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2014-06-16 04:33:50 PM  
"That goes for Fark as well."
 - Buster Keaton
 
2014-06-16 05:28:38 PM  
"slashdot is a bastion of reporting integrity, you can trust that one."

-Bill Gates
 
2014-06-16 05:30:30 PM  
I have a crazy tea party uncle where this rule applies about 95% of the time.
 
2014-06-16 05:30:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-16 05:38:30 PM  
As Abraham Lincoln Rand Paul famously once said, don't believe everything you read on Facebook
 
2014-06-16 05:39:03 PM  
Duping Facebook users is not exactly a master-level con.  It's more akin to making a throwing motion in front of a dog.
 
2014-06-16 05:39:24 PM  
Liar is as liar does.
 
2014-06-16 05:40:07 PM  
"They call this a Dutch rudder."
-Mother Teresa
 
2014-06-16 05:40:43 PM  
Foursquare and seven likes ago, Zuckerberg brought forth, upon this computer, a new creation, conceived in lechery, and dedicated to the proposition that "college chicks are pretty hot."
 
2014-06-16 05:40:55 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-16 05:41:17 PM  
I am always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Rand Paul
 
2014-06-16 05:43:25 PM  
I always figured Lincoln as more of a myspace kinda guy.

/shrug
//is myspace still around?
 
2014-06-16 05:43:45 PM  

JPINFV: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x251]


Old Ironsides
 
2014-06-16 05:45:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 05:46:49 PM  
Still a chance that he'll adopt me, then!
 
2014-06-16 05:47:33 PM  
He also told his wife that these are great seats.
 
2014-06-16 05:49:31 PM  
I heard Jeff Goldblum died today falling off a cliff at the beach.
 
ecl
2014-06-16 05:50:05 PM  
Send in the clones - Barack Obama
 
2014-06-16 05:51:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 05:52:49 PM  
"What the f**k is this shiat?" - George Washington talking about Facebook.
 
2014-06-16 05:54:27 PM  

Munden: [i.imgur.com image 850x479]


youneedamanicure.com
 
2014-06-16 05:56:36 PM  

regornam: Munden: [i.imgur.com image 850x479]

youneedamanicure.com


^^^^This^^^^^

...or a new hand model.
 
2014-06-16 05:56:40 PM  
Dahnkster:

I am always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Rand Paul Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-06-16 06:09:51 PM  
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All an assassin has to do is be willing to exchange his life for the target's life. --Abraham Lincoln
 
2014-06-16 06:10:08 PM  
Katniss, I am your Father.
- Captain Kirk (The Avengers)
 
2014-06-16 06:11:19 PM  
"Drew Curtis once told me that if I drank enough beer, Mister Worf would look sexy in a dress." - Wesley Crusher
 
2014-06-16 06:21:21 PM  
As Abraham Lincoln famously once said, don't believe everything anything you read on Facebook

FTFY
 
2014-06-16 06:41:24 PM  
The Onion is prophetic: As Abraham Lincoln famously once said, don't believe everything anything you read on Facebook the hype.

FTFY

FTFBOY
 
2014-06-16 07:40:11 PM  
not saying more people trust news on facebook over 24/7 news channels. but then again...
 
2014-06-16 08:26:48 PM  
Who is Ryan Gosling?   No. really?  Some goose?
 
2014-06-16 08:44:55 PM  
nsfitbitch.files.wordpress.com

So you are trying to tell me that this won't get me six pack abs in a month?!
 
2014-06-16 08:55:08 PM  

Mantour: [i.imgur.com image 660x986]


coo coo ca choo
 
2014-06-16 09:18:37 PM  

Munden: [i.imgur.com image 850x479]


I so want to get dogtags engraved with that so that some lucky EMT gets a chuckle when finds them on me if I ever die in an accident.
 
2014-06-16 09:34:11 PM  

BlackMtnMan: Who is Ryan Gosling?   No. really?  Some goose?


You are SO edgy!! Bravo for proclaiming ignorance of a famous actor and avoiding the easy alternative of Googling the answer and saying nothing.
 
2014-06-17 07:28:31 AM  

wistfulparanoia: BlackMtnMan: Who is Ryan Gosling?   No. really?  Some goose?

You are SO edgy!! Bravo for proclaiming ignorance of a famous actor and avoiding the easy alternative of Googling the answer and saying nothing.


I have absolutely no idea who he is either.  Know what that means?  That he's not famous, that's what it means.
 
2014-06-17 09:28:45 AM  

machoprogrammer: [nsfitbiatch.files.wordpress.com image 850x611]

So you are trying to tell me that this won't get me six pack abs in a month?!


At first I was like
www.reactionface.info
 "Maybe I'll give that a shot. I could use an ab workout."
Then I saw "Day 30 - 125 sit up, 200 crunches, yada yada.
mle.mymiddleearth.com

/ This is why I'm fat
 
2014-06-17 11:26:41 AM  

ds615: wistfulparanoia: BlackMtnMan: Who is Ryan Gosling?   No. really?  Some goose?

You are SO edgy!! Bravo for proclaiming ignorance of a famous actor and avoiding the easy alternative of Googling the answer and saying nothing.

I have absolutely no idea who he is either.  Know what that means?  That he's not famous, that's what it means.


Nope, it means you live a sheltered, yet content life. Bravo to you for that.
 
2014-06-17 01:33:03 PM  

h0tsauce: machoprogrammer: [nsfitbiatch.files.wordpress.com image 850x611]

So you are trying to tell me that this won't get me six pack abs in a month?!

At first I was like
[www.reactionface.info image 478x282]
 "Maybe I'll give that a shot. I could use an ab workout."
Then I saw "Day 30 - 125 sit up, 200 crunches, yada yada.
[mle.mymiddleearth.com image 350x350]

/ This is why I'm fat


Abs are made in the kitchen (by diet), not the gym. Doing that many crunches and such so quickly will do nothing but injure you.
 
2014-06-17 01:52:55 PM  

machoprogrammer: h0tsauce: machoprogrammer: [nsfitbiatch.files.wordpress.com image 850x611]

So you are trying to tell me that this won't get me six pack abs in a month?!

At first I was like
[www.reactionface.info image 478x282]
 "Maybe I'll give that a shot. I could use an ab workout."
Then I saw "Day 30 - 125 sit up, 200 crunches, yada yada.
[mle.mymiddleearth.com image 350x350]

/ This is why I'm fat

Abs are made in the kitchen (by diet), not the gym. Doing that many crunches and such so quickly will do nothing but injure you.


Well, yeah, but I wasn't going to interrupt my posting of mildly amusing pictures to clarify and elaborate upon how an ab workout would fit in my overall diet and exercise regimen. But thanks for your concern.
 
2014-06-17 05:05:28 PM  

h0tsauce: machoprogrammer: h0tsauce: machoprogrammer: [nsfitbiatch.files.wordpress.com image 850x611]

So you are trying to tell me that this won't get me six pack abs in a month?!

At first I was like
[www.reactionface.info image 478x282]
 "Maybe I'll give that a shot. I could use an ab workout."
Then I saw "Day 30 - 125 sit up, 200 crunches, yada yada.
[mle.mymiddleearth.com image 350x350]

/ This is why I'm fat

Abs are made in the kitchen (by diet), not the gym. Doing that many crunches and such so quickly will do nothing but injure you.

Well, yeah, but I wasn't going to interrupt my posting of mildly amusing pictures to clarify and elaborate upon how an ab workout would fit in my overall diet and exercise regimen. But thanks for your concern.


Just making sure. My sister tried that and I had to explain to her why it's a terrible idea, so you never know.
 
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