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(Some Guy)   Are you worried about the negative effects of Mercury's retrograde on your mind, body, and spirit? Good news: The new Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten (TM) is here to help you   (sextile.com) divider line 37
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2014-06-16 11:07:44 AM
vendyxiao.com
 
2014-06-16 12:03:47 PM
As long as the Moon isn't in the 7th house and Juipter isn't aligned with Mars we will be OK.
 
2014-06-16 12:39:42 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-06-16 12:40:20 PM
I'm a Gemini.
/So am I.
 
2014-06-16 12:40:48 PM
But how do we protect ourselves from the much more hurtful optical illusion of someone standing across the street and crushing our head in their fingers?
 
2014-06-16 12:41:09 PM

KarmicDisaster: As long as the Moon isn't in the 7th house and Juipter isn't aligned with Mars we will be OK.


This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.
 
2014-06-16 12:43:48 PM
No Satire tag?
 
2014-06-16 12:47:14 PM
Been out of the loop on Mercury Retrogrades but alls I know is I prefer my mittons on my kittens.
 
2014-06-16 12:50:17 PM
somebody been drinkin mercury again
 
2014-06-16 12:50:20 PM
CSB: Someone I dated in college really believed in astrology.  Well, we were at a sit-down Chinese restaurant where they have the Chinese Zodiac menus and we spent a couple minutes figuring out what it had to say about us and laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.  She said: "It's so stupid to think that everyone born in a year's time would be exactly the same!"  I said: "I know!  Everyone knows it's by the month!"  She shot me a dirty look, the date ended coldly, and I never saw her again.

\ It was worth it.
 
2014-06-16 12:54:30 PM
Each body mitten is hand-knitted by celibate Virgos using hypo-allergenic squirrel wool inter-woven with strands of unicorn hair that were marinated in lavender oil infused with emerald powder.

THAT is just golden...
 
2014-06-16 12:54:44 PM
This needs a "Not safe for faith in enlightenment values" tag.  Oh, wait, it had "Mercury in retrograde" in the headline.  That does just as well.
 
2014-06-16 12:55:13 PM
I'm worried about cancer on Uranus.
 
2014-06-16 12:55:41 PM

Captain Meatsack: CSB: Someone I dated in college really believed in astrology.  Well, we were at a sit-down Chinese restaurant where they have the Chinese Zodiac menus and we spent a couple minutes figuring out what it had to say about us and laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.  She said: "It's so stupid to think that everyone born in a year's time would be exactly the same!"  I said: "I know!  Everyone knows it's by the month!"  She shot me a dirty look, the date ended coldly, and I never saw her again.

\ It was worth it.


Carl Sagan would be pleased. Good on you, sir.
 
2014-06-16 12:57:25 PM
Will they work as well as Kitten Mittens?
 
2014-06-16 12:59:44 PM
 
2014-06-16 01:01:12 PM
Are you worried about the negative effects of Mercury's retrograde on your mind, body, and spirit? Good news: The new Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten (TM) is here to help you Then please shoot yourself.
 
2014-06-16 01:04:58 PM
   Years ago I had a friend whose folks owned a vintage clothing place, and in an attempt to move the crates of old off brand and out-of-style jeans they had for acquired in some warehouse of random clothing, they took to sewing quartz crystals into the waistlines of them, right at some 'chakra points'. Then charging $100+ bucks for them as something to "align you Chakras".
/I couldn't fathom who would buy the damn things.
//They ran out of jeans almost immediately.
 
2014-06-16 01:07:21 PM
i1222.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-16 01:09:20 PM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-06-16 01:24:46 PM
A pensioner driving a Mercury Grand Marquis will back over you with the accelerator floored, and claim the brakes failed.
 
2014-06-16 01:43:09 PM
Mercury Retrograde

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-06-16 01:49:49 PM
Tired and stressed so read that as "body kitten". The purring would help me forget about whatever's in retrograde or is waxing or waning or whatever.

/mostly stressed
//can it be Caturday?
 
2014-06-16 01:50:37 PM
After seeing that pic:

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-16 02:09:19 PM

Empty H: Captain Meatsack: CSB: Someone I dated in college really believed in astrology.  Well, we were at a sit-down Chinese restaurant where they have the Chinese Zodiac menus and we spent a couple minutes figuring out what it had to say about us and laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.  She said: "It's so stupid to think that everyone born in a year's time would be exactly the same!"  I said: "I know!  Everyone knows it's by the month!"  She shot me a dirty look, the date ended coldly, and I never saw her again.

\ It was worth it.

Carl Sagan would be pleased. Good on you, sir.


Time for this again.
 
2014-06-16 02:16:54 PM
I don't get it. Astrologer writes tongue-in-cheek poo poo as if he is the sane one.
 
2014-06-16 02:22:18 PM

KarmicDisaster: As long as the Moon isn't in the 7th house and Juipter isn't aligned with Mars we will be OK.


www.internationalhero.co.uk

Or is that the Eight house? I can never remember. Just don't confuse the ketchup with the blood again.

/Nanny!
 
2014-06-16 02:24:14 PM

DjangoStonereaver: After seeing that pic:

[www.quickmeme.com image 500x333]


After seeing that pic:

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-16 02:36:15 PM
Damn, the 80s just won't die, will they?

stokereport.com
 
2014-06-16 02:41:41 PM
Came here for Always Sunny joke, left satisfied.
 
2014-06-16 02:42:01 PM

theorellior: Damn, the 80s just won't die, will they?

[stokereport.com image 498x500]


Ya know, in some ways, they'll always be with us.
/I think I was the only kid in school who never got a Panama Jack shirt.
 
2014-06-16 02:48:38 PM
 
2014-06-16 02:51:54 PM
Yeah, I'll take one of those and a bottle of those 'manly-man' pills for old farts.
 
2014-06-16 03:28:44 PM
Nah, I had all my old fillings replaced with porcelain. ;b
 
2014-06-16 03:33:16 PM

shortdarkandmeh: /I think I was the only kid in school who never got a Panama Jack shirt.


I never wanted one, I rocked the Vuarnet shirts. With the Op corduroy walkshorts.
 
2014-06-16 03:39:06 PM
gengame.net
 
2014-06-16 08:35:18 PM
body mitten, heh.
 
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