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(Bleacher Report)   Not sure how he got his biatchin Trans Am down to Natal, Brazil, but Vice President Biden got to watch the US Women's Volleyball team compete in the World Series or something   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 13
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2014-06-15 07:10:43 PM
Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.
 
2014-06-15 07:51:56 PM

colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.


only a guess but you are a right foul git

/not really a guess
 
2014-06-15 07:59:19 PM
biatchin' Trans Am, biatchin' Trans Am
Donuts on your lawn!

/Wait...
 
2014-06-15 08:06:19 PM
Don't forget the Motley Crue t-shirts. All proceeds go to getting their lead singer out of jail....
 
2014-06-15 08:49:30 PM

colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.


*wat.jpg*
 
2014-06-15 08:50:54 PM

colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.


You're not the brightest, are you? Anyone that know anything knows that a Trans Am would break down long before getting to Brazil.
 
2014-06-15 09:13:40 PM

Jakesta: colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.

You're not the brightest, are you? Anyone that know anything knows that a Trans Am would break down long before getting to Brazil.


He could just pick up some spare parts in Cuba, dumbass. They have all kinds of old cars there.
 
2014-06-15 09:17:07 PM
Well, there ISN'T a road that connects North and South America, and we need more pictures of the women beach volleyball players!
 
2014-06-15 09:17:07 PM

JayCab: Jakesta: colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.

You're not the brightest, are you? Anyone that know anything knows that a Trans Am would break down long before getting to Brazil.

He could just pick up some spare parts in Cuba, dumbass. They have all kinds of old cars there.


Dammit. I should have known that. Stupid me!
 
2014-06-15 09:40:22 PM

colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.


Well nobody would make it that far without getting robbed and or killed going through Mexico.

And I don't get the biden love, career politician with zero accomplishments, and a shiatty doll hair transplant line.
 
2014-06-15 10:00:45 PM

steamingpile: colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.

Well nobody would make it that far without getting robbed and or killed going through Mexico.

And I don't get the biden love, career politician with zero accomplishments, and a shiatty doll hair transplant line.


Not to mix my sports tab with the politics tab, but zero accomplishments? He's the god damned VP of the country! That's likely more than you and I will ever accomplish...combined!

/well, mainly you, because I haven't accomplished anything worthwhile
 
2014-06-15 11:08:23 PM

colinspooky: Only a guess,  but would he have used the roads that link the two nations?  Really, USAers are rubbish at geography.


Theoretically, he could have taken the Pan-American Highway, at least until he'd have to branch off to get to Natal. There are a few problems, though:
1. There's a gap in the highway. It's not a large one, but it's where the Isthmus of Panama meets Colombia: there is no way to drive around it, and there are no roads through the area because it's dangerous.
2. As was previously stated, a Trans-Am would probably not survive a drive from DC to Brazil. Plus, he would have had to start driving weeks ago.
3. He's the Vice President. The Pan-American Highway goes through such lovely countries as Mexico (if you think people traveling on the highways are safe, read up on a town called San Fernando in the state of Tamaulipas), El Salvador (home of MS-13), Honduras (home to the top two murder cities on the planet!), and Colombia (has some alright parts, but there's FARC to worry about). And then he'd have to go through the Amazon.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-16 09:54:49 AM

JayCab: He could just pick up some spare parts in Cuba, dumbass. They have all kinds of old cars there.


Joe:  "Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?"
Rod: "Funny you should ask, I've got a car now."
Joe: "Oh wow, how'd you get a car?"
Rod: "Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas."
Joe: "You're kidding!"
Rod: "I must be, the Bahamas are islands."
 
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