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(Yahoo)   Tomato truck overturns on I-8. Cleanup took quite a while, since procuring a truck full bacon and lettuce is a difficult task on a weekend   ( ) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, Arizona Department of Transportation, Arizona Department of Public Safety, tomatoes, repeal  
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977 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2014 at 9:34 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-15 09:09:40 AM  
2014-06-15 09:37:07 AM  
No mayo?

2014-06-15 09:43:01 AM  
"No injuries were reported."

Whew. Thank God it wasn't another attack of killer tomatoes.
2014-06-15 09:44:21 AM  
You say Carmina.
I say Burana.

Let's call the whole thing Orff.
2014-06-15 09:44:39 AM  
HAHAHAHAHA Subby, you magnificent bastard!!
2014-06-15 09:46:01 AM  
Nothing about the fresh pizza for sale to drivers caught in the traffic jam.
2014-06-15 09:54:44 AM  
Actually, lack of bread to make sammidges may not be a problem ....
2014-06-15 09:57:07 AM  
So, the bacon and lettuce trucks were able to ketchup?
2014-06-15 09:58:58 AM  
Wait, I get it. Like if a cattle truck overturned and all we needed was an over turned truck of charcoal and a tanker of BBQ sauce. Or an over turned beer truck, and all we would need is an over turned truck of pretzels.
Very original, and witty, my congrats to subby and the mods who green lighted this possible HOTY.
2014-06-15 10:00:08 AM  

emersonbiggins: So, the bacon and lettuce trucks were able to ketchup?

The leftover squished tomatoes were left for stray felines, and boy, did those cats sup.
2014-06-15 10:12:26 AM  
Was the driver on the sauce?
2014-06-15 10:24:15 AM  
The route is now known as V-8.
2014-06-15 10:46:51 AM  

MatrixOutsider: The route is now known as V-8.
2014-06-15 01:12:41 PM  
Shoulda just dropped off a carload a Mexicans, they'd a had em picked up in no time
2014-06-15 01:54:05 PM  
Bacon truck... MMMMmmmm...
2014-06-15 03:19:09 PM  
Gets me everytime.
Did anyone else read that as "tornado truck"?
2014-06-15 08:28:27 PM  
This saddens me.
2014-06-15 09:58:01 PM  
They'll need a tow truck to clean that up.
2014-06-15 11:29:28 PM  
I can guarantee the bread would be harder to get.
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