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(Reuters)   Chevron sells oil assets to Chad for $1.3 billion. It's the most money ever spent by a Chad for something other than a turtleneck or cardigan sweater   (reuters.com) divider line 10
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2014-06-16 11:25:29 AM  
If they want out of Chad, is Chad going to be in the papers soon?
 
2014-06-16 01:28:15 PM  
Clinton had the right idea:  http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-breaks-off-relations-with-chad,60 1 /

"The decision to break off relations with Chad was a difficult one," Clinton said. "In general, Chad is a good guy. He will help you move, let you borrow his VCR, or whatever. But when he's had a few, you just wish you'd never met him."
 
2014-06-16 03:27:17 PM  
www.williamtell.nl

"That bastard!"
 
2014-06-16 04:00:08 PM  
 
2014-06-16 04:12:26 PM  
Nice headline subby.
 
2014-06-16 04:31:58 PM  
I would have gone with a year 2000 election joke.
 
2014-06-16 08:26:19 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Nice headline subby.


Bravo !
 
2014-06-16 09:13:12 PM  
Bufffy is going to be pissed when she hears about this.
 
2014-06-17 12:26:59 AM  
Looks like they didn't leave Chad hanging.
 
2014-06-17 10:00:24 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Clinton had the right idea:  http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-breaks-off-relations-with-chad,60 1 /

"The decision to break off relations with Chad was a difficult one," Clinton said. "In general, Chad is a good guy. He will help you move, let you borrow his VCR, or whatever. But when he's had a few, you just wish you'd never met him."


i gave the VCR back a few weeks ago! And even though I was drunk i swear to god that monkey was alive when i put him in your closet.

/name is Chad
 
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