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(CBC)   Attention all Fark thespians. "Rob Ford the Musical" is holding casting calls tomorrow. Are YOU fat, drunk and belligerent enough to walk the boards as the big man himself? Methinks thou art   (cbc.ca) divider line 37
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2014-06-15 07:45:51 PM
"O, brave new world that has such people in't!"


The people doing this are gonna have a hard time making this compelling at this point. Even Ford Nashun is tired of his shiat.
Although I like that there is a tranny in't!
 
2014-06-15 08:19:14 PM
Oh man, subby, it's almost like you're peering into my masturbatorium.

I don't think I'm Canadian enough to pull it off though.

/ I am perhaps more disturbed that voice recognition figured out "masturbatorium" and almost no other words of what I said above.
// and it did it again!
 
2014-06-15 08:42:59 PM
Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
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2014-06-15 08:47:32 PM
This is hilarious. I hope they tour!
 
2014-06-15 08:48:20 PM

Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
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Damnit,  thats what I came to say
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2014-06-15 08:58:07 PM
Why would I do that? Why- Why would I sign up for that?

Why would I audition to play Rob Ford?

I get plenty of pussy to eat at home.
 
2014-06-15 08:58:54 PM
Is there a casting couch? I can totally nail my part on the casting couch
 
2014-06-15 09:00:43 PM
Its rare I get to say this, but I don't think I'm fat drunk and belligerant enough.
 
2014-06-15 09:02:43 PM

Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
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Ha, I've never noticed, but david spade is cracking up right as he covers his face in embarrasment
 
2014-06-15 09:02:56 PM

Boo_Guy: Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
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Damnit,  thats what I came to say
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I'd actually love to see Patton Oswald have a go, he was awesome in United States of Tara.  He'd have to chunk up a bit, but I think he'd pretty much nail the darker bits, and still mostly be funny..
 
2014-06-15 09:03:13 PM
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2014-06-15 09:04:18 PM

ilikeracecars: Its rare I get to say this, but I don't think I'm fat drunk and belligerant enough.


I'm just not fat enough. I could nail this character, though.
 
2014-06-15 09:08:42 PM

sno man: Boo_Guy: Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
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Damnit,  thats what I came to say
[www.gossip.is image 400x400]

I'd actually love to see Patton Oswald have a go, he was awesome in United States of Tara.  He'd have to chunk up a bit, but I think he'd pretty much nail the darker bits, and still mostly be funny..


Yea he'd probably be pretty good.

Louie Anderson wouldn't need much help to look like Ford,  just a buzz cut really.
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2014-06-15 09:09:42 PM
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/Still Alive!
 
2014-06-15 09:12:03 PM

Boo_Guy: sno man: Boo_Guy: Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(
[31.media.tumblr.com image 364x273]

Damnit,  thats what I came to say
[www.gossip.is image 400x400]

I'd actually love to see Patton Oswald have a go, he was awesome in United States of Tara.  He'd have to chunk up a bit, but I think he'd pretty much nail the darker bits, and still mostly be funny..

Yea he'd probably be pretty good.

Louie Anderson wouldn't need much help to look like Ford,  just a buzz cut really.
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wow, he's even got the niblet teeth.  hunh.
 
2014-06-15 09:12:41 PM

Mantour: [spinoff.comicbookresources.com image 850x575]

/Still Alive!


Done,  thread over.  Get John in there,  he's awesome!
 
2014-06-15 09:16:12 PM

Boo_Guy: Mantour: [spinoff.comicbookresources.com image 850x575]

/Still Alive!

Done,  thread over.  Get John in there,  he's awesome!


Yep!!
 
2014-06-15 09:17:30 PM
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2014-06-15 09:40:16 PM
The Role I was born to Play!
 
2014-06-15 09:44:08 PM
"Walk the boards"

I like that expression.
 
2014-06-15 09:45:56 PM
You need a fat guy who drinks too much and makes sexual comments towards women?

I have been training my entire life for this moment.
 
2014-06-15 09:49:16 PM

ghare: ilikeracecars: Its rare I get to say this, but I don't think I'm fat drunk and belligerant enough.

I'm just not fat enough. I could nail this character, though.


Same. I can do the drunk and belligerent part in my sleep, but there's no way I could survive gaining that much weight
 
2014-06-15 09:52:18 PM

fusillade762: ghare: ilikeracecars: Its rare I get to say this, but I don't think I'm fat drunk and belligerant enough.

I'm just not fat enough. I could nail this character, though.

Same. I can do the drunk and belligerent part in my sleep, but there's no way I could survive gaining that much weight


two words:  fat suit.
 
2014-06-15 10:31:41 PM
I'm sorry, but every time I see pictures of Rob Ford, all I can think of is "WHAR PUDDING WHAR???"

I know that meme usually doesn't go with him, but I can't help it.
 
2014-06-15 10:53:17 PM
My chins have chins.  My belly hangs over my belt.  I've been know to consume material of dubious origin.  I just can't do a Canadian accent to save my life.  Guest that leaves me out of the feature role but, I'd be willing to work as a body double.
 
2014-06-15 11:20:05 PM

sno man: fusillade762: ghare: ilikeracecars: Its rare I get to say this, but I don't think I'm fat drunk and belligerant enough.

I'm just not fat enough. I could nail this character, though.

Same. I can do the drunk and belligerent part in my sleep, but there's no way I could survive gaining that much weight

two words:  fat suit.


I read that as "fat slut" and wondered why you were being so mean.
 
2014-06-15 11:29:27 PM
Where do I sign up?
 
2014-06-15 11:42:27 PM
I was even an opera major for a while (a whole semester and change). Gimmeh plane ticket!!!!111oneleven
 
2014-06-15 11:51:54 PM
ok then
 
2014-06-15 11:55:02 PM

Prey4reign: My chins have chins.  My belly hangs over my belt.  I've been know to consume material of dubious origin.  I just can't do a Canadian accent to save my life.  Guest that leaves me out of the feature role but, I'd be willing to work as a body double.


For the sex scenes?
 
2014-06-16 02:05:22 AM
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2014-06-16 02:15:18 AM
i am all over this except for two things

1. if there is singing involved, forget it

2. do i need an equity card?  dont have one.
 
2014-06-16 05:10:10 AM
I'm tempted. Will they let me wear a fat suit and get away with an inept attempt at a Canadian accent?
 
2014-06-16 06:46:53 AM

Duane Dibbley: I'm tempted. Will they let me wear a fat suit and get away with an inept attempt at a Canadian accent?


How's your drunken Jamaican Patois?
vid clip (language, NSFChuch)
 
2014-06-16 06:55:29 AM

Snarfangel: Sadly, the best person for the part is no longer with us. :(


Can we sacrifice Bieber or a Kardashian or something on an altar and get Farley back?
 
2014-06-16 09:50:04 AM
Anyone remember "Kickin' It, A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Clinic" from Homer Simpson vs New York CIty?
 
2014-06-16 08:35:38 PM

sno man: Duane Dibbley: I'm tempted. Will they let me wear a fat suit and get away with an inept attempt at a Canadian accent?

How's your drunken Jamaican Patois?
vid clip (language, NSFChuch)


He's Canadian, so that would be the Chuch of Gord.
 
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