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(PennLive)   Who wants to bid on this historic farm? It was home to a haunted attraction and a sex club...wait, wait, WHAT?   (pennlive.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-15 11:08:00 AM
The question is, can it be a sex club again?
 
2014-06-15 11:12:18 AM
Brenda Sterner, longtime owner of the Historic Menges Minges Farm

♫ Sex farm woman... ♫
 
2014-06-15 11:26:36 AM
"Can't sleep, clown will fark me."
 
2014-06-15 11:44:31 AM
I good friend of mine and her husband bought a big house up near Richmond, VA. Looking around, it was pretty obvious what they pervious owners were using it for, considering their where RJ45 jacks everywhere, including the ceiling of the showers.
 
2014-06-15 11:46:54 AM

Yaw String: I good friend of mine and her husband bought a big house up near Richmond, VA. Looking around, it was pretty obvious what they pervious owners were using it for, considering their where RJ45 jacks everywhere, including the ceiling of the showers.


Damn. Either autocorrect is farking with me, or  I'm so drunk that I  forgot that I've been drinking.
 
2014-06-15 11:47:20 AM
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-15 11:49:32 AM

Hickory-smoked: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x488]


God Bless the Onion.
 
2014-06-15 11:52:53 AM

dj_spanmaster: The question is, can it be a sex club again?


it never stopped.

I have had many a good night there, both at the haunted house with the Kids and at the sex club with the wife.

Nice friendly place, very rustic. I didn't know it was for sale (not that I was in the market for it) but am glad to see that both aspects of the land will remain intact...
 
2014-06-15 11:56:44 AM
Future home of the William George Jefferson Memorial and a Monica's Handbags outlet store?
 
2014-06-15 11:59:41 AM
For a sex club, the pics were kind of disappointing.
 
2014-06-15 12:02:14 PM
Wouldn't have a ghost of a chance of getting laid even in a haunted sex club.

/sad
 
2014-06-15 12:10:01 PM

6655321: Future home of the William George Jefferson Memorial and a Monica's Handbags outlet store?


Bill Clinton's Presidential Lounge. Free "Hot" Latte.
 
2014-06-15 12:29:47 PM
We call this next act "the hound of the baskervilles"
 
2014-06-15 12:44:08 PM

Hickory-smoked: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x488]


Nice to know something's opening at Willowbrook.
 
2014-06-15 12:45:04 PM
Meh, I already have one.
 
2014-06-15 12:52:29 PM

stuffy: For a sex club, the pics were kind of disappointing.


Have you ever been to a sex club?

It's not exactly like those pictures of the parties at the Mansion in Playboy might lead you to expect.
 
2014-06-15 12:55:11 PM
The Farm Travel Club

I'm betting Cletus and a three-legged pig.
 
2014-06-15 01:20:31 PM
Haunted sex club, you say?

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/Jinkeys!
 
2014-06-15 02:40:41 PM
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
 
2014-06-15 03:46:59 PM
 
2014-06-15 03:55:29 PM
This will simplify the way that the new owners can get access to creepy sound effects for their haunted house...

Just plant secret audio recording devices in the sex club next door, record the ensuing moans of pleasure, then use sound manipulation software to isolate scary sounding moans, speed them up, slow portions of them down, change the pitch, make them as scary as possible. Then play them loud when the animatronic ghoulies and ghosties pop out of dark corners in the haunted house.

The kids in the house will be scared out of their wits, not knowing that these moans are cause by the very activity which created them in the first place.

///Well, it will save them BUYING some of their special scary effects, won't it?
 
2014-06-15 04:32:26 PM

hardinparamedic: Hickory-smoked: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x488]

God Bless the Onion.



It's not the Onion.  It's liartownusa.tumblr.com

It's hard to believe, but LiartownUSA is more fun than the Onion.  It's also not nearly as heavy on the output, and sometimes very transgressively funny.
 
2014-06-15 05:18:35 PM
(WhyNotBoth.jpg)

So...fatties??
 
2014-06-15 08:09:35 PM
Who wants to be woken up at 3am every day by the ghost of a Victorian prostitute throwing douchewater in your face?


/DNRTFA
 
2014-06-15 08:12:24 PM
Oh. My. Lord.  I've met Kim Yates.  "...who was seen jumping and screaming around the auction..."  I'm sure she was.  I've seen her jumping and screaming around a hotel as well.  "High Energy" does not begin to describe this woman.  Try "bugnuts insane".  In a good way, as far as I know.  Very good haunt promoter.

Her attitude toward The Farm is gratifying.  If she decides that it's a good business, she may even make it better.  I wish her and them luck either way.
 
2014-06-16 10:04:15 AM
If there's one thing I know about old-timey sex clubs, there were a lot of pubes to sweep up the next morning.
 
2014-06-16 03:40:13 PM
I'd check it out.
 
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