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2014-06-16 12:46:12 PM
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2014-06-16 01:08:10 PM
 
2014-06-16 02:42:13 PM
Wow, either I'm in a bad mood or that was just incredibly stupid and annoying.

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2014-06-16 03:38:34 PM

timujin: Wow, either I'm in a bad mood or that was just incredibly stupid and annoying.

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No, that was both incredibly stupid and annoying. And subby's blog and taste in 'funny' sucks. Also, fast forward to 2:15 to get to the eating part.
 
2014-06-16 03:43:54 PM
Did he ever eat it?  Got tired of putting up with his shiat and X'd it.
 
2014-06-16 03:44:43 PM
Shoot that man.  Shoot him in the face.
 
2014-06-16 03:55:01 PM
This is the same stupid prick who videos himself chugging 750 ml bottles of booze.  He's a complete imbecile.
 
2014-06-16 04:34:53 PM

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS

 
2014-06-16 04:42:53 PM
Where are the farking laughs? I was FARKING PROMISING LAUGHS.

/cock punch for Subby and the mod who greenlit it.
 
2014-06-16 04:46:48 PM
I've seen this guy eating various non-food items before. He seems to have mild-to-moderate brain damage.
 
2014-06-16 05:09:19 PM

trueaustinite: This is the same stupid prick who videos himself chugging 750 ml bottles of booze.  He's a complete imbecile.


lostcat: I've seen this guy eating various non-food items before. He seems to have mild-to-moderate brain damage.


I, too, am familiar with some of his other work and wish very much so that I wasn't.  This guy is going to be a burden to the state if he isn't already.
 
2014-06-16 05:23:25 PM
It's Smokey Bear, not Smokey THE Bear. You wouldn't say Santa THE Claus, or Easter THE Bunny.

/Carry on
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2014-06-16 06:51:55 PM
That was lame.
And painfully unfunny,
 
2014-06-16 07:28:36 PM
"Cloud, make a square, cloud.  Make a square."
 
2014-06-16 08:20:49 PM
Fame is no longer about what you can do, it is about what you are willing to do.
 
2014-06-16 08:41:03 PM

ICDedPpl: It's Smokey Bear, not Smokey THE Bear. You wouldn't say Santa THE Claus, or Easter THE Bunny.

/Carry on
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Santa is not a Claus, the bunny's name isn't Easter, so those don't work.  Smokey the Bear is an acceptable usage, as his name is Smokey and he's a bear, like Doug the dog or Fritz the cat.  See also: Smokey the Bear
 
2014-06-16 10:27:02 PM
Euell Gibbons, ftw
 
2014-06-17 01:00:38 AM

ICDedPpl: It's Smokey Bear, not Smokey THE Bear. You wouldn't say Santa THE Claus, or Easter THE Bunny.

/Carry on
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And what is Smokey Bear?

You wouldn't say Jabba Hutt when casually referring to the character, would you? 

Seriously, you apparently represent the section of people who were fond of Smokey Bear between 1944 and 1966.  Before the following Wikipedia entry changed the game: The cartoons by Rankin/Bass referred to him as "Smokey the Bear," just like some apparently popular song from before that.  Probably because it's a more pleasantly rhythmic phrase to say, hence its origins in music.

As for the "correction" you made, it's likely the angry, drunken, coked-up response of an advertising copywriter to a request from their secretary that the farking bear be given a farking last name.

And maybe you're much younger and have decided to represent an outdated perspective I learned the context of through a Wikipedia search for "Smokey the Bear." 

(Took me right to him.)
 
2014-06-18 03:51:03 AM
It didn't bring me laughs, it just made me realize that subby is clearly retarded (no offense to actual retardec people).
 
2014-06-18 03:51:40 AM
Retarded people AND retardec people.
 
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