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(Deadspin)   Adam Jones takes ump out. Not to dinner either   (deadspin.com ) divider line
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2014-06-15 04:04:29 PM  
Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment
 
2014-06-15 04:07:40 PM  
In this case the ump is part of the field, and Jones's momentum took him into the guy.
 
2014-06-15 05:54:15 PM  
It's only Hunter Wendelstedt, should have spiked him while he was down
 
2014-06-15 06:32:48 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment


Why don't you stick to issuing yellow cards to the guy closest to the flopping poof and leave the real sports to the men.
 
2014-06-15 07:22:19 PM  
He's probably not getting enough attention from Maynard and is acting out.
 
2014-06-15 07:52:25 PM  
In a just world, it would have been Angel Hernandez.

I kid, I kid.

In a just world, it couldn't have been Angel Hernandez.
 
2014-06-15 09:14:10 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment


Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....
 
2014-06-15 09:15:09 PM  
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What a tool...
 
2014-06-15 09:57:08 PM  

Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....


Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?
 
2014-06-15 09:59:59 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?


He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.
 
2014-06-15 10:07:35 PM  

R.A.Danny: Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?

He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.


He pushed the official in the chest driving him to the ground with both hands.  That's not incidental contact.  That's intention assault of an official and completely inappropriate.  Suspend and fine him immediately.
 
2014-06-15 10:11:24 PM  

R.A.Danny: Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?

He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.


That. It appeared worse than it should have been. He stepped on his foot and the ump fell backwards, got up with a smile and was clearly understanding.

By your reason, if a deflection off the hitters bat to an umps mask happens then the catcher should never clutch the ump to make sure he is ok. It happens a lot. Umps and players have an enourmous amount of respect for eachother and eachothers safety.

You sound like someone who has never watched baseball.
 
2014-06-15 10:15:38 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: R.A.Danny: Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?

He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.

He pushed the official in the chest driving him to the ground with both hands.  That's not incidental contact.  That's intention assault of an official and completely inappropriate.  Suspend and fine him immediately.


I really don't think you're being serious and are just trying to get a rise out of someone on the internet. That or you're the dumbest person on fark.

Either way I am out.
 
2014-06-15 10:17:27 PM  

great_tigers: Koman Coulibaly: R.A.Danny: Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?

He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.

He pushed the official in the chest driving him to the ground with both hands.  That's not incidental contact.  That's intention assault of an official and completely inappropriate.  Suspend and fine him immediately.

I really don't think you're being serious and are just trying to get a rise out of someone on the internet. That or you're the dumbest person on fark.

Either way I am out.


Guys, unless you like feeding the trolls just stop.
 
2014-06-15 10:19:36 PM  

great_tigers: Koman Coulibaly: R.A.Danny: Koman Coulibaly: Badmoodman: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Bwahahahahaha!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. Oh geeze, funniest thing on Fark I've read since ---
what, you were serious? Oh wait, let me laugh harder.....

Assaulting an official completely inappropriate an deserves severe punishment.  What is your counter?

He ran into the guy. Umps are supposed to be out of the way of the play. Learn a little bit about the game.

He pushed the official in the chest driving him to the ground with both hands.  That's not incidental contact.  That's intention assault of an official and completely inappropriate.  Suspend and fine him immediately.

I really don't think you're being serious and are just trying to get a rise out of someone on the internet. That or you're the dumbest person on fark.

Either way I am out.


Clearly you're not a golfer.
 
2014-06-15 10:24:29 PM  
Perfect. The lay Fark Sports fan has forgotten who  Koman Coulibalyis.

The stage is set.
 
2014-06-16 07:39:51 AM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Perfect. The lay Fark Sports fan has forgotten who  Koman Coulibalyis.

The stage is set.


My thoughts exactly. Some reactions like these in the soccer threads, too.

/favorited as best ref ever
 
2014-06-16 08:09:10 AM  
Nicely played, KC
 
2014-06-16 09:08:11 AM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Perfect. The lay Fark Sports fan has forgotten who  Koman Coulibalyis.

The stage is set.


I probably would've thought he was a troll if I didn't have him farkied as "Best Novelty Account Ever".  Hard to notice names sometimes.

// yay, World Cup means KC's back!
 
2014-06-16 10:38:02 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Koman Coulibaly: Any contact with an official should result in a lengthy suspension.  And this is much worse than that.  He intentionally shoved the official to the ground.  I'm thinking 50 games and $100K fine is the minimum punishment

Why don't you stick to issuing yellow cards to the guy closest to the flopping poof and leave the real sports to the men.


I believe the correct response is:

"back to your dive-grass, rot-mouth."
 
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