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(io9)   Bears observed engaging in oral sex. Now we know why Yogi kept Boo Boo around. (Maybe Not Safe For Work, if your office considers bear sex off limits)   (animals.io9.com ) divider line
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2014-06-16 05:50:45 AM  
Pretty sure it's not difficult to find bears engaging in oral sex, depending on the bar you wander into.
 
2014-06-16 06:36:04 AM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-16 07:17:48 AM  
Mini-camp start early this year?
 
2014-06-16 07:47:53 AM  
Does a bear get head in the woods?
 
2014-06-16 09:01:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-16 09:04:21 AM  
Why Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?

Because they can.
 
2014-06-16 09:56:36 AM  
Mac will need a new costume.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-16 09:58:53 AM  
Well that was certainly one of the more interesting questions I asked HR about.
 
2014-06-16 10:16:43 AM  

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 192x450]


Thank you for my morning laugh. I've never seen that before
 
2014-06-16 10:22:26 AM  
Is this enough to remove them from the Threat Down?
 
2014-06-16 10:24:36 AM  
Was the 'provider' a female?
 
2014-06-16 10:41:11 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-16 10:48:13 AM  
Done in one
 
2014-06-16 10:56:49 AM  
Who seriously posts bear porn on their farking website?
 
2014-06-16 10:59:41 AM  
southernnationalist.com
 
2014-06-16 11:17:48 AM  
So, actual bears and, y'know, not leather-clad hairy guys. Don't get your hopes up.
 
2014-06-16 11:25:48 AM  
Why Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?

Because oral sex bears repeating.
 
2014-06-16 11:29:29 AM  
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Getting very excited by the video
 
2014-06-16 11:33:46 AM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2014-06-16 11:38:02 AM  
How about educated fleas?  Are they doing it?
 
2014-06-16 11:43:10 AM  
I feel like this thread has gone in completely the wrong direction.
 
2014-06-16 11:51:51 AM  
FTFA: Over 116 hours of observations were conducted

That's a lot of watching bears blow each other, you have to kinda like that kind of thing to watch 116 hours worth.
 
2014-06-16 12:14:06 PM  
Bears and oral? I can't say I am surprised.

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2014-06-16 12:46:36 PM  

BullBearMS: Done in one

 
2014-06-16 01:15:37 PM  
philosophyforlife.org
 
2014-06-16 02:29:36 PM  

jaybeezey: FTFA: Over 116 hours of observations were conducted

That's a lot of watching bears blow each other, you have to kinda like that kind of thing to watch 116 hours worth.


They may not of had a choice, maybe the door to truck stop bathroom was stuck or something.
 
2014-06-16 02:39:10 PM  
FTA: Orphaned bear cubs may suck their own or their sibling's body parts, such as paws or ears, as a substitute for their mother's nipples. They may even suckle body parts of a human caregiver... Forced early‐weaning and subsequent deprivation of proper and sufficient stimulation of the suckling reflex can result in teat‐searching behavior persisting into adulthood, for example, belly nosing in domesticated pigs, or cross‐sucking in artificially reared calves housed in groups separated from their mothers. In the case reported here, the provider may have found a substitute for teat‐sucking that also resulted in a let‐down of substitute "milk."

Slightly salty, at that.
 
2014-06-16 02:40:55 PM  

orezona: FTA: Orphaned bear cubs may suck their own or their sibling's body parts, such as paws or ears, as a substitute for their mother's nipples. They may even suckle body parts of a human caregiver... Forced early‐weaning and subsequent deprivation of proper and sufficient stimulation of the suckling reflex can result in teat‐searching behavior persisting into adulthood, for example, belly nosing in domesticated pigs, or cross‐sucking in artificially reared calves housed in groups separated from their mothers. In the case reported here, the provider may have found a substitute for teat‐sucking that also resulted in a let‐down of substitute "milk."

Slightly salty, at that.


I wonder if that would work on dumb, thirsty chicks?
 
2014-06-16 04:15:34 PM  
Awww...even when they are doing filthy things they are still cute.
 
2014-06-16 06:26:52 PM  

orezona: FTA: Orphaned bear cubs may suck their own or their sibling's body parts, such as paws or ears, as a substitute for their mother's nipples. They may even suckle body parts of a human caregiver... Forced early‐weaning and subsequent deprivation of proper and sufficient stimulation of the suckling reflex can result in teat‐searching behavior persisting into adulthood, for example, belly nosing in domesticated pigs, or cross‐sucking in artificially reared calves housed in groups separated from their mothers. In the case reported here, the provider may have found a substitute for teat‐sucking that also resulted in a let‐down of substitute "milk."

Slightly salty, at that.


Having worked with swine for research, male pigs, even castrated ones, 69 all the time.  My boss said it was a comfort/boredom thing.
 
2014-06-17 03:05:37 AM  

JNowe: Why Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?

Because oral sex bears repeating.


Ha!
 
2014-06-17 09:56:35 PM  
The Ranger's not gonna like it, Yogi......
 
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