patriarchy wishes to stifle the desire of she for being the more comfortable person because this fails for furtherance of the agenda of they.


No way. Okay. Method acting at its poorest.
 
2014-06-16 10:18:19 PM
Behold the power of boobs.
 
2014-06-16 10:18:21 PM

megarian: meow said the dog: megarian: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.

LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.

Well I guess I will now see you all in the hours of which have 72.

FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?


Trust me, just ignore the idiot.  It thinks it's doing some kind of performance art, and if you argue with it, you're just being part of the act.  Responding to it is just being one of the Aristocrats.
 
2014-06-16 10:21:35 PM

meow said the dog: megarian: FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?

I could probably provide the public servings of these individuals for which she is having the problems of leading the escaping. I would be glad for doing this actually. I would like for saying that perhaps she has just the misunderstandings and if the patriarchy wishes to stifle the desire of she for being the more comfortable person because this fails for furtherance of the agenda of they.


...
THE PUBLIC SERVICES ONLY BENEFIT THEM IF THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM YOU SMUTF*CK.

I am sorry you so strongly have dick on the brain.
 
2014-06-16 10:22:59 PM

toraque: megarian: meow said the dog: megarian: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I would not have the problem of this because I have the beautiful breasts without the need of the saline solution balloons. Also I probably would not have the arrest because I would provide to the officer the blowing activities to have jail avoidance.

LOL LAUGH OKAY you dumbf*ck, If you were you were flat your OL would not be as LO.

B*tch.

Well I guess I will now see you all in the hours of which have 72.

FFS can you ever get anything done in less than 72 hours?

Trust me, just ignore the idiot.  It thinks it's doing some kind of performance art, and if you argue with it, you're just being part of the act.  Responding to it is just being one of the Aristocrats.


SHUTUPSHHHHHH ONE DAY I WILL SADDLE AND BRIDLE MEOW AND OFF INTO THE SUNSET I GO.
 
2014-06-16 10:23:34 PM

toraque: Trust me, just ignore the idiot.  It thinks it's doing some kind of performance art, and if you argue with it, you're just being part of the act.  Responding to it is just being one of the Aristocrats.


+1

You have been immortalized in the profilings of me much like this woman had the profiling of the female police officers.
 
2014-06-16 10:24:38 PM
GIS search for Sophie Dalzell topless = bleached nips ? What the hell............
 
2014-06-16 10:29:44 PM

meow said the dog: toraque: Trust me, just ignore the idiot.  It thinks it's doing some kind of performance art, and if you argue with it, you're just being part of the act.  Responding to it is just being one of the Aristocrats.

+1

You have been immortalized in the profilings of me much like this woman had the profiling of the female police officers.


My aren't we presumptuous with the cops and everything?
 
2014-06-16 10:31:33 PM
stop fighting!!!!  cant you see what she is doing to us?
 
2014-06-16 10:32:58 PM

F22raptom: stop fighting!!!!  cant you see what she is doing to us?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 10:36:49 PM
lulz
 
2014-06-16 10:37:50 PM
I bet you get your twat tangled in patriarchy every time you leave your yurt.

Smutf*ck.
 
2014-06-16 10:39:21 PM
Not guilty by reason of boobies.
 
2014-06-16 10:39:54 PM
She perfectly fits the profile of the future ex-Mrs Ogre.

I just need to sit back and wait.  She'll find me.  The crazy ones always find me.
 
2014-06-16 10:40:58 PM
O.o

That is both the depiction of the facial expression of me at the moment of this and also of the shape of the breasts of the individual in the story of this.
 
2014-06-16 10:41:04 PM

OgreMagi: She perfectly fits the profile of the future ex-Mrs Ogre.

I just need to sit back and wait.  She'll find me.  The crazy ones always find me.


*exaggerated wink*
 
2014-06-16 10:42:44 PM
They are way perkerier than that. You are such an asshole.
 
2014-06-16 10:47:20 PM
Topless. T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless.
#rmlimodriver69
 
2014-06-16 10:48:46 PM

megarian: They are way perkerier than that. You are such an asshole.


Are you having a bad day?  You usually don't get this mad in a thread.
 
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