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(Huffington Post)   Artificial Vaginas to become a thing soon, finally making the AV Club a cool thing to be a part of   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
    More: Interesting, artificial vaginas, regenerative medicine, logical possibility, Wake Forest  
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2495 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 Jun 2014 at 12:42 PM (6 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-16 10:22:57 AM
That was rather low on information. I feel like the video was the middle fifth of a twenty minute vid, where the main points were first brought up at the start, explained in the second bit, and summed up in the fifth bit. We got part 3, where they clarify information that we're already supposed to have.
 
2014-06-16 10:31:30 AM
FTA: "Two of the four women that have undergone this procedure at Wake Forest [University] were able to menstruate."

Forgive male ignorance but I thought that done by the uterus, not the vagina. Or did they really regrow a uterus too?
 
2014-06-16 11:10:47 AM
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2014-06-16 11:26:26 AM
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"White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease. Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels."
 
2014-06-16 12:47:39 PM
When this first came out a few weeks ago, I think they were also talking about similar techniques for reconstructing nasal tissue.

I guess they're still working on the problem of periodic nosebleeds.
 
2014-06-16 12:51:49 PM

Slives: FTA: "Two of the four women that have undergone this procedure at Wake Forest [University] were able to menstruate."

Forgive male ignorance but I thought that done by the uterus, not the vagina. Or did they really regrow a uterus too?


Yeah, even as a woman I wondered why they apparently needed a V for that. The uterus does it and just needs a place to empty. Of course, I am only an internet doctor.

The bigger question is : Who the hell wants to menstruate?? That's a glitch, not a feature.
 
2014-06-16 12:56:23 PM
"Honey, which vagina should I wear this weekend?"
 
2014-06-16 01:00:25 PM
Here's something more complete.

http://nyulocal.com/national/2014/04/14/this-week-in-lab-grown-organ s- the-artificial-vagina/

nyulocal.com

Basically, they're working with women who have a specific disease that leaves their vagina/uterus/etc small and misshapen. They are replacing the vagina only (not the uterus). This allows normal penetration and a greater chance for pregnancy.
 
2014-06-16 01:03:27 PM
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They're doing it wrong.
 
2014-06-16 01:24:30 PM

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Cool

But I came here to ask if I was the only one here to have met a few artificial vaginas in their day?
 
2014-06-16 01:30:04 PM
Is this where we talk shiat about that website?
 
2014-06-16 01:47:47 PM
Butthole Surfers don't need no damn Artificial Vaginas!
 
2014-06-16 02:22:43 PM
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P.S.  Your c*** is in the sink
 
2014-06-16 02:23:40 PM
I'll begin 3d printing the rest of my Cherry 2000
 
2014-06-16 02:30:19 PM
Time to sell off my flesh light stock.

/come on, you know it will happen
 
2014-06-16 03:06:39 PM
Artificial vagina?  meh.  Standard equipment on males.

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2014-06-16 03:34:37 PM

ampoliros: Here's something more complete.

http://nyulocal.com/national/2014/04/14/this-week-in-lab-grown-organ s- the-artificial-vagina/


Thanks. It's a shame that Fark tends to link to garbage summaries instead of actual articles because Huff and Gawker pay money.
 
2014-06-16 03:55:15 PM
Hipster MtF transgendered have been getting artificial vaginas before it was cool.
 
2014-06-16 04:21:45 PM
Don't Fleshlights already exist?

//not that i would know, i'm just going by what i've heard
 
2014-06-16 06:53:52 PM

Devolving_Spud: Don't Fleshlights already exist?

//not that i would know, i'm just going by what i've heard


Hell, the adult toy store down the street has a whole wall dedicated to latex reproductions of all our favorite adult film stars

I'm in the mood for an April Flores tonight
 
2014-06-16 06:56:32 PM
Sweet, one step closer to my Lucy Liu bot!
 
2014-06-16 07:41:31 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sweet, one step closer to my Lucy Liu bot!


from what I hear you have to turn it sideways
 
2014-06-16 07:48:34 PM
Sure, but the real question is, will it take care of all the centipedes?
 
2014-06-16 09:23:26 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Dingleberry Dickwad: Sweet, one step closer to my Lucy Liu bot!

from what I hear you have to turn it sideways


Are you kidding me? It'll be a motherfarkin' robot, I can have the goddamn thing simulate a spinner! Hell it better have multispeed spin control, multispeed vibrate control and controllable suction along with it.

/Yes I know what you were talking about though.
 
2014-06-16 11:01:55 PM
This is so old though. The BBC reported on this months ago. (Sadly, fark didn't pick it up.)

Lanadapter: Hipster MtF transgendered have been getting artificial neovaginas before it was cool.

since the Civil War.

Grammar and terminology fix.

/mtf trans myself
 
2014-06-17 01:46:50 AM
Oh, they're called neovaginas?

The more you know.

/have heard "neo girl" before but only in fanfiction
 
2014-06-17 08:42:49 AM

Lanadapter: Oh, they're called neovaginas?

The more you know.

/have heard "neo girl" before but only in fanfiction


Well neo means "new" so it could be inserted for a lot of reasons in fiction.

Yes, gender reassignment surgery creates (for male-to-female) what are called a neovagina (the clit formed is also called the neoclit, but that's as far as the "neo" attachments go)

These are done using a modified version of the procedure (vaginoplasty) which is done for both trans surgery and cis female vaginal reconstruction. Simply put, they create the hole, except in this instance there is an actual cervix and uterus on the other side, so they reconstruct or create the vaginal cavity and then insert the grown vaginal tissue inside.

Sadly this procedure won't make it to trans women for a while, but a large bit of me wants to throw myself on Wake Forest University as say "I use me as a test subject for a trans version of the procedure"

/damn i want my surgery
//tmi
 
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