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(American Thinker)   Obama is so intent on aiding the invasion that he has served notice that if Congress won't be complicit in his scheme, he will use an executive order to help the foreign boots on the ground   (americanthinker.com) divider line 57
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2014-06-16 10:40:00 AM  
We can start with the fact that Barack Obama and his fellow travelers have sparked this human wave with promises of amnesty for young illegals. Obama has also hobbled immigration enforcement, which itself is a euphemistic way of saying that he has, like a fifth column, cleared the way for an invading force. Adding insult to injury, not only is there no effort at deportation, but his administration's Weeners to the children's crusade was to provide lawyers for the illegals -- paid for with your tax money -- to help make these reinforcements permanent.

Mostly lies, and the remainder are misrepresentations.

i27.photobucket.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-16 10:41:39 AM  
I was expecting something about Obama leading the ISIS troops invading Iraq, not the army of little swarthy people from Mexico coming to impurity our precious bodily fluids and bring about ZOG.
 
2014-06-16 10:46:10 AM  

vpb: I was expecting something about Obama leading the ISIS troops invading Iraq, not the army of little swarthy people from Mexico coming to impurity our precious bodily fluids and bring about ZOG.


Yes! That is so much better if you imagine it being said by Gen. Jack Ripper.
 
2014-06-16 10:54:57 AM  
You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's title.

Benedict Obama's Invasion of America

I'm sure this one will be well reason and objective...

Though..

You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's publisher.

American Thinker- Celebrating "Ten Years Of Thinking" (No, really, I'm not making that up).

Who knows, maybe all that thinking will lead to a thought.
 
2014-06-16 10:59:54 AM  
Wat.
 
2014-06-16 11:28:37 AM  
Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?
 
2014-06-16 11:34:00 AM  

ManateeGag: Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?


My existential threat can beat up your existential threat.
 
2014-06-16 11:42:37 AM  

ManateeGag: Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?


If we could only find a link between illegal immigrants and climate change.

/Actually, changes in climate will lead to an increase in migrant populations.
 
2014-06-16 12:04:55 PM  
So lemme get this straight.

ISIS takes over Iraq in a few days and gets $400 million in the process.

We sit in the sand for 10 years and spend almost 10 times that amount.
 
2014-06-16 12:05:41 PM  
Today's "number of sentences into an American Thinker article before my brain revolts:" 3.

"If millions of soldiers from south of the border were flooding our nation for the purposes of colonizing our land, we would easily recognize the threat. And if some amongst us were aiding and abetting this invasion -- purposely lowering border security to facilitate it -- we'd know what to call them. And we'd know how they should be dealt with."

Yes, that's about right, people trying to colonize our lands would be a threat.

"This comes to mind when considering the flood of humanity that does continually pour across our border, a phenomenon whose most recent manifestation is the children's crusade (which includes many teens, some of whom are gang members) currently in the news."

Aaaand, I'm out. "Desiring citizenship" and "colonizing" are really quite different. Also, since when were Hispanics considered a "non-Western" demographic?
 
2014-06-16 01:05:57 PM  
If only Marine Todd were here.
 
2014-06-16 01:06:19 PM  

nmrsnr: Today's "number of sentences into an American Thinker article before my brain revolts:" 3.

"If millions of soldiers from south of the border were flooding our nation for the purposes of colonizing our land, we would easily recognize the threat. And if some amongst us were aiding and abetting this invasion -- purposely lowering border security to facilitate it -- we'd know what to call them. And we'd know how they should be dealt with."

Yes, that's about right, people trying to colonize our lands would be a threat.

"This comes to mind when considering the flood of humanity that does continually pour across our border, a phenomenon whose most recent manifestation is the children's crusade (which includes many teens, some of whom are gang members) currently in the news."

Aaaand, I'm out. "Desiring citizenship" and "colonizing" are really quite different. Also, since when were Hispanics considered a "non-Western" demographic?


The only true Westerners are white Protestants of Northwestern European descent.
 
2014-06-16 01:10:29 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: If we could only find a link between illegal immigrants and climate change.


More Mexicans = more Mexican food = spicier farts = increased temperature
 
2014-06-16 01:15:18 PM  

BunkoSquad: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: If we could only find a link between illegal immigrants and climate change.

More Mexicans = more Mexican food = spicier farts = increased temperature


Plus they exhale greater concentrations of carbon dioxide due to all power their cantaloupe calves require.
 
2014-06-16 01:23:15 PM  

enry: So lemme get this straight.

ISIS takes over Iraq in a few days and gets $400 million in the process.

We sit in the sand for 10 years and spend almost 10 times that amount.


SEE?  War in Iraq CAN pay for itself!
 
2014-06-16 01:36:39 PM  
Three "scary" tags in a row? Should I be hoarding seeds and ammo?
 
2014-06-16 01:38:13 PM  
So we're down to extolling the wisdom of Qaddafi.

Well played, American Thinker.
 
2014-06-16 01:39:38 PM  
How stupid does the GOP have to be?

The only reason there has been an influx in illegal children is the possibility of the Dream Act being passed.

There will be an amazing number of illegal families who get to stay because of their children, all of whom look very suspiciously identical to other families' children.
 
2014-06-16 01:39:45 PM  

Diogenes: but his administration's Weeners to the children


i44.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-16 01:40:01 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's title.

Benedict Obama's Invasion of America

I'm sure this one will be well reason and objective...

Though..

You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's publisher.

American Thinker- Celebrating "Ten Years Of Thinking" (No, really, I'm not making that up).

Who knows, maybe all that thinking will lead to a thought.


What are the odds this guy could tell you more than two facts about Benedict Arnold?

/could they even be described as non-zero?
 
2014-06-16 01:40:22 PM  
" And if some amongst us were aiding and abetting this invasion -- purposely lowering border security to facilitate it -- we'd know what to call them. And we'd know how they should be dealt with."

Um, what?
 
2014-06-16 01:41:35 PM  

enry: So lemme get this straight.

ISIS takes over Iraq in a few days and gets $400 million in the process.

We sit in the sand for 10 years and spend almost 10 times that amount.


www.slantmagazine.com
 
2014-06-16 01:42:39 PM  

ManateeGag: Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?


Gun confiscation is right around the corner. Then come the trains and ovens.

Serious this time!
 
2014-06-16 01:44:37 PM  
Who the hell believes this shiat?

/oya, practically all of my in-laws.
 
2014-06-16 01:44:44 PM  

Diogenes: ManateeGag: Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?

My existential threat can beat up your existential threat.


I got the existential blues.
 
2014-06-16 01:50:33 PM  
Oh. God. No. My tomatoes will get picked on time.

Horror.
 
2014-06-16 01:51:12 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's title.

Benedict Obama's Invasion of America

I'm sure this one will be well reason and objective...

Though..

You can sometimes tell the tone of an article by it's publisher.

American Thinker- Celebrating "Ten Years Of Thinking" (No, really, I'm not making that up).

Who knows, maybe all that thinking will lead to a thought.


"Benedict Arnold for president!"  -George Washington
 
2014-06-16 01:55:03 PM  
But I thought that amnesty was cool when it came up in 2004 and 2006?

Or are THESE just the wrong sorts?
 
2014-06-16 01:56:30 PM  
Fun fact: up until Benedict Arnold's betrayal, "West Point" was known as "Fort Arnold".
 
2014-06-16 01:59:46 PM  

Diogenes: We can start with the fact that Barack Obama and his fellow travelers have sparked this human wave with promises of amnesty for young illegals. Obama has also hobbled immigration enforcement, which itself is a euphemistic way of saying that he has, like a fifth column, cleared the way for an invading force. Adding insult to injury, not only is there no effort at deportation, but his administration's Weeners to the children's crusade was to provide lawyers for the illegals -- paid for with your tax money -- to help make these reinforcements permanent.

Mostly lies, and the remainder are misrepresentations.


What goddamned universe do these people live in where Obama has been nice to the people who cross the Mexican border?! The crackdown on immigrants has been brutal and terrifying.
 
2014-06-16 02:00:39 PM  

BMulligan: Three "scary" tags in a row? Should I be hoarding seeds and ammo?


I have some really good weed, a fistful of some pretty good 'shrooms, and a stack of old Penthouses. Some of the pages are stuck together, but we'll still be 'safe' once the Messicans tunnel into the intertubes.

i151.photobucket.com


All Merkin Stinker links should get the 'SATIRE' tag, IMHO
 
2014-06-16 02:01:48 PM  

hubiestubert: But I thought that amnesty was cool when it came up in 2004 and 2006?

Or are THESE just the wrong sorts?


No, it was cool when Regan signed the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986, thus giving approximately three million illegal immigrants legal citizenship.

Funny how that never gets brought up by these websites.
 
2014-06-16 02:04:38 PM  
Stop reading, submitting, and greening links to Townhall and American Thinker. It is less than useless. There is no reason to do it. I don't care if you're doing it to poke fun at those idiots. They're getting hits, and they're going to keep doing it.

STOP

IT
 
2014-06-16 02:06:00 PM  
nmrsnr:
Aaaand, I'm out. "Desiring citizenship" and "colonizing" are really quite different. Also, since when were Hispanics considered a "non-Western" demographic?

Ah, so you did read further in.

Yeah, that sentence "And as we're being diversified into a country definitely not Western via demographic warfare " Is basically white power bullshiat right there.
 
2014-06-16 02:06:53 PM  

spcMike: Diogenes: but his administration's Weeners to the children

[i44.photobucket.com image 450x675]


LOL.  Well that was unexpected.
 
2014-06-16 02:07:45 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: Fun fact: up until Benedict Arnold's betrayal, "West Point" was known as "Fort Arnold".


And he was probably one of our most successful battlefield commanders, but Horatio Gates kept stealing his thunder.

//Although he was probably also a gigantic asshole.
 
2014-06-16 02:12:41 PM  

ManateeGag: Is it me, or has the right spent the last 5 years worrying about shiat that will never happen, while simultaneously mocking the left for worry about shiat they say will never happen?


Extremely profound.  You should be awarded some kinda blue ribbon prize for this one.  Brilliant.
 
2014-06-16 02:27:29 PM  
So African born Muslim Communist who wants the terrorists to kill our troops (CORPSE!!! LOL) is going to do that by bringing over tons of Christian Mexicans and have them vote as democrats so that we no longer need dead people to vote for them.

www.briankanowsky.com
 
2014-06-16 02:52:34 PM  

nocturnal001: o African born Muslim Communist who wants the terrorists to kill our troops (CORPSE!!! LOL) is going to do that by bringing over tons of Christian Mexicans and have them vote as democrats so that we no longer need dead people to vote for them.


My favorite part is that a large percentage of these immigrants would vote Republican if it weren't for their harsh immigration stance.  These article just continues to erode away any small possibility that the Republican Party can take the White House in 2016.
 
2014-06-16 02:59:28 PM  

nocturnal001: So African born   GAY Muslim Communist who wants the terrorists to kill our troops (CORPSE!!! LOL) is going to do that by bringing over tons of Christian Mexicans and have them vote as democrats so that we no longer need dead people to vote for them.

[www.briankanowsky.com image 636x310]


FTFY
 
2014-06-16 03:03:33 PM  
To the American Thinker,

I believe this is yours:

i678.photobucket.com

Keep up the effort, the competition is rough out there.
 
2014-06-16 03:47:53 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 03:57:16 PM  
You know what they say: Every time an American Thinker article gets greenlit, an angel gets cockpunched.
 
2014-06-16 04:17:09 PM  

MindStalker: nmrsnr:
Aaaand, I'm out. "Desiring citizenship" and "colonizing" are really quite different. Also, since when were Hispanics considered a "non-Western" demographic?

Ah, so you did read further in.

Yeah, that sentence "And as we're being diversified into a country definitely not Western via demographic warfare " Is basically white power bullshiat right there.


Hey, my neighborhood has plenty of diversity. We have both Lutherans and Presbyterians. And one guy down the street even has Irish in-laws, if you'll believe that.

/my grandmother still thinks that pasta is 'ethnic' food
 
2014-06-16 04:42:28 PM  
Whole article can be summed up with the author stating "I'm a racist xenophobe who is fearful of everything."
 
2014-06-16 05:03:31 PM  
The one nugget of truth I got out of that and what I personally have seen is immigrants' acceptance of corruption. I have railed against corruption and a lot of my friends that are immigrants just shrug their shoulders and say "gotta pay to play". Freedom is impossible with widespread corruption and to accept it is the fastest way I can think of to destruction.
 
2014-06-16 06:04:18 PM  
Duke sucks.
 
2014-06-16 06:04:49 PM  

Khellendros: Whole article can be summed up with the author stating "I'm a racist xenophobe who is fearful of everything."


I didn't even need to click the link to figure that out.
 
2014-06-16 07:23:08 PM  
Wow, that was an incredibly racist article. Apparently America cannot exist without a lily white majority.
 
2014-06-16 08:15:50 PM  
These people should separate themselves from this hideous, sinful, downfallen planet and decide to go live in Heaven.

Best part, forever.
 
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