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(Huffington Post)   "Excuse me, we know that your 3 year old is recovering from a pit bull mauling, but...uh...her face is scaring customers, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
    More: Asinine, Victoria Wilcher, Mississippi KFC  
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12683 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2014 at 12:27 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-15 12:37:19 PM  
6 votes:
I can see her being asked to leave. I for one would like to enjoy my three breasted mutant KFC chicken without having to look at Frankenkid.
2014-06-15 12:30:58 PM  
5 votes:
I hear many lawyers, Kemosabe... running like the wind!
2014-06-15 09:46:54 AM  
5 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

I know who we can call to solve the problem
2014-06-15 12:40:27 PM  
4 votes:

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


Which means that this little girl has very bad genetics, as well as scars and a missing eye. We should just put her down now.
2014-06-15 12:39:47 PM  
4 votes:
The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.
2014-06-15 12:37:26 PM  
4 votes:
More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.
2014-06-15 12:49:29 PM  
3 votes:

mjohnson71: Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


A good guy with a cat can stop a bad guy with a pit bull.
2014-06-15 12:48:44 PM  
3 votes:

Rattrap007: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.


You never hear it because of the Dachshund mafia which control the news media in the US.
2014-06-15 12:48:07 PM  
3 votes:
Dog of Peace.
2014-06-15 12:44:55 PM  
3 votes:
Breed of peace strikes again.
2014-06-15 12:42:31 PM  
3 votes:

cryinoutloud: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Which means that this little girl has very bad genetics, as well as scars and a missing eye. We should just put her down now.


The dogs tried, gramps shot darwin's angels before they could finish the job.
2014-06-15 12:36:01 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe she was spooning mashed potatoes into her eye hole or using chicken skin to imitate Hannibal Lecter's escape scene. I'm just speculating!
2014-06-16 12:21:29 AM  
2 votes:

Mock26: Fun fact:  Helen Keller owned a pit bull.
Not fun fact:  She thought it was a cat.


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2014-06-15 01:15:03 PM  
2 votes:
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
2014-06-15 12:34:13 PM  
2 votes:
Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.
2014-06-16 01:40:53 AM  
1 votes:

wambu: People with such twitchy stomachs should go eat at Golden Corral; nothing to make you feel sick there.


I'd rather eat the pit bull.
2014-06-16 01:05:00 AM  
1 votes:
People with such twitchy stomachs should go eat at Golden Corral; nothing to make you feel sick there.
2014-06-15 11:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
Fun fact:  Helen Keller owned a pit bull.
Not fun fact:  She thought it was a cat.
2014-06-15 05:09:20 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: If your pit gets too close, I'll kill it, is my motto.



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2014-06-15 04:15:08 PM  
1 votes:
"restaurant"
2014-06-15 03:49:58 PM  
1 votes:
Here we go again...

Pitbulls are great and harmless and wonderful and cuddly and and and and and...

Did I cover it?


(Pitbulls suck and I would never trust my children around one.)
2014-06-15 03:14:54 PM  
1 votes:
There are bad pit bulls. But, I mean, c'mon, even the most devout anti-pitbull type has to admit that they're made bad by bad owners.

When is the last time you read an article involving someone that wasn't complete trash who owned a pit ball that mauled someone unprovoked? Off the top of my head, I remember 1 incident, and it was a burglar that entered a child's room where the dog was laying beside the bed. That guy got torn the hell up while the family got all the kids out then subdued him before the dog was called off. Vicious beast, indeed.

English Staffordshire Terriers, more commonly known as a Staffie and unofficially classified as a pit bull. If you saw one, you'd know immediately it was a pit bull. If you've seen a blue nose staffie puppy, you'd just melt. It's one of the more tame pits that is catching on around the US because you get the benefits of the pit bull bloodline, just taken down a notch. These dogs are some of the best family dogs you'll find, as long as you pay a little attention to them. You don't even have to send them off to camp to be trained. They may not be as gentle as Labradors and lick every stranger they meet, but Labradors won't protect your family's life with their own if they sense danger or panic.
2014-06-15 02:49:17 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Zombie DJ: Pit bulls are for white trash people who can't afford bulldogs.

lol

Pitts and bulldogs couldn't be further apart, breed-wise. Bulldogs are poorly-bred, short-snorted, and prone to obesity.


So bulldogs are like pit bull owners?
2014-06-15 02:29:25 PM  
1 votes:

loveblondieo: As appalling as this story is, I wonder if something else happened and they were asked to leave for another reason. Poor girl either way. She is a cutie.


Total cutie.  I would hold her and love her and call her George.
2014-06-15 02:07:19 PM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.


hahahaha

/bad
2014-06-15 01:47:38 PM  
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: I would be very surprised if this turned out to be true.  What business in its right farking mind would turn away a injured little girl because she had a few scars?  It is just nonsensical as even the most hard-hearted among us have a soft spot for little kids.  More than likely, her mother is just using her daughter's injuries to attention whore.  Also, the article is glossing over the fact that the fact that  the girl's family is wholly to blame for her injuries.

I do feel compassion for that little girl and I think what she really needs is to be saved from her family.


I'm gonna call BS on it, too. I used to manage a KFC when I was in my early 20's. I never turned anyone away or asked them to leave. We had one literally crazy guy that would show up every Monday, Thursday and Sunday, without fail, like clockwork.

He'd order a single piece of chicken, take it to a table and have a conversation with NO ONE! Just talking to an empty chair as if someone were answering (he did a MUCH better job than Clint Eastwood). Then he'd get up and buy a biscuit. Talk some more while eating the biscuit. Come to the counter, buy a small soda, go back to the table and continue the conversation. He'd never buy a meal, he'd buy each piece one at a time and eat them before getting the next piece.

The ONLY time we had a problem was when he told the imaginary person a joke and they didn't get it. So, he had to explain it to them, and they still didn't get it, and he was getting agitated at their inability to understand the humor of his joke. He started raising his voice in agitation, then stormed out of the restaurant. We didn't see him for about 10 days after that.

We had one or two people try to complain that it was creepy, and I'd tell them: He's harmless, ignore him. He honestly didn't bug anyone else unless they paid attention to him, and as far as I was concerned, that was their problem, not his. it wasn't like during a lunch rush or anything, he came in during mid-afternoon when we were slow. A couple of the teenage girls made fun of him at first, but after a while, it just became the norm that this dude would come in and have conversations with imaginary people. He never hurt anyone, and was a paying customer, there was nothing I could do, so I didn't do anything.

The good ole days at Harman-Drever...
2014-06-15 01:42:33 PM  
1 votes:
I don't buy it.

I could go to the nearest KFC right now and, guaranteed, find at least four customers who are more disgustingly, disturbingly ugly than that poor little girl.
2014-06-15 12:59:13 PM  
1 votes:
#notallpitbulls
2014-06-15 12:54:42 PM  
1 votes:

Rattrap007: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.


What, you've never seen a pack of feral Dachshunds take down a pickup truck?

http://youtu.be/yAAfIpXmPLs

/Terrierfying
2014-06-15 12:46:33 PM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.


Again?
2014-06-15 12:37:24 PM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: [static.guim.co.uk image 640x360]

I know who we can call to solve the problem


The grandfather shot the dogs.  Learn to read the article, noob!  :0

Also, that girl is going to make a biatching pirate this Halloween.
2014-06-15 12:34:56 PM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.


Only if the pizza was late.
2014-06-15 12:33:02 PM  
1 votes:
I am throwing my name onto the "this didn't happen" board also.  Most people passing by in a restaurant  wouldn't even notice her "disfigurement" and those that did wouldn't be so scared they couldn't move on with their lives and eat their chicken.
 
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