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(TMZ)   Richard Dreyfuss' wife arrested for DUI after hit-and-run accident. Upon hearing the news, Dreyfuss made a perfect replica of the Betty Ford Clinic using only mashed potatoes   (tmz.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-15 08:34:53 AM
+1 internets, subby. Outstanding headline.
 
2014-06-15 10:49:22 AM
Somehow I knew going into TFA that his wife would be much younger than him. Not much to look at though.

That motherfarker was in Jaws. Great movie.

/I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
 
2014-06-15 10:49:23 AM
This means something.
 
2014-06-15 10:50:23 AM
Show me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And its gone right to my head
 
2014-06-15 10:51:40 AM
(checks link, blinks)

My goodness.  She's a...healthy little thing, isn't she?
 
2014-06-15 10:51:41 AM
Looks like she ignored that particular problem UNTIL IT SWAM UP AND BIT HER IN THE ARSE
 
2014-06-15 10:58:10 AM
This means something... this is important.
 
2014-06-15 10:58:17 AM
Now that's an old reference subby. Older than most farkers I suspect.
 
2014-06-15 10:59:56 AM
www.ravenfoundation.org
 
2014-06-15 11:02:45 AM

Clash City Farker: Show me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And its gone right to my head


she broke my heart in the seventh grade
 
2014-06-15 11:04:49 AM
[Richard Dreyfuss points to a scar on chest] "Svetlana Dreyfuss. She broke my heart."
 
2014-06-15 11:09:21 AM
media.mytalk.com.au

Good a place as any for hot young Terry Garr.

/Ooof!
 
2014-06-15 11:11:55 AM
Terry... Teri... whatever.
 
2014-06-15 11:20:58 AM

zamboni: Terry... Teri... whatever.


Now you have to commit hairy teri.
 
2014-06-15 12:00:49 PM
She had a mimosa, okAY?
At brunch, okAY?
I don't need this!

http://www.4shared.com/video/3vuIzRkY/snl_-_star_wars_auditions_-_ch .h tm?locale=en
 
2014-06-15 12:10:18 PM
This was no driving accident?
 
2014-06-15 12:12:10 PM
This was no auto accident.
 
2014-06-15 12:21:36 PM

Phil Moskowitz: zamboni: Terry... Teri... whatever.

Now you have to commit hairy teri.


Not like I wouldn't . lurves me some Roberta Lincoln.
 
2014-06-15 12:23:15 PM
www.beertripper.com
 
2014-06-15 12:29:32 PM
"Hey Barb?  I thought you weren't going to drink anymore."
 
2014-06-15 12:45:48 PM
Happened in the town I live in.People have told me what a prick he is.
 
2014-06-15 01:05:40 PM
Subby's headline is a Total Farking (tm) classic!
 
2014-06-15 01:49:42 PM
 
2014-06-15 02:29:31 PM
Holy Shiat!!!

*cough*
*cough*


Fark fails!
 
2014-06-15 02:59:26 PM
Yes but was she "a buffo"?

Get the fark off my stoop
 
2014-06-15 03:28:14 PM
Is it true that most DUI's happening in 3 feet of water 10 feet from the shore?
 
2014-06-15 03:29:39 PM
All Ms. Dreyfuss does is swim, fark, and make little Dreyfusses.

I"m familiar with the problem that Ms. Dreyfuss will ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites her on the ass!
 
2014-06-15 05:09:22 PM

T.rex: All Ms. Dreyfuss does is swim, fark, and make little Dreyfusses.

I"m familiar with the problem that Ms. Dreyfuss will ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites her on the ass!


I don't need this, I don't need this working class hero crap!
 
2014-06-15 05:23:39 PM
CSB mode ON:

I gave Dreyfuss directions to the Harrisonburg, VA courthouse where he either married Svetlana or just got the paperwork in order.  I worked as a server in the restaurant/bed & breakfast they stayed in.

Neither of them were particularly pleasant.

CSB mode OFF
 
2014-06-15 11:44:45 PM
This means something subby...
 
2014-06-16 05:34:18 AM

mindset zero:


I don't think any of us expected him to say that....
 
2014-06-16 02:09:19 PM
What happened isn't funny, but the headline sure is.
 
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