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2014-06-16 10:40:25 AM
I refuse to believe he was innocent. He was wearing a Scooby-doo costume and the woman was still pissed enough to attack him.
 
2014-06-16 11:04:21 AM
Fellow misogynists, when you have the chance to put down women it is incumbent upon you to do so.

This man wasn't saved by his ridiculous foam-padded costume. He was never actually in any danger because his assailant was a woman.

Get it right.
 
2014-06-16 11:13:22 AM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-16 11:13:26 AM
If he'd been wearing a Scrappy Do costume that woman would have been given the old "Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! I'll splat 'em! I'll rock 'em and sock 'em!"  treatment
 
2014-06-16 11:13:32 AM
She mistook him for Scrappy Doo. No charges will be filed.
 
2014-06-16 11:14:28 AM
Ruh roh.
 
2014-06-16 11:14:32 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...
 
2014-06-16 11:16:00 AM

Fear the Clam: She mistook him for Scrappy Doo. No charges will be filed.


Thanks now I have iced tea all over my shirt .
 
2014-06-16 11:16:43 AM
If a cartoon onesie keeps you from being seriously hurt during an attack from a girl, you've pretty much already lost at life
 
2014-06-16 11:18:41 AM
He should call PETA.
 
2014-06-16 11:20:36 AM
blatz514
Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...

oi44.tinypic.com

Bobbie Starr captured Velma spot on in the adult movie version.
/pretty sure that's her. I won't be a jerk
/not gonna GIS or try to look while at work
/Internet Thugs will make my kidneys go plerk
/Burma Shave
 
2014-06-16 11:23:23 AM
That's what you get for not sharing with other dogs.

4.bp.blogspot.com

She should have bit him on the tail.
 
2014-06-16 11:25:55 AM
I'm guessing that somewhere out there a Great Dane never called her the next day like he promised he would.
 
2014-06-16 11:33:26 AM
Watching Scooby getting beat to death?
 
2014-06-16 11:35:05 AM

Harry Freakstorm: blatz514
Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...

[oi44.tinypic.com image 352x240]

Bobbie Starr captured Velma spot on in the adult movie version.
/pretty sure that's her. I won't be a jerk
/not gonna GIS or try to look while at work
/Internet Thugs will make my kidneys go plerk
/Burma Shave


According to the Googles, it's Linda Cardellini.

2015people.com
 
2014-06-16 11:49:49 AM
FTA: 'My advice, however, would be to avoid getting into fights,' he added.

FUK U BIG GUBMENT I DO WUT I WANT

// goddamn libs, always trying to dictate to others how to live their lives
 
2014-06-16 11:50:06 AM
Mr Brown was celebrating a friend's birthday with two pals, dressed as Robin Hood and Batman,

And she would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
WGJ
2014-06-16 11:50:20 AM
www.debbieschlussel.com
 
2014-06-16 11:57:05 AM
fancy dress outfits can make for 'extremely absorbent protection'.

Oh really?

/farking england
 
2014-06-16 11:59:44 AM

abhorrent1: fancy dress outfits can make for 'extremely absorbent protection'.

Oh really?

/farking england


Padded armor gives you a THAC0 of 8.  That's not going to help

/old school nerd
 
2014-06-16 12:05:11 PM
media.couplescostumes.com
RIP in Peace little buddy!
 
2014-06-16 12:05:56 PM
No word whether he would have gotten a beating if he hadn't been wearing a Scooby Doo outfit.
 
2014-06-16 12:08:16 PM
assets.uncovet.com
 
2014-06-16 12:13:43 PM
From TFA: Assault victim Les Brown was saved from a severe beating... thanks to the padding in his Scooby Doo onesie.

You'd think that His Band of Renown would have jumped in to save him.
 
2014-06-16 12:16:03 PM
After the case, an A&E consultant said fancy dress outfits can make for 'extremely absorbent protection'.

Why the fark would they talk to people from a cable network?

And I was going to say that it was thew Scooby Doo onsie that got his ass kicked, but it actually sounds like he and his buddies has a theme going, so it's not like he was the lone doofus walking around in costume in June.
 
2014-06-16 12:16:20 PM
They don't seem to be saying what lead to her attacking him.

Maybe they shouldn't be so fast to credit the suit with saving his ass; it very well could have been the reason for the attack.

"I TOLD you it was Mr. McGee under a mask, you stupid mother f- *kick-punch-bodyslam*"

/seriously, who admits to wearing a onesie? Can't you just call it a damned costume?
 
2014-06-16 12:37:35 PM
I saved myself from a beating by NOT wearing a Scooby Doo onesie.
 
2014-06-16 12:40:44 PM

blatz514: Harry Freakstorm: blatz514
Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...

[oi44.tinypic.com image 352x240]

Bobbie Starr captured Velma spot on in the adult movie version.
/pretty sure that's her. I won't be a jerk
/not gonna GIS or try to look while at work
/Internet Thugs will make my kidneys go plerk
/Burma Shave

According to the Googles, it's Linda Cardellini.


She's awesome. Always had a thing for her. Would love to disappoint her for ten seconds or so.
 
2014-06-16 12:46:47 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [media.couplescostumes.com image 850x850]
RIP in Peace little buddy!


"RIP in Peace"? Do you use an Automated ATM Machine?

/so, that's how Kasem really died
 
2014-06-16 12:51:38 PM
Too soon.
 
2014-06-16 01:02:08 PM

Smeggy Smurf: abhorrent1: fancy dress outfits can make for 'extremely absorbent protection'.

Oh really?

/farking england

Padded armor gives you a THAC0 of 8.  That's not going to help

/old school nerd


Actually gives an AC of 8.

/THAC0 of 8 is actually pretty damn good.
//old school nerd with a good memory.
/// :D
 
2014-06-16 01:20:15 PM

blatz514: Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...


She can umask me any day, and twice on Tuesdays.
 
2014-06-16 02:18:27 PM
Ahhhhh, I thought he distracted the assailant so he can escape onesie. Just like in the cartoon.
 
2014-06-16 02:47:19 PM
Sooooo fursuits give armor bonuses? Sweet.
 
2014-06-16 03:30:25 PM

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

Oh, get a wedding certificate, you two!

*The Conservative Christians were right. Now the ghez are marrying cats and dogs. Ruff!

 
2014-06-16 03:34:47 PM

blatz514: Harry Freakstorm: blatz514
Velma can go ahead and attack me anytime...

[oi44.tinypic.com image 352x240]

Bobbie Starr captured Velma spot on in the adult movie version.
/pretty sure that's her. I won't be a jerk
/not gonna GIS or try to look while at work
/Internet Thugs will make my kidneys go plerk
/Burma Shave

According to the Googles, it's Linda Cardellini.

[2015people.com image 850x1326]


He said ADULT version, not LIVE ACTION version.  I'm fairly certain that Linda Cardellini has never been in a porn movie.

/saw that porn parody and he's right, she was bang on and smoking hot
 
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