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(Click Orlando)   Police save raccoon with peanut butter jar stuck on its head. Surprisingly, no bullets were used during the course of this rescue   (clickorlando.com) divider line 43
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2014-06-15 06:04:37 PM
I want Michael Bay to turn this into a movie
 
2014-06-15 06:56:15 PM
Rookie mistake.
 
2014-06-15 06:56:24 PM
Raccoon was then tased and arrested for resisting arrest?
 
2014-06-15 06:57:24 PM
So it all went smoothly?
 
2014-06-15 06:58:41 PM

whatshisname: So it all went smoothly?


They got it off in a Jif.
 
2014-06-15 06:58:57 PM
Who needs bullets when you've got unlimited lube.
 
2014-06-15 07:01:37 PM
If he can't save it be from being a raccoon, nothing good was accomplished.
 
2014-06-15 07:02:33 PM
Why the police needed a peanut butter jar on it's head I'll never know...
 
2014-06-15 07:03:19 PM
Typical England. Last time I got a peanut butter jar stuck on MY head, they just laughed.
 
2014-06-15 07:09:07 PM
Where was Groot when this was happening?
 
2014-06-15 07:09:39 PM
That raccoon is lucky it wasn't mistaken for a dog.
 
2014-06-15 07:10:45 PM

maxheck: Why the police needed a peanut butter jar on it's head I'll never know...


That's the kind of linguistic observation made by a Russian sleeper agent!
 
2014-06-15 07:24:25 PM
They didn't plant crack on the raccoon?  Man these guys are slipping.
 
2014-06-15 07:24:43 PM
I think the Florida tag is reserved for stupidity in Florida, not something that makes sense and turned out well.
 
2014-06-15 07:27:52 PM
Residents should not feed wild animals

I may be wrong, but I don't think this was a case of anyone feeding it.
 
2014-06-15 07:29:13 PM
Peanut butter is like crack for raccoons, squirrels and assorted other critters.. If you ever want to trap a raccoon, squirrel, skunk, use peanut butter for bait.   I'm surprised the police didn't arrest the raccoon for being in possession of critter crack......well. critter crack paraphernalia.
 
2014-06-15 07:29:14 PM
Baton to its head?
 
2014-06-15 07:31:09 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-06-15 07:31:24 PM

wildcardjack: maxheck: Why the police needed a peanut butter jar on it's head I'll never know...

That's the kind of linguistic observation made by a Russian sleeper agent!


Oh you, we are no longer afrade of da ebil soviet empire and there ebil cummunizum. Now it's da ebil mooslum terwrist empire and there freedum hatted ways. Oh wate we has a terwrist mooslum upserper in the white house. Terwrist won. Two arms two arms USA USA USA WOLVERWEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!

/I think I lost 20 points in intelligence.
//I hope it's only temporary.
///I fails at trolling.
 
2014-06-15 07:32:25 PM
Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.
 
2014-06-15 07:44:24 PM
I'd be ok if they just tased the farker.
 
2014-06-15 07:47:06 PM
This is one instance where a judicious amount of flashlight justice would've helped.
 
2014-06-15 08:25:35 PM
Have they even considered that it might be an alien with its helmet on? They're lucky he did not die when it was removed.
 
2014-06-15 08:41:10 PM
Many police officers were jarheads themselves once.
 
2014-06-15 08:48:34 PM

Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.


F*ck yes.

/hate those little f*ckers.
 
2014-06-15 08:50:14 PM
Why?

It seems like a waste of manpower to spend time saving a pest.
 
2014-06-15 08:55:51 PM

taurusowner: Why?

It seems like a waste of manpower to spend time saving a pest.


someday it could be you, with your head stuck in a jar
 
2014-06-15 08:58:00 PM
What are the police saving the raccoon for?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-06-15 09:05:48 PM
Coon hunt! Yeeeeeeehawwwww. Sic em dawgs on em. Shoooweee! Oh. Never mind.
 
2014-06-15 09:06:13 PM
Love the rocket raccoon references, August is too far away.

/raccoons are adorbs
 
2014-06-15 09:13:07 PM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-06-15 09:22:49 PM

Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.


I feel the same way about most humans.

Pretty sure the raccoons were here first. Stop throwing away food and being a slob and they pretty much will leave you alone.
 
2014-06-15 09:47:20 PM

Shadow Blasko: Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.

I feel the same way about most humans.

Pretty sure the raccoons were here first. Stop throwing away food and being a slob and they pretty much will leave you alone.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 12:16:24 AM

Shadow Blasko: Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.

I feel the same way about most humans.

Pretty sure the raccoons were here first. Stop throwing away food and being a slob and they pretty much will leave you alone.


Raccoons are just animals doing what animals do, except they tend to be better at it than most other animals. In that they are much like humans, except with less war and genocide.
 
2014-06-16 12:59:17 AM
No bullets?

None?

Worst Responders.
 
2014-06-16 01:53:31 AM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-16 01:59:02 AM

Jument: Shadow Blasko: Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.

I feel the same way about most humans.

Pretty sure the raccoons were here first. Stop throwing away food and being a slob and they pretty much will leave you alone.

Raccoons are just animals doing what animals do, except they tend to be better at it than most other animals. In that they are much like humans, except with less war and genocide.


and more rabies.
 
2014-06-16 02:03:56 AM

sparkeyjames: Jument: Shadow Blasko: Cyclometh: Should have shot the little bastard.

Raccoons are evil, diseased pests and they should be eradicated.

I feel the same way about most humans.

Pretty sure the raccoons were here first. Stop throwing away food and being a slob and they pretty much will leave you alone.

Raccoons are just animals doing what animals do, except they tend to be better at it than most other animals. In that they are much like humans, except with less war and genocide.

and more rabies.


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-06-16 08:53:43 AM
The shooting is usually reserved for puppies and guys in wheelchairs.
 
2014-06-16 09:54:20 AM

talkertopc: Have they even considered that it might be an alien with its helmet on? They're lucky he did not die when it was removed.


Must of just been a scout.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-16 09:56:33 AM
Yes but you see dogs are pet and racoons are vermin.  Where the sympathy falls is obvious.
 
2014-06-16 12:32:42 PM
deleted scene?

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2014-06-16 07:09:49 PM
"A deputy climbed a ladder to rescue the raccoon from the tree, but the raccoon was spooked and jumped to another tree, according to authorities. Fire Rescue used their hose to spray the raccoon with water to fall safely on a tarp held by deputies."

First reaction - lol.

Second reaction - you RANK AMATEURS failed to capture this on video?! What, the senior officer on the scene didn't think to pull out his iPhone?!
 
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