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(Huffington Post)   "Excuse me, we know that your 3 year old is recovering from a pit bull mauling, but...uh...her face is scaring customers, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 179
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2014-06-15 01:10:44 PM  

cryinoutloud: Abaddon The Despoiler: And this is exactly why those fine and upstanding unskilled folks deserve $15.00/hour to start with. A true testament to their unparalleled decision making abilities in the face of difficult and hard work of pushing buttons, dropping baskets and shoving things into boxes and bags when not counting money wrong.
Kudos to the Colonel's Kentucky Roughnecks for pulling people to their entitled cause.

Yes, because people who make a lot of money don't ever act like jackasses. Money only flows to those who deserve it.


This.
 
2014-06-15 01:11:37 PM  
Oh what the hell, shes still a cute kid. Not scary at all either. That KFC and everyone who works there can eat shiat, and I hope they get sued over this.
 
2014-06-15 01:12:10 PM  
Dammit.  The '. . .she needs to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her' is an old joke, not parental instruction.
 
2014-06-15 01:13:15 PM  
Why can't Walmart have this policy? It'll suck for a bit because there'd be no peopleofwalmart.com anymore, but it'll be better in the long run...
 
2014-06-15 01:13:16 PM  

Hermione_Granger: We've had a couple of recent maulings here in Cincy. This past week 3 pit bulls got a hold of a girl and ripped her tongue out. She's so badly hurt she's still a medically induced coma.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/04/pit-bull-attac k/ 9980569/

News report yesterday said the guys who owned the dogs can only be charged with misdemeanors unless the girl dies. WTF? They're holding them on drugs and weapons charges since they had that in their house.

farking, farking drug dealers. We should line them up with the goddamned pedophiles and have a mass hanging.


Agreed. Or a firing squad.
 
2014-06-15 01:13:56 PM  

shortdarkandmeh: a story where a "datsun" attacked a baby.


Sounds like a mockbuster remake of Christine made by the Asylum.
 
2014-06-15 01:14:27 PM  

yarnothuntin: Yeah, calling Bullshiat on this one. Even disfigured that girl is better looking than most people who patronize a Kentucky Fried Chikun. Especially in Mississsisspppiii.

Also, what kind of red neck wonder land do these people live in when packs of wild pit bulls just barge into your trailer park trailer and eat little children? This is some serious Trailer Park Boys shiat.

also:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFHAJ5asMk&feature=kp


Damn straight. Especially since the Klan's national headquarters is in Mississippi and not in some other state known for its fine and upstanding citizens.
 
2014-06-15 01:15:03 PM  
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2014-06-15 01:15:50 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: shortdarkandmeh: a story where a "datsun" attacked a baby.

Sounds like a mockbuster remake of Christine made by the Asylum.


Mason is awesome.
 
2014-06-15 01:17:06 PM  
If there's one subset of a species that's empirically shown to be responsible for the majority of violent and anti-social behavior of that species, perhaps that subset should be eliminated.

/love my pit bull terrier, sweetest girl ever
 
2014-06-15 01:17:26 PM  

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


She looks prettier already.
 
2014-06-15 01:19:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: ArkAngel: [static.guim.co.uk image 640x360]

I know who we can call to solve the problem

The grandfather shot the dogs.  Learn to read the article, noob!  :0

Also, that girl is going to make a biatching pirate this Halloween.


he shot 2 of his 10 pit bulls.
 
2014-06-15 01:21:23 PM  
The policy was stated clearly on a large sign by the front door:

NO UGLY KIDS!

Store is in the right here.
 
2014-06-15 01:23:47 PM  
No one expects classy behavior at a KFC.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:38 PM  

Loucifer: Maybe she was spooning mashed potatoes into her eye hole or using chicken skin to imitate Hannibal Lecter's escape scene. I'm just speculating!


I farking snorted out loud in an office full of people, you fark.
 
2014-06-15 01:31:54 PM  
Was the owner the husband from Sling Blade?
 
GBB
2014-06-15 01:32:57 PM  

SideshowRaheem: The policy was stated clearly on a large sign by the front door:

NO UGLY KIDS!

Store is in the right here.


No Shirt
No Shoes
NO FATTIES
 
2014-06-15 01:33:52 PM  
Only idiotic parents keep animals that possess the capacity to maim and kill small children in their home. You're effectively saying, "You know I love my kids, but the non-zero chance that my animal will maim or kill them is totally worth it".
 
2014-06-15 01:34:51 PM  

GBB: SideshowRaheem: The policy was stated clearly on a large sign by the front door:

NO UGLY KIDS!

Store is in the right here.

No Shirt
No Shoes
NO FATTIES


The death knell of all fast food eateries.
 
2014-06-15 01:36:50 PM  

Fano: Was the owner the husband from Sling Blade?


I don't think there was a husband in Sling Blade.  Weren't they just shacking up?
 
2014-06-15 01:40:07 PM  
I am so burning for this, but when I saw her pic, I can't help not thinking of Ruprecht in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrel" You be the judge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29iPMa1YdW4
 
2014-06-15 01:42:11 PM  

Owangotang: Only idiotic parents keep animals guns knives electrical outlets sharp edged tables tile floors that possess the capacity to maim and kill small children in their home. You're effectively saying, "You know I love my kids, but the non-zero chance that my animal random item will maim or kill them is totally worth it".


The whole world has a non zero chance of killing you. I do love my kids, but you can't eliminate all threats, nor should you try to.

In regards to TFA, I've actually met this family. Little girl is the sweetest kid, but I'd be curious to hear exactly how this really went down at the KFC
 
2014-06-15 01:42:33 PM  
I don't buy it.

I could go to the nearest KFC right now and, guaranteed, find at least four customers who are more disgustingly, disturbingly ugly than that poor little girl.
 
2014-06-15 01:47:38 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I would be very surprised if this turned out to be true.  What business in its right farking mind would turn away a injured little girl because she had a few scars?  It is just nonsensical as even the most hard-hearted among us have a soft spot for little kids.  More than likely, her mother is just using her daughter's injuries to attention whore.  Also, the article is glossing over the fact that the fact that  the girl's family is wholly to blame for her injuries.

I do feel compassion for that little girl and I think what she really needs is to be saved from her family.


I'm gonna call BS on it, too. I used to manage a KFC when I was in my early 20's. I never turned anyone away or asked them to leave. We had one literally crazy guy that would show up every Monday, Thursday and Sunday, without fail, like clockwork.

He'd order a single piece of chicken, take it to a table and have a conversation with NO ONE! Just talking to an empty chair as if someone were answering (he did a MUCH better job than Clint Eastwood). Then he'd get up and buy a biscuit. Talk some more while eating the biscuit. Come to the counter, buy a small soda, go back to the table and continue the conversation. He'd never buy a meal, he'd buy each piece one at a time and eat them before getting the next piece.

The ONLY time we had a problem was when he told the imaginary person a joke and they didn't get it. So, he had to explain it to them, and they still didn't get it, and he was getting agitated at their inability to understand the humor of his joke. He started raising his voice in agitation, then stormed out of the restaurant. We didn't see him for about 10 days after that.

We had one or two people try to complain that it was creepy, and I'd tell them: He's harmless, ignore him. He honestly didn't bug anyone else unless they paid attention to him, and as far as I was concerned, that was their problem, not his. it wasn't like during a lunch rush or anything, he came in during mid-afternoon when we were slow. A couple of the teenage girls made fun of him at first, but after a while, it just became the norm that this dude would come in and have conversations with imaginary people. He never hurt anyone, and was a paying customer, there was nothing I could do, so I didn't do anything.

The good ole days at Harman-Drever...
 
2014-06-15 02:03:56 PM  
I don't believe this story. I don't believe half the shiat I read on the internet. Maybe I'm cynical but I'm inclined to believe they were asked to leave for some reason and then they used this as an excuse.

IF this story is true, it was probably some overzealous employee who felt like this could be a hygiene issue. But even that seems farfetched and stupid.
 
2014-06-15 02:07:19 PM  

Loucifer: The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.


hahahaha

/bad
 
2014-06-15 02:08:24 PM  

mjohnson71: Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


This.

Funny how it's never a Labrador, or a Beagle, or a German Sheppard, or a Chow, or any number of other breeds and mixes. Nope, it always seems to be a pit bull or a pit bull mix that suddenly turns and viciously attacks without notice or provocation.
 
2014-06-15 02:09:17 PM  

cryinoutloud: And nobody they can sue here either, since it was grandpa's dogs that did it.


Dirty J1: sue


I think we found a strong case for WHY the family is claiming this has happened. Those medical bills ain't cheap, ya know.
 
2014-06-15 02:09:57 PM  

Dirty J1: Oh what the hell, shes still a cute kid. Not scary at all either. That KFC and everyone who works there can eat shiat, and I hope they get sued over this.


This is what I meant to link, DURR!
 
2014-06-15 02:13:47 PM  
Pit bulls are for white trash people who can't afford bulldogs.
 
2014-06-15 02:14:55 PM  
I'm inclined to call BS on this as well, except that when my wife worked for an Arby's, they had a family come in who refused to be served by a cashier that had bad acne scarring...they requested the manager and explained, in front of the cashier, that she was too grotesque. The manager shrugged it off, rang them up, and went back to work. After their meal, the same family asked for the manager again, requesting a refund because they could see the same cashier and it ruined their meal. Manager refused and the family ended up complaining to corporate.

So, do I think a mother would lie about what a restaurant did? Yes.
Do I think some people are just that despicable to say and do such things? Yes.
 
2014-06-15 02:15:52 PM  

Loucifer: Maybe she was spooning mashed potatoes into her eye hole or using chicken skin to imitate Hannibal Lecter's escape scene. I'm just speculating!


Or ketchup!

CSB Time..  One of the best teachers I ever had went to military school. One of the other students had a glass eye.  A new kid started and had his first time at night patrol duty, so they swiped some ketchup from the kitchen, snuck out, popped out the eye (they had kept it a secret from the newb), laid it on his cheek on some ketchup with more here and there on his face and chest, waited until here was near and made some "gurgling sounds".
He said when the guy heard the "gurgling" he slowed way down and started sneaking, flashlight darting back and forth, everywhere... then comes around the corner to the 'body'.... freezes... then screams like a girl while just standing there.
He had us laughing so farking hard.. this is a cut-down version of what he told..

/also told us if you poured ice water in someone's ear that is asleep, they go after the first person they see when they wake up.. no matter how far away from them they are.. and it worked time after time.
 
2014-06-15 02:21:06 PM  
My reply would have been. "Have you looked in the mirror"?
 
2014-06-15 02:22:26 PM  

China White Tea: This seems... dubious.  Unless you've spent the last decade or so living under a rock, you would have a pretty good understanding of just how swiftly and firmly the vengeful boot of the internet would plant itself in your ass for something like that.


You'd think with enough exposure to the Internet, you'd realize that people are still capable of being shiatty regardless if people are going to Internet Justice their butts.
 
2014-06-15 02:25:05 PM  

Zombie DJ: Pit bulls are for white trash people who can't afford bulldogs.


lol

Pitts and bulldogs couldn't be further apart, breed-wise. Bulldogs are poorly-bred, short-snorted, and prone to obesity.
 
2014-06-15 02:26:48 PM  

ReapTheChaos: mjohnson71: Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

This.

Funny how it's never a Labrador, or a Beagle, or a German Sheppard, or a Chow, or any number of other breeds and mixes. Nope, it always seems to be a pit bull or a pit bull mix that suddenly turns and viciously attacks without notice or provocation.


When I was a kid (sometime after the Civil War) my cousin was attacked by a German Shepard and had his face seriously bitten. My uncle was there and killed the dog. My cousin still has the scar.

And all of you doubting this story, just stop it! I want my outrage!!!
 
2014-06-15 02:29:25 PM  

loveblondieo: As appalling as this story is, I wonder if something else happened and they were asked to leave for another reason. Poor girl either way. She is a cutie.


Total cutie.  I would hold her and love her and call her George.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:18 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: I think we found a strong case for WHY the family is claiming this has happened. Those medical bills ain't cheap, ya know.


You kind of get that feeling if you look at their Facebook page (linked at Huffpo)

Victoria's family is struggling financially due to the fact that the insurance company is refusing to pay for many of her medicines and anything to do with her feeding tube or formula which is $550 a month. Please continue to pray for Victoria and for God to make a way financially. Thanks for the support!

KFC has reached out for more information thanks to the overwhelming support for Victoria. Thank you for sharing her story and please continue to pray for her and her recovery. She still has several surgeries in her future and will continue to need our love and support.

Several people have asked what they can do outside of money, because Victoria has struggled with her new appearance and she will not be able to have her eye socket repaired anytime soon we are buying decorative eye patches for her. They can be purchased online at etsy.com, ebay.com or amazon.com. they are usually between $10-$15 apiece. If you would like to mail an eye patch please do so to 120 Blessed Drive Harrisville MS 39082
Please remember to purchase for the RIGHT eye. Thanks for all the support for this sweet child.
https://www.etsy.com/market/kids_eye_patch

I found this page from the facebook group, which I found in the article about this lovely girl being asked to leave a restaurant. I just can't believe what I read and wanted to do something to help, even if I don't have much to donate. Victoria is a beautiful little girl, with or without her scars.


Now I'm not saying that this couldn't have happened at KFC, maybe it did, but the family is looking at a lot of surgery for this kid (that's also detailed on the Facebook page.) It's now been several months since the attack, support is probably dropping off now......lots of people in the world to feel sorry for, after all.

I don't know, the KFC story sounds kind of wimpy, and the whole family sounds kind of TOO pious and thankful. Hundreds of "pray for us" and "our hearts lifted in gratitude" and stuff of that nature. Hell, if my grandpa's dog had attacked my kid, I'd be too embarrassed to say much, let alone plaster my kid's painful recovery all over Facebook. Which they are.
 
2014-06-15 02:43:19 PM  
Maybe they meant her face is too scarrie?
 
2014-06-15 02:45:16 PM  

cryinoutloud: You kind of get that feeling if you look at their Facebook page (linked at Huffpo)


I actually didn't check the facebook page. I'm also not saying it COULDN'T have happened, and as a customer, I would have been appalled at the store taking these actions personally, but anymore, I can't believe a store or company would pull this considering how litigious our society is these days. Everyone wants a quick buck, but there are those that don't want to work for it.

It's terrible what happened to this girl. This happened to one of my nieces with a Chow Chow (over 200 stitches to put her scalp and face back together, and scarred for life, mentally and physically), so I feel a great overwhelming need for compassion. I have personally never witnessed someone asked to leave a restaurant because of appearance. I've seen them asked to leave for various reasons (including smell at one point), but never something like this.

I guess I'm torn on who to blame and fall back on my belief that humans are inherently greedy and will lie, cheat and steal to get some of what others have. Businesses seem a quick and easy route to this, as they generally go for a quiet settlement to hush the people up. I'm more apt to believe the family has blown this WAY out of proportion and taken it to the extreme, using viral internet instead of word of mouth to get their payday.

Then again, I am jaded.
 
2014-06-15 02:49:17 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Zombie DJ: Pit bulls are for white trash people who can't afford bulldogs.

lol

Pitts and bulldogs couldn't be further apart, breed-wise. Bulldogs are poorly-bred, short-snorted, and prone to obesity.


So bulldogs are like pit bull owners?
 
2014-06-15 02:52:37 PM  

big pig peaches: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Zombie DJ: Pit bulls are for white trash people who can't afford bulldogs.

lol

Pitts and bulldogs couldn't be further apart, breed-wise. Bulldogs are poorly-bred, short-snorted, and prone to obesity.

So bulldogs are like pit bull owners?


I saw a fat dude in a wifebeater walking a pitbull puppy the other day. He was honestly trying to look 'hard' but was more soft and doughy than anything. I have far too many stories of my buddy's neighbor and his pitbulls. The dude walks them without a leash, and they are hyper aggressive towards other dogs, including attacking his lab in their yard. He finally pulled out his 9mm when the guy was walking them one day and told him if the dogs comes into his yard again he'll shoot it. The dude now walks them a different route.
 
2014-06-15 03:01:59 PM  
Would fark even exist without clingy cat fetished kids?
 
2014-06-15 03:07:22 PM  

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.


You forgot:

11. Has a rusted out hunk of junk luxury car splaid out in the back of their driveway that they just have to fix the transmission, replace the motor, restore several parts of the frame and get a completely new paint job and it'll be as good as new.
 
2014-06-15 03:09:22 PM  

Usurper4: I'm inclined to call BS on this as well, except that when my wife worked for an Arby's, they had a family come in who refused to be served by a cashier that had bad acne scarring...they requested the manager and explained, in front of the cashier, that she was too grotesque. The manager shrugged it off, rang them up, and went back to work. After their meal, the same family asked for the manager again, requesting a refund because they could see the same cashier and it ruined their meal. Manager refused and the family ended up complaining to corporate.

So, do I think a mother would lie about what a restaurant did? Yes.
Do I think some people are just that despicable to say and do such things? Yes.


Wow. Just, wow.

If I were standing behind those people I seriously think I would have snapped. Like full on, "getting the tire iron from my trunk and smashing the shiat out of their car like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski" snapping. And that's assuming I could keep it together long enough to get out of the restaurant without assaulting the shiatheel.

/internet anecdotes don't usually make me angry, but seriously. What. The. Fark.
//yeah, yeah, I'm an ITG. Wanna fight about it?
 
2014-06-15 03:12:42 PM  
Shouldn't fark be checking IDs since after all 10 year olds should be in school? Just sayin
 
2014-06-15 03:14:54 PM  
There are bad pit bulls. But, I mean, c'mon, even the most devout anti-pitbull type has to admit that they're made bad by bad owners.

When is the last time you read an article involving someone that wasn't complete trash who owned a pit ball that mauled someone unprovoked? Off the top of my head, I remember 1 incident, and it was a burglar that entered a child's room where the dog was laying beside the bed. That guy got torn the hell up while the family got all the kids out then subdued him before the dog was called off. Vicious beast, indeed.

English Staffordshire Terriers, more commonly known as a Staffie and unofficially classified as a pit bull. If you saw one, you'd know immediately it was a pit bull. If you've seen a blue nose staffie puppy, you'd just melt. It's one of the more tame pits that is catching on around the US because you get the benefits of the pit bull bloodline, just taken down a notch. These dogs are some of the best family dogs you'll find, as long as you pay a little attention to them. You don't even have to send them off to camp to be trained. They may not be as gentle as Labradors and lick every stranger they meet, but Labradors won't protect your family's life with their own if they sense danger or panic.
 
2014-06-15 03:18:34 PM  

JPSimonetti: English Staffordshire Terriers


Auto correct fail. "english staffordshire bull terriers"
 
2014-06-15 03:20:52 PM  

JPSimonetti: There are bad pit bulls. But, I mean, c'mon, even the most devout anti-pitbull type has to admit that they're made bad by bad owners.

When is the last time you read an article involving someone that wasn't complete trash who owned a pit ball that mauled someone unprovoked? Off the top of my head, I remember 1 incident, and it was a burglar that entered a child's room where the dog was laying beside the bed. That guy got torn the hell up while the family got all the kids out then subdued him before the dog was called off. Vicious beast, indeed.

English Staffordshire Terriers, more commonly known as a Staffie and unofficially classified as a pit bull. If you saw one, you'd know immediately it was a pit bull. If you've seen a blue nose staffie puppy, you'd just melt. It's one of the more tame pits that is catching on around the US because you get the benefits of the pit bull bloodline, just taken down a notch. These dogs are some of the best family dogs you'll find, as long as you pay a little attention to them. You don't even have to send them off to camp to be trained. They may not be as gentle as Labradors and lick every stranger they meet, but Labradors won't protect your family's life with their own if they sense danger or panic.


You're absolutely right. I recently had a run in with a rather large Burmese Mountain Dog. She was an absolute sweetheart, came trotting up with her owner, leaned up against me to get better petting, and licked me furious.

I BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY DIGNITY!!
 
2014-06-15 03:25:06 PM  

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


BS.  There are bad pit bulls, too.  Especially with all of the bad breeding there has been, some dogs are born with behavioral problems.  There are bad owners and good owners.  Even the best owners can have trouble with a behaviorally troubled dog.  To state that dogs are never born bad is the same as saying that people are never born bad, they are just made that way by their environment.  Every dog is an individual with their own personality, and not every dog is a good dog or can ever be a good dog.
 
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