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(Huffington Post)   "Excuse me, we know that your 3 year old is recovering from a pit bull mauling, but...uh...her face is scaring customers, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 179
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2014-06-15 09:46:54 AM  
static.guim.co.uk

I know who we can call to solve the problem
 
2014-06-15 10:18:20 AM  
As appalling as this story is, I wonder if something else happened and they were asked to leave for another reason. Poor girl either way. She is a cutie.
 
2014-06-15 11:15:40 AM  
I'm glad they put that "allegedly" 'in there, because well, I don't know if I believe this. She doesn't even look that scary, unless they left her eyepatch off. Maybe that's really gross.

Might it have something to do with Victoria's Victories Facebook page, which has been documenting the little girl's recovery? And nobody they can sue here either, since it was grandpa's dogs that did it.
 
2014-06-15 12:30:58 PM  
I hear many lawyers, Kemosabe... running like the wind!
 
2014-06-15 12:33:02 PM  
I am throwing my name onto the "this didn't happen" board also.  Most people passing by in a restaurant  wouldn't even notice her "disfigurement" and those that did wouldn't be so scared they couldn't move on with their lives and eat their chicken.
 
2014-06-15 12:33:05 PM  
If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.
 
2014-06-15 12:34:13 PM  
Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.
 
2014-06-15 12:34:41 PM  
Please.. Most of the employees at KFC are the scary ones..
 
2014-06-15 12:34:56 PM  

BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.


Only if the pizza was late.
 
2014-06-15 12:35:02 PM  
"No, that was another little 3/yo girl and waitaminutewhatareyousayingaboutmydaughter!?!?!"
 
2014-06-15 12:35:36 PM  

BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.


They'd be made to see reason.
 
2014-06-15 12:35:53 PM  
Children are best neither seen nor heard, however the outrage is nipping at my heels. The invisible mouth of the Free Market will determine if bites of reality like this are acceptable or not.
 
2014-06-15 12:36:01 PM  
Maybe she was spooning mashed potatoes into her eye hole or using chicken skin to imitate Hannibal Lecter's escape scene. I'm just speculating!
 
2014-06-15 12:36:06 PM  
I wouldn't want to look at that eating kfc.
 
2014-06-15 12:36:07 PM  

maxx2112: BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.

Only if the pizza was late.


I don't know. Uncle Enzo does not like this sort of thing.
 
2014-06-15 12:37:19 PM  
I can see her being asked to leave. I for one would like to enjoy my three breasted mutant KFC chicken without having to look at Frankenkid.
 
2014-06-15 12:37:24 PM  

ArkAngel: [static.guim.co.uk image 640x360]

I know who we can call to solve the problem


The grandfather shot the dogs.  Learn to read the article, noob!  :0

Also, that girl is going to make a biatching pirate this Halloween.
 
2014-06-15 12:37:26 PM  
More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.
 
2014-06-15 12:37:59 PM  

BalugaJoe: maxx2112: BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.

Only if the pizza was late.

I don't know. Uncle Enzo does not like this sort of thing.



Which leads me to ask . . . was the original attacker one of Mr. Lee's "dogs?"
 
2014-06-15 12:39:47 PM  
The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.
 
2014-06-15 12:39:52 PM  
Anyways are they sure it was a pit bull? It could have been that baby-eating golden retriever.
 
2014-06-15 12:40:27 PM  

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


Which means that this little girl has very bad genetics, as well as scars and a missing eye. We should just put her down now.
 
2014-06-15 12:42:31 PM  

cryinoutloud: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Which means that this little girl has very bad genetics, as well as scars and a missing eye. We should just put her down now.


The dogs tried, gramps shot darwin's angels before they could finish the job.
 
2014-06-15 12:42:35 PM  
This seems... dubious.  Unless you've spent the last decade or so living under a rock, you would have a pretty good understanding of just how swiftly and firmly the vengeful boot of the internet would plant itself in your ass for something like that.
 
2014-06-15 12:42:53 PM  

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


Not so sure about that, but the one I know of is certainly guilty of excessive licking of people and making sad-eyes when I'm eating....
 
2014-06-15 12:44:55 PM  
Breed of peace strikes again.
 
2014-06-15 12:45:03 PM  

maxx2112: BalugaJoe: maxx2112: BalugaJoe: If this was Cosa Nostra Pizza there would be hell to pay.

Only if the pizza was late.

I don't know. Uncle Enzo does not like this sort of thing.


Which leads me to ask . . . was the original attacker one of Mr. Lee's "dogs?"


Rat Things are all good.
 
2014-06-15 12:45:28 PM  

Loucifer: Maybe she was spooning mashed potatoes into her eye hole or using chicken skin to imitate Hannibal Lecter's escape scene. I'm just speculating!


Very good, I was thinking acting up, but damn you're twisted. +1.
 
2014-06-15 12:45:34 PM  
I would be very surprised if this turned out to be true.  What business in its right farking mind would turn away a injured little girl because she had a few scars?  It is just nonsensical as even the most hard-hearted among us have a soft spot for little kids.  More than likely, her mother is just using her daughter's injuries to attention whore.  Also, the article is glossing over the fact that the fact that  the girl's family is wholly to blame for her injuries.

I do feel compassion for that little girl and I think what she really needs is to be saved from her family.
 
2014-06-15 12:46:33 PM  

Loucifer: The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.


Again?
 
2014-06-15 12:46:41 PM  

mjohnson71: Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


More like there is no guarantee that these were actual "pit bulls" either. The media has about the same track record in identifying medium-sized shorthair breeds as it does handguns and "assault rifles."
 
2014-06-15 12:47:19 PM  

Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.
 
2014-06-15 12:48:07 PM  
Dog of Peace.
 
2014-06-15 12:48:44 PM  

Rattrap007: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.


You never hear it because of the Dachshund mafia which control the news media in the US.
 
2014-06-15 12:49:29 PM  

mjohnson71: Great, the weekly pit bull thread where we get 100 posts about how they are such great dogs and that there are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.


A good guy with a cat can stop a bad guy with a pit bull.
 
2014-06-15 12:50:05 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: what she really needs is to be saved from her family.


It's funny how often it turns out that way, isn't it?

/Doesn't surprise me though--I just got done reading the father's day thread
 
2014-06-15 12:52:48 PM  
Yeah, calling Bullshiat on this one. Even disfigured that girl is better looking than most people who patronize a Kentucky Fried Chikun. Especially in Mississsisspppiii.

Also, what kind of red neck wonder land do these people live in when packs of wild pit bulls just barge into your trailer park trailer and eat little children? This is some serious Trailer Park Boys shiat.

also:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFHAJ5asMk&feature=kp
 
2014-06-15 12:54:42 PM  

Rattrap007: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.


What, you've never seen a pack of feral Dachshunds take down a pickup truck?

http://youtu.be/yAAfIpXmPLs

/Terrierfying
 
2014-06-15 12:54:56 PM  
Who could go to dead zombie Colonel Sander's Kentucky Fried Mutilated Poultry Carcasses for a meal and be grossed out about anything?
 
2014-06-15 12:57:43 PM  
As sad as this story is, I couldn't go one sentence without reading something that sounded more and more like redneck ghettosburg.  I hope the girl recovers quickly, but damn...I hope she leaves that area quicker.
 
2014-06-15 12:58:15 PM  
I work in a guest relations office and I don't doubt this story for a minute!

The things people will complain about is mind blowing.

The depths people will go to try and get something free is staggering.

I have no doubt the thought process was "That girl is hard to look at, I lost my appetite, I want my KFC meal for free now"

Not a doubt in my mind
 
2014-06-15 12:58:20 PM  
And this is exactly why those fine and upstanding unskilled folks deserve $15.00/hour to start with. A true testament to their unparalleled decision making abilities in the face of difficult and hard work of pushing buttons, dropping baskets and shoving things into boxes and bags when not counting money wrong.

Kudos to the Colonel's Kentucky Roughnecks for pulling people to their entitled cause.
 
2014-06-15 12:59:13 PM  
#notallpitbulls
 
2014-06-15 01:00:31 PM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: And this is exactly why those fine and upstanding unskilled folks deserve $15.00/hour to start with. A true testament to their unparalleled decision making abilities in the face of difficult and hard work of pushing buttons, dropping baskets and shoving things into boxes and bags when not counting money wrong.
Kudos to the Colonel's Kentucky Roughnecks for pulling people to their entitled cause.


Yes, because people who make a lot of money don't ever act like jackasses. Money only flows to those who deserve it.
 
2014-06-15 01:02:23 PM  

cryinoutloud: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Which means that this little girl has very bad genetics, as well as scars and a missing eye. We should just put her down now.


Just have her fixed... then have her spayed.
 
2014-06-15 01:02:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: Pumpernickel bread: what she really needs is to be saved from her family.

It's funny how often it turns out that way, isn't it?

/Doesn't surprise me though--I just got done reading the father's day thread


Kids are far less likely to be injured or killed at school than at home.  If the money and attention being put into "school shooter" protection were put into quality school counseling and outreach, then far more kids would be certain to benefit.
 
2014-06-15 01:04:59 PM  

Rattrap007: Psychohazard: More paranoia.  Pit bulls are great dogs.  There are no bad pit bulls, only bad owners.

Yeah but you never really hear the phrase "Mauled to death by Dachshund" in media..  Oh sure you might get a nip some time, but never anything bad like what happened to the little girl.


Read Bobbie Ann Mason's story "Shiloh." The borderline-evil mother refers to a story where a "datsun" attacked a baby.
 
2014-06-15 01:08:47 PM  
We've had a couple of recent maulings here in Cincy. This past week 3 pit bulls got a hold of a girl and ripped her tongue out. She's so badly hurt she's still a medically induced coma.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/04/pit-bull-attac k/ 9980569/

News report yesterday said the guys who owned the dogs can only be charged with misdemeanors unless the girl dies. WTF? They're holding them on drugs and weapons charges since they had that in their house.

farking, farking drug dealers. We should line them up with the goddamned pedophiles and have a mass hanging.
 
2014-06-15 01:09:51 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Loucifer: The dogs probably would have left her alone if she didn't always smell like KFC.

Again?


Yes. I am again with the speculating.
 
2014-06-15 01:10:12 PM  

cryinoutloud: Abaddon The Despoiler: And this is exactly why those fine and upstanding unskilled folks deserve $15.00/hour to start with. A true testament to their unparalleled decision making abilities in the face of difficult and hard work of pushing buttons, dropping baskets and shoving things into boxes and bags when not counting money wrong.
Kudos to the Colonel's Kentucky Roughnecks for pulling people to their entitled cause.

Yes, because people who make a lot of money don't ever act like jackasses. Money only flows to those who deserve it.


People who make a lot of money are the puppeteers that make marionettes move, they don't need to garner popular support to institute change. They simply change what they can or just buy the change they want that makes them more money and opinions by the peasants be damned.
 
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