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2014-06-15 03:20:55 PM
Do Not Dumb Here. Not Dumb Area Here.

This should be one of Fark's tag lines.
 
2014-06-15 03:22:48 PM
You don't sayof.
 
2014-06-15 03:45:33 PM
somebody needs to get better at translating things into HTML, apparently.
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:58:10 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels. Would like to come back to my place, bouncey, bouncey? I am no longer infected.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:17 PM
So, someone found engrish.com and wrote and article about it.

Such stunning journalism

www.engrish.com
 
2014-06-15 04:00:27 PM
Weird. I thought it was about saving something that lives in what's now a Superfund cleanup site.
 
2014-06-15 04:03:34 PM
www.engrish.com
 
2014-06-15 04:04:25 PM

phlegmmo: Do Not Dumb Here. Not Dumb Area Here.

This should be one of Fark's tag lines.


I'm expecting to see this repeated often on Fark now.
 
2014-06-15 04:04:58 PM
Really? No one?

www.8-bitcentral.com
 
2014-06-15 04:09:26 PM
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2014-06-15 04:10:20 PM

cretinbob: So, someone found engrish.com and wrote and article about it.

Such stunning journalism

[www.engrish.com image 500x392]


I'll take a 6C please. She sounds fun.
 
GBB
2014-06-15 04:11:22 PM
My favorite restaurant!!
craphound.com
 
2014-06-15 04:12:52 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: cretinbob: So, someone found engrish.com and wrote and article about it.

Such stunning journalism

[www.engrish.com image 500x392]

I'll take a 6C please. She sounds fun.


I'm surprised it's not an album title.
 
2014-06-15 04:18:40 PM
Is it a Superbowl?
 
2014-06-15 04:21:45 PM
I could use some stir-fried wikipedia about now, but will every customer be invited to help cook it?
 
2014-06-15 04:25:01 PM
pbs.twimg.comWWait.......what?!??!?
 
2014-06-15 04:29:53 PM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

The English is clear enough to lorry drivers - but the Welsh reads "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

/oblig
 
2014-06-15 04:31:24 PM
From a restaurant in Zhengzhou where I had a lunch (sorry, 'Grilled business plan') a couple of weeks ago. img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 04:32:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]WWait.......what?!??!?


If "Impossible thing" = unlikely event the rest of the sentence falls into place. Kind of.
 
2014-06-15 04:37:37 PM
Numbers 13 and 11 should make a prominent appearance in the politics tab.
 
2014-06-15 04:38:24 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 04:42:30 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.

I will not buy this record, it is scratched!
 
2014-06-15 04:50:12 PM
English <-> Hebrew, English <-> Greek, Greek <-> Hebrew.

Heck sometimes translating Hebrew <-> Hebrew gives people trouble.
www.quickmeme.comwww.examiner.com www.hatethyneighborbook.com  www.deepintolove.com
 
2014-06-15 04:56:18 PM

serial_crusher: somebody needs to get better at translating things into HTML, apparently.
[img.fark.net image 641x778]


Yeah, that was just as bad as a freaking slide show. How much did Twatter pay the Mirror for all that my favorite website?
 
2014-06-15 05:00:55 PM
My two favorites:
bp.uuuploads.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

Apparently the word for dried can also be translated as fark.
 
2014-06-15 05:08:00 PM

Danger Avoid Death: serial_crusher: somebody needs to get better at translating things into HTML, apparently.
[img.fark.net image 641x778]

Yeah, that was just as bad as a freaking slide show. How much did Twatter pay the Mirror for all that my favorite website?


Nice filter, Fark. Turning ...

pandodaily.files.wordpress.com

... into "my favorite website". I've never used the term before, so I never noticed. But that article was bullshiat, having to click on every half-assed image to be redirected to Twatter to see the actual image to get the joke.

Here's something else I've never said on Fark, but I'll say it now: Stop greenlighting this kind of ...

pandodaily.files.wordpress.com

... crapola.
 
2014-06-15 05:19:43 PM

KWess: From a restaurant in Zhengzhou where I had a lunch (sorry, 'Grilled business plan') a couple of weeks ago. [img.fark.net image 850x1133]

[img.fark.net image 850x1133]


Maybe they're just trying to tell you something about the state of their mustard.
 
2014-06-15 05:20:37 PM
Gorbachev sings tractors.
 
2014-06-15 05:20:57 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Danger Avoid Death: serial_crusher: somebody needs to get better at translating things into HTML, apparently.
[img.fark.net image 641x778]

Yeah, that was just as bad as a freaking slide show. How much did Twatter pay the Mirror for all that my favorite website?

Nice filter, Fark. Turning ...

[pandodaily.files.wordpress.com image 305x85]

... into "my favorite website". I've never used the term before, so I never noticed.


I think they've left quite a few new filterpwns since April fool's day.

Rating trolls at zero out of 10 filterpwns to "i'm pregnant", for example.

But that article was bullshiat, having to click on every half-assed image to be redirected to Twatter to see the actual image to get the joke.

???

Images were inline for me. Didn't have to click anything. Chrome + Adblock.
 
2014-06-15 05:21:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]WWait.......what?!??!?


*rakes water*
*lays emphasis and twists it*

see, that wasn't so hard...
 
2014-06-15 05:30:50 PM
Garbage, filler, intern edited article that appears somewhere on the web every 8-10 days. And not even mildly amusing.
 
2014-06-15 05:31:10 PM

iron de havilland: Danger Avoid Death: Danger Avoid Death: serial_crusher: somebody needs to get better at translating things into HTML, apparently.
[img.fark.net image 641x778]

Yeah, that was just as bad as a freaking slide show. How much did Twatter pay the Mirror for all that my favorite website?

Nice filter, Fark. Turning ...

[pandodaily.files.wordpress.com image 305x85]

... into "my favorite website". I've never used the term before, so I never noticed.

I think they've left quite a few new filterpwns since April fool's day.

Rating trolls at zero out of 10 filterpwns to "i'm pregnant", for example.

But that article was bullshiat, having to click on every half-assed image to be redirected to Twatter to see the actual image to get the joke.

???

Images were inline for me. Didn't have to click anything. Chrome + Adblock.


I have Firefox and Adblock. The first time I clicked on the article, I only got half the images and had to click to get the full image from Twatter. (Normally I wouldn't, but I really like Engrish signs.) So I ranted like a butthurt idiot, because that's what I do sometimes when something ticks me off.

Now I just clicked on the article again and I got the full images inline. So I'm sitting here with egg on my face looking like a moron, because that's what I do sometimes after something has ticked me off and I've ranted like a butthurt idiot.
 
2014-06-15 05:33:20 PM
That's a real train wreck of a headline.
Care to try again?
 
2014-06-15 05:36:48 PM

twfeline: That's a real train wreck of a headline.
Care to try again?


You rearry need to rearn to speak Engrish.
 
2014-06-15 05:43:02 PM

iron de havilland: Rating trolls at zero out of 10 filterpwns to "i'm pregnant", for example.


And upload.wikimedia.org gets turned into "favorited".
 
2014-06-15 05:43:12 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I have Firefox and Adblock. The first time I clicked on the article, I only got half the images and had to click to get the full image from Twatter. (Normally I wouldn't, but I really like Engrish signs.) So I ranted like a butthurt idiot, because that's what I do sometimes when something ticks me off.

Now I just clicked on the article again and I got the full images inline. So I'm sitting here with egg on my face looking like a moron, because that's what I do sometimes after something has ticked me off and I've ranted like a butthurt idiot.


Well, it's a legitimate complaint if that's how it first loaded for you.

Peace, and take it easy.
 
2014-06-15 05:49:07 PM
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Subject:  Foxy accepts a Davy Back Fight in order to regain his ship and crew.
 
2014-06-15 05:50:35 PM

DetrimentalScience: My two favorites:
[bp.uuuploads.com image 605x454]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 540x720]

Apparently the word for dried can also be translated as fark.


fark the duck until exploded. Replaces keep farking that chicken for Republicans.
 
2014-06-15 05:55:34 PM
These headlines leave me worried that either myself or subby are having a stroke.
 
2014-06-15 06:01:47 PM

iron de havilland: Danger Avoid Death: I have Firefox and Adblock. The first time I clicked on the article, I only got half the images and had to click to get the full image from Twatter. (Normally I wouldn't, but I really like Engrish signs.) So I ranted like a butthurt idiot, because that's what I do sometimes when something ticks me off.

Now I just clicked on the article again and I got the full images inline. So I'm sitting here with egg on my face looking like a moron, because that's what I do sometimes after something has ticked me off and I've ranted like a butthurt idiot.

Well, it's a legitimate complaint if that's how it first loaded for you.

Peace, and take it easy.


Thanks. It's not so much this thread and article that brought on my little snit fit. MSN has these same stupid type of articles, only worse. They combine a slideshow with these ...

img.fark.net

... links instead of just writing a damned caption for the photo. I didn't think anyone could make a slideshow any worse, but MSN found a way to do it.
 
2014-06-15 06:10:41 PM
i556.photobucket.com

/click bait?
 
2014-06-15 06:13:34 PM
Hmmmm ... didn't work on me.
 
2014-06-15 06:16:36 PM

HawgWild: Hmmmm ... didn't work on me.


You do know the Fark Gods go after those who try to get around the filter.
 
2014-06-15 06:17:20 PM
i112.photobucket.com

This sticker is on the bottom of the desktop charger for a cheap-o handheld ham radio I ordered from China.

/the chareto mistake.
 
2014-06-15 06:21:41 PM

whidbey: HawgWild: Hmmmm ... didn't work on me.

You do know the Fark Gods go after those who try to get around the filter.


Oh, I know. But I've seen some new filterpwns lately, and I'm just kinda poking around to see if I can discover the phrases. Because the wiki (yes, Fark has one!) doesn't seem like it is completely up to date.
 
2014-06-15 06:25:20 PM

mjjt: Gyrfalcon: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]WWait.......what?!??!?

If "Impossible thing" = unlikely event the rest of the sentence falls into place. Kind of.


Yeah.

No it doesn't.
 
2014-06-15 06:34:24 PM
In Beijing's Beihai Park I saw a building with a large sign saying "Remember the meat strings of summer!".
 
2014-06-15 07:04:56 PM

Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 400x331]

This sticker is on the bottom of the desktop charger for a cheap-o handheld ham radio I ordered from China.

/the chareto mistake.


I wonder what one.  The manuals are terrible, but the labeling on the devices I have purchased have been alright.  I have a Wouxun, actually the radio has held up for 3 + years.
My charger isn't that bad.
It says
Only use in this model.
High voltage, don't dismantle for layman.
 
2014-06-15 07:15:31 PM

Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 400x331]

This sticker is on the bottom of the desktop charger for a cheap-o handheld ham radio I ordered from China.

/the chareto mistake.


 "To prevent burns and injuries, only use the included battery to charge. It is a mistake to continue trickle charging the battery after the charged light appears."

Assume radio is using Lithium-Ion batteries
 
2014-06-15 07:22:19 PM
I lay my emphasis upon thee and twist it.
 
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