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(Mirror.co.uk)   IT worker quits job so he can play a corpse for a living. Seems like a logical transition   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 34
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6964 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2014 at 4:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-15 01:56:26 PM  
It's Richmond, isn't it?  It sounds like him.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-15 02:32:32 PM  
Not quite "Project Manager", but definitely a step up on the old career ladder.
 
2014-06-15 04:04:05 PM  
DBA here, can confirm...
/Irish skin doesn't tan, it freckles..
//Try to stay out of the sunlight...
 
2014-06-15 04:07:12 PM  
Doesn't make sense. A corpse looks happy compared to an IT worker.
 
2014-06-15 04:07:32 PM  
Came for Richmond, leaving mysteriously
 
2014-06-15 04:07:51 PM  
Now that's acting.
I'm voting for him next election.
 
2014-06-15 04:10:43 PM  
The IT guy's pet kitten...

oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-15 04:11:42 PM  
They need to bring back IT Crowd because I must know what's behind the green door.
 
2014-06-15 04:13:38 PM  
oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-15 04:14:24 PM  
The 56-year-old has appeared on TV shows like The Jury and movies such as Horrorween and Kentucky Fried Horror.

He also appeared in Thankskilling


I'd want to be dead, too, if those were the kinds of movies I were in.
 
2014-06-15 04:18:43 PM  
Can zombies get erections and still be credible? I'm asking for a "friend" who wants to break into films.
 
2014-06-15 04:19:46 PM  

Farxist Marxist: Doesn't make sense. A corpse looks happy compared to an IT worker.


Because IT workers spend most of their lives waiting for the sweet sweet release of death to free them from the pointless, soulless, dehumanizing tedium.
 
2014-06-15 04:29:09 PM  
Makes sense, competition among corpses is less stiff
 
2014-06-15 04:33:20 PM  
www.snappypixels.com
 
2014-06-15 04:35:55 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: He also appeared in Thankskilling


I know people who worked on that movie....good premise to a horror-comedy B movie.....horrible everything else.
 
2014-06-15 04:40:18 PM  
This kind of zombie obsession is starting earlier and earlier these days.

zombifiedwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-15 04:40:25 PM  
Is he spending the year dead for tax purposes?
 
2014-06-15 04:43:28 PM  
It's a lateral move.
 
2014-06-15 04:51:07 PM  
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2014-06-15 04:54:31 PM  
Couldn't even pull off the proverbial warm body in a chair, eh?

BitwiseShift: Can zombies get erections and still be credible? I'm asking for a "friend" who wants to break into films.


You are concerned with being turned off and on again?
 
2014-06-15 05:01:52 PM  

Farxist Marxist: Doesn't make sense. A corpse looks happy compared to an IT worker.


Being dead and/or soulless is a core prerequisite for the career field.
 
2014-06-15 05:02:45 PM  
Oh, and

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2014-06-15 05:07:02 PM  
We've all dreamed of calling in dead t work, this guy did it!
 
2014-06-15 05:08:28 PM  
Years ago, when I was in IT, I recall being asked to describe what an IT person does.

"Think back to when you were in high school. Remember the janitor? He was the old guy always pushing around a mop and bucket, had that giant ring of keys that opened all the doors and invariably, you would find him trudging towards some mess that needed cleaning up. That's what an IT person does, has the keys to open everything in the office but invariably spends most of his time cleaning up other people's shiat."

I didn't last long in that job.
 
2014-06-15 06:08:47 PM  
Not a bad thought...I may do the same.

/sick of desktop support
 
2014-06-15 06:34:11 PM  
So, not going to kindly do the needful any longer?
 
2014-06-15 07:00:31 PM  

phamwaa: Farxist Marxist: Doesn't make sense. A corpse looks happy compared to an IT worker.

Being dead and/or soulless is a core prerequisite for the career field.


I thought that was for executive traning
 
2014-06-15 07:17:31 PM  
As someone who has been in IT work for far, far too long, all I can say is WHERE THE HELL DO I SIGN UP?!?!
 
2014-06-15 07:53:02 PM  
You need someone to lie there and act dead? I'll give you my ex's number.
 
2014-06-15 09:13:53 PM  
How long before he gets replaced by a less-expensive overseas corpse?
 
2014-06-15 09:20:46 PM  

BumpInTheNight: You are concerned with being turned off and on again?


i199.photobucket.com
\if I could photoshop Roy, Jen and Moss into this photo I would
 
2014-06-16 01:01:28 AM  
Most of the IT guys I have met have been lazy, not highly skilled bums who used the general populations lack of IT savvy to get away with doing as little work as possible.

Lucky Bastards.
 
2014-06-16 03:03:35 AM  

Mayhem_2006: Most of the IT guys I have met have been lazy, not highly skilled bums who used the general populations lack of IT savvy to get away with doing as little work as possible.

Lucky Bastards.


That's being an engineer in a nutshell.

*This should take about an hour.* "I can get this done in about six hours."
"I need it in three!"
*done in a little over two and a half*
"You're a miracle worker!"
*returns to game of minesweeper*

/yes, I'm old
 
2014-06-16 07:04:46 AM  
Being an IT worker he's already dead inside so it seems logical.
 
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