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3456 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 Jun 2014 at 5:08 PM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-16 04:38:34 PM  
final prediction? the owners of this site will be beaten to death for such a crappy article/slideshow
 
2014-06-16 05:15:15 PM  

namatad: final prediction? the owners of this site will be beaten to death for such a crappy article/slideshow


huh, guess I'm now less disappointed that it's blocked at work.
 
2014-06-16 05:15:29 PM  

namatad: final prediction? the owners of this site will be beaten to death for such a crappy article/slideshow


Concur.

1. "You must enable javascript to view this site." *Enables javascript*
2. Popup add hawking their shiatty mobile app. *Dismissed.*
3. Slideshow. *Sigh.*
4. Text of fist slide makes disparaging reference to "Weekly World News" lack of credibility, then suggests that the Donner Party buried a time capsule containing an apocalyptic prediction about 2016. *Closed tab.*
 
2014-06-16 05:17:51 PM  
Oh f*ck it.

*beats subby visciously with fence picket*

We don't NEED any more of this stupid sh*t, the goddamn lifeclock's been blinking red for the last 2000 YEARS!!
 
2014-06-16 05:25:34 PM  

Kittypie070: Oh f*ck it.

*beats subby visciously with fence picket ship*

We don't NEED any more of this stupid sh*t, the goddamn lifeclock's been blinking red for the last 2000 YEARS!!


/its more dramatic this way
//i suggest a frigate or corvet
 
2014-06-16 05:27:02 PM  
The Heat Death of the Universe
10×10010^100 Years


FTFTFA

//AKA a "googol"
//Google confirmed for destroying the universe and also being hot
 
2014-06-16 05:29:23 PM  
I don't know what demon possessed me and made me click on the other articles, but apparently humans can survive in space as long as they can hold their breath.
 
2014-06-16 05:31:47 PM  
Um, I don';t think the blizzard that caught the Donner Party was "sudden". They were warned not to leave farking Salt Lake, since it was a tossup on what would kill them first, the salt flats, or the Sierras.
 
2014-06-16 05:33:26 PM  
"The Final Pope" is strangely absent from the list.
 
2014-06-16 05:33:42 PM  
Hal Lindsey famously predicted that 1988 would be the year humans saw the final battle of Armageddon...


I constantly get that name switched around with Hal Linden from Barney Miller every time I see it.
 
2014-06-16 06:05:18 PM  

Mikey1969: Hal Lindsey famously predicted that 1988 would be the year humans saw the final battle of Armageddon...


I constantly get that name switched around with Hal Linden from Barney Miller every time I see it.


I thought they were the same people.
 
2014-06-16 06:18:28 PM  
Two boring ass ones up close, not good enough to sell books about ancient knowledge. One 200 years off.

If there are any humans or humanoids there, I predict Earth will be relocated to a friendly star when Sol goes funny.
 
2014-06-16 06:32:02 PM  

mcreadyblue: Mikey1969: Hal Lindsey famously predicted that 1988 would be the year humans saw the final battle of Armageddon...


I constantly get that name switched around with Hal Linden from Barney Miller every time I see it.

I thought they were the same people.


I'm just glad I'm not the only one continually farking it up.
 
2014-06-16 06:38:19 PM  
Headline should read 3 Doomsday Predictions instead of 5. The religious ones have zero basis in reality, so have nothing to be predicated on.
 
2014-06-16 06:52:50 PM  
Maybe, no, the Mayans were wrong, why would the other barbarians be right? , stolen from doctor who, finally, is it really doomsday if it's not reasonable in any timeline?
 
2014-06-16 07:26:41 PM  

FuzedBox: "The Final Pope" is strangely absent from the list.


According to that, Pope Francis is the last pope
 
2014-06-16 07:34:59 PM  

maltedmothball: Kittypie070: Oh f*ck it.

*beats subby visciously with fence picket ship*

We don't NEED any more of this stupid sh*t, the goddamn lifeclock's been blinking red for the last 2000 YEARS!!


/its more dramatic this way
//i suggest a frigate or corvet


*gawp*

Dayum.

Gee, maybe the Navy will lend me a few of the ships in the Reserve Fleet to do my asswhuppin with.
 
2014-06-16 07:37:45 PM  

Obbi: The Heat Death of the Universe
10×10010^100 Years

FTFTFA

//AKA a "googol"
//Google confirmed for destroying the universe and also being hot


Google appears a googol years before the heat death of the universe - COINCIDENCE?
 
2014-06-16 08:22:56 PM  

namatad: final prediction? the owners of this site will be beaten to death for such a crappy article/slideshow


I vote for extermination.
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 08:36:01 PM  
I've always liked the googolplex better.  I think I heard it on numberphile, but if the universe was a googolplex meters across and you travelled far enough, you would eventully come across exact copies of yourself.

Then compared to Graham's Number, a googolplex may as well be zero.
 
2014-06-17 05:19:48 PM  
This has me very concerned.  That last one, "Heat Death of the Universe", seems all but inevitable.  So even if we get past the Sun's swallowing up of the Earth in 7.6 billion years by finding and moving to another planet, it will only postpone our demise for about 10^94 years.  So, like, why bother?  And how would we protect ourselves against the "heath death"?  More blankets?
 
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