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(Project Big Life)   Subby is going to die in 2040. how long will you last?   (projectbiglife.ca) divider line 41
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2014-06-16 10:49:14 AM  
The test is applicable only to Canadians. As a United States citizen, I will evidently live forever.
 
2014-06-16 11:23:26 AM  
Canadian test, not US. If I take an equivalent test and input the same answers I get 10 years less.

1) Canada has better healthcare. In the general populations of Canada and the United States (U.S.), 2009 estimates of life expectancy at age 20 years were 59.7 and 57.0 years for men and 63.9 and 61.7 years for women, respectively.

2) AIDS 1 Disability adjusted life years per 100,000 persons is higher for Canada compared to US due to AIDS.

3) AIDS 2 Canada has a lower composition of African ancestry. Blacks represent approximately 12% of the U.S. population, but accounted for an estimated 44% of new HIV infections in 2010. They also accounted for 44% of people living with HIV infection in 2009. It's not known why the prevalence is higher.
 
2014-06-16 11:25:08 AM  
2062, maybe 2063.  Just in time for Chelsea Clinton's kid to finish it's term in office.
 
2014-06-16 11:34:34 AM  
2009?!?
 
2014-06-16 11:34:40 AM  
i got a 90 year life expectancy with alcohol being the biggest risk. sounds about right!
 
2014-06-16 11:43:36 AM  
75.3 Years. That's ~2045 with smoking being the highest risk. Honestly, no damn way I'm gonna live that long.
 
2014-06-16 12:10:48 PM  
Longer than a lot of people would like
 
2014-06-16 12:14:47 PM  
74.9 Canadian years, apparently, which means I would die in late 2063. Anyone know what that is in American years?
 
2014-06-16 12:35:34 PM  
Crap, I'm going to live to be 92. How tiring.
 
2014-06-16 12:36:35 PM  
I expect to die on March 12, 2038, along with everybody else
 
2014-06-16 01:39:59 PM  
Not that long, sheesh. I am eyeing 2015.
 
2014-06-16 01:44:17 PM  
Life Expectancy 92.2 years
Largest risk is Diet

I start eating vegetables and I'll live forever!
 
2014-06-16 01:46:44 PM  
However, I will spend  53.3 days  in the hospital. Not sure how they got that figure.
 
2014-06-16 01:56:42 PM  
Depends on how long it takes your body to cool down and if I think of baseball statistics.
 
2014-06-16 02:04:13 PM  
82 years. But the men in my family make it to their 90s. All of them. It's really annoying.
 
2014-06-16 02:38:44 PM  
My diet must be pretty shiatty if that, not alcohol, is my biggest risk.
 
2014-06-16 02:41:39 PM  
85.5 years.  I'm going to drink myself to death in the early 2060's.  Bullshiat.  I'm going to be shot by a jealous boyfriend at least 10 years later
 
2014-06-16 02:52:15 PM  
If I put down this pastrami on rye and ice cold Coke, about another 30 years.

If I don't put...uhhh...ohhh...gaaaaaah....errrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg............. .
 
2014-06-16 02:53:53 PM  
They have me pegged for April 2039. Maybe I should be less pessimistic.
 
2014-06-16 02:54:11 PM  

BunkoSquad: I expect to die on March 12, 2038, along with everybody else


I get to die on my birthday?  How convenient for my tombstone, if there were anyone left to chisel it.
 
2014-06-16 02:56:27 PM  
Test fails because it bases diet just on carrots potatos and ignores sugar and flour and fried excesses.
 
2014-06-16 02:58:17 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: If I put down this pastrami on rye and ice cold Coke, about another 30 years.

If I don't put...uhhh...ohhh...gaaaaaah....errrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg............. .


Not by this test. Where did they ask about rye, pastrami, or coke? Besides, pastrami is good for you because protein.
 
2014-06-16 02:58:49 PM  
I got 2074 at the age of 90. Not sure what I entered that suggested I had even a remotely healthy lifestyle, but whatever.
 
2014-06-16 03:00:11 PM  

Kevin72: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: If I put down this pastrami on rye and ice cold Coke, about another 30 years.

If I don't put...uhhh...ohhh...gaaaaaah....errrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg............. .

Not by this test. Where did they ask about rye, pastrami, or coke? Besides, pastrami is good for you because protein.


Using your parameters, I'm gonna live forever! Nom nom nom (burp) nom nom

/as long as I don't choke on a pickle spear
 
2014-06-16 03:18:49 PM  
2047, I'll be 87. I don't want to live to 87.
 
2014-06-16 03:32:35 PM  

BunkoSquad: I expect to die on March 12, 2038, along with everybody else


2038 used to make up the numbers of many of my passwords, but there are now so many 64 bit machines, I am starting to think I have been alarmist in predicting the eminent death of the world then.
 
2014-06-16 03:48:23 PM  

BunkoSquad: I expect to die on March 12, 2038, along with everybody else


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2014-06-16 04:17:41 PM  
87 years was way more than I hoped for
 
2014-06-16 04:40:08 PM  
85 - Someone just kill me now.
 
2014-06-16 04:46:56 PM  

pkellmey: 85 - Someone just kill me now.


email in profile
 
2014-06-16 04:59:08 PM  
81 Canadian. What's that 56 American?
 
2014-06-16 05:04:07 PM  
82.6 and alcohol is going to kill me.... i"m a teetotaler.....WTF?

/I'll hit 96 if I drink?
//F*ck it!
///going to get a six pack....
//I keed....
/good thing there was no questions like, do you ice climb or have you coffined a skateboard down a mountain pass, probably would have said I am on borrowed time...
 
2014-06-16 05:06:09 PM  
News Flash: Nobody gets out of life alive

/film at 11
 
2014-06-16 05:15:12 PM  

AlgaeRancher: News Flash: Nobody gets out of life alive

/film at 11


People who drive flaming chariots disagree.
 
2014-06-16 05:49:02 PM  
I'll live to be 92.1 years old if I ever move to Canada. I guess that's something like 150 American years.

/pass the gravy
//you gonna eat that last tater?
 
2014-06-16 06:49:23 PM  
People who drive flaming chariots disagree.

So you plan to leave this mortal coil on a flaming chariot, wow

/have your next of kin get that on Youtube, I am sure it will be a hit
 
2014-06-16 08:02:56 PM  
88.4 years (Canadian years that is so that's, what ... 70.72 years American?)
 
2014-06-16 08:33:34 PM  
Not Canadian. Will inevitably die.
 
2014-06-17 10:25:52 AM  
95 years... diet being my big issue (2072)

According to Rolling Stone Magazine, I die in 2056... that's when my lifetime subscription ends..
 
2014-06-17 03:40:27 PM  
Life Expectancy 83.9 years
Largest risk is Diet
Your chances of seeing Raptor Jesus personally bless a Mars colony in 2100 are 0%

So playing with the numbers, diet doesn't seem to help much. The big thing is that I don't drink enough for my health, apparently.
 
2014-06-17 11:50:23 PM  
age: 85.6 years
biggest risk: Alcohol(Fark card? ;b)
chance of seeing 100th(2064): 9.5%
 
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