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2014-06-15 10:49:47 AM  
8 votes:
People, please. There is a time and place for childish name calling and misspelled racist rantings: Youtube comments
2014-06-15 11:24:49 AM  
5 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

I'm not a lawyer, but I strongly believe looking like this should be grounds for a public flogging.
2014-06-15 09:48:32 AM  
4 votes:
Florida is about to be wiped off the face of the earth?

*Clicks link*

Eh, we'll be fine
2014-06-15 01:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
This could never happen here because:

1.  The case at issue is in the UK and they have no freedom of speech in the UK, and

2.  A quick investigation by the police that the typical Farker is way too fat to climb out of his mother's basement to do anything more than pick up another bag of Cheetos from the Wawa.
2014-06-15 12:24:36 PM  
2 votes:
I really wish this thread had been posted at like midnight on some night I'd been drinking too much, because my first instinct was to just keep quoting anyone else who posted in the thread, and accusing them or labeling them with the most slanderous, disgusting things I could come up with.

But mid-day on a Sunday, I just don't have it in me.
2014-06-15 12:05:44 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Reddit is better anyway. Fark just laps up their leftovers


Reddit seems to be mostly tweeners. Chive is hipsters.
Fark is ours. You can shutdown Fark when you pry this mouse out of my cold dead hand. I have a constitutional right to bare Fark. Fark is the last page of the Internet. Kinda like how roaches will survive the nuclear holocaust. That's it!

Fark, the cockroach of the Internet.
2014-06-15 11:06:10 AM  
2 votes:

Deacon Blue: bekovich: Where else can I post ineffectual comments that no one reads? :(

Buy a journal and write it out longhand.  Seems to be the only way not to get jailed.


Hide it in a drawer where the TV can't see it.
2014-06-15 10:48:44 AM  
2 votes:
Where else can I post ineffectual comments that no one reads? :(
2014-06-15 02:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

Bane of Broone: Frank N Stein: Farkers like to bill themselves as surly alcoholics that speak their mind. But really most are just thin skinned PC police.

Don't forget the butthurt "independents" flailing against libruhl boogeymen.


Not just the liberal boogeyman, but the crafty President being so domineering and controlling that he's shredding the Constitution as we speak and coming for the guns of all Right Wingers, then he'll be placing all the Tea Party members in concentration camps where they'll be re-educated. I mean, look how miserable ACA failed, this dumb President couldn't run a line of credit, and in fact was the cause of the housing crisis, started the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and was actually Jimmy Carter's brother Billy, in disguise the whole time!

This Socialist Muslim Communist Sharia Law Loving President is so inept and devious, he's killing this country through Machiavellian machinations and complete ineptitude while sleeping with Hillary, giving her his demon seed, because he's the Anti-Christ! No God Fearing 'Murican would truly follow this man, but all the Wiccans and witch-crafters cast spells to get him into the office, and this is all true, because according to Numerology, which is a SCIENCE, right up there with Creationism and both should be taught in Texas Schools next year, Bary Insane In The Membrane 0bummer's name equals 666!!!

But, no, this is all totes legit, because it fits the narrative screed of the right wing.
2014-06-15 01:10:18 PM  
1 votes:

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Fark Britain. Twice.


Dont you mean bugger?
2014-06-15 12:41:10 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: thamike: Igor Jakovsky: They dont have a single constitutional document.

Who gives a sh*t?

You apprently for replying to my original post.


Yeah, that's exactly how linear dialogue goes!  Go back and play in the shallow end.
2014-06-15 12:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
Wait until they get a hold of TMZ's user comments.
2014-06-15 12:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

portnoyd: Holy hell, reddit is a cesspool. Don't even compare it to Fark.


And besides, all the REALLY cool kids are over at 4Chan.
2014-06-15 12:17:56 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Reddit is better anyway. Fark just laps up their leftovers


i970.photobucket.com
2014-06-15 12:16:16 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: macadamnut: I'm not a lawyer, but I strongly believe looking like this should be grounds for a public flogging.

I came in here to make a comment about his stupid facial hair.


It looks like a My First Moustache growth for teenagers who've never shaved yet.
2014-06-15 12:13:44 PM  
1 votes:

moran_moran: Chive is hipsters.


c2.staticflickr.com




THIS IS NOT A "HIPSTER"

2014-06-15 12:07:00 PM  
1 votes:
This wouldn't happen if Facebook and Twitter users had online guns.
2014-06-15 11:59:59 AM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: TheWhoppah: Britain the USA has become is a backwards land where the citizens are "subjects of the crownP.C. movement" and freedom of speech and the press are limited to topics that do not upset the ruling class.

:)


I'm banned from one arcade because I'm not an atheist. Surely I must have proselytized, right? Nope. Minded my own business and was foolish enough to answer what I thought was an honest question.


At least you can go home, fire up the TV, and watch some music videos on MTV.
2014-06-15 11:56:39 AM  
1 votes:

macadamnut: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

I'm not a lawyer, but I strongly believe looking like this should be grounds for a public flogging.


Looks like what you'd expect an internet troll to look like.
2014-06-15 11:30:33 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

..articles like this one.

/stab ALL the things
2014-06-15 11:29:31 AM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: jehovahs witness protection: Removal of gun rights leads to removal of free speech.

They have nothing to do with each other.

Loss of free speech comes purely by the masses staying quiet while a loud outspoken minority of speech-haters dictate what is and what is not acceptable and allowed to be said in public spaces.

If some guy is open-carrying and comes near a crowd of oppressed people (speech-wise), his weapon is not going to magically allow them to break fascist rules laid down by police or any city.

Really? Guns protect speech?


LOL!!!!!


My friend owns a liquor store where they do Taste Testings of booze every Saturday. Yesterday they were setting up the stand for said taste testings. Some 2nd Amendment yahoo comes through the door with a pistol strapped to his waist. The guy was only about 5'5", and I didn't even see the weapon from behind the counter.

Owner: "I'm gonna need you to leave your weapon in the car, sir."
Yahoo: "I have been given this privelege to carry a weapon by THE Constitution of the United States, are you trying to infringe upon my rights?"
Owner: "The law states you cannot carry firearms in places where alcohol is served. Go to your car and remove your firearm. At this point, that's all I'm asking."
Yahoo: "At this point? I thought this was a free country! This isn't a bar, it's a liquor store!"
Owner: "I'm not sure you heard me, we serve alcohol here. We have a sign clearly posted on the front door that says NO Weapons Allowed..."
Yahoo: "How can a liquor store serve alcohol..."
Owner: "I also have the right to refuse service to anyone. I am now enacting that right, get out of my store. You cannot carry a firearm while I am serving alcohol."

The owner, who is a body builder, steps out to escort the guy out of the store and there was a bunch of talking over each other, basically, the tiny gun nut was telling the owner not to put his hands on him and his buddies will be hearing about this, and the owner just kept repeating he needs to leave the store NOW.

It ended with the guy saying something about the military protecting his freedoms, etc and the owner telling him: "I spent 27 years in the military, our store is Vet owned and operated. I was the one that served the time to guarantee that right. Which branch did you serve in?"

The owner is a retired full bird Colonel, btw.

The point is, yahoo's will use ANY excuse to talk about the8ir 2nd amendment rights, even when they are in the wrong. The yahoo wanted to be like those Open Carry Taxes fools and picked the wrong store to do it in.

Of course, this came 3 weeks after a regular customer of the store (who was a Vet, and a chaplain as well), started shooting at his friends one night, then got into a shootout with the police... and lost. The guy is 72 years old and was shot through the belly by the police, and has a court date next week for 4 counts of attempted homicide, 2 of those again Law Enforcement Officers.

The strangest part about this is it has not hit the news AT ALL. Mainly because here in Colorado Springs, we've had a huge problem with Military personnel going off the rails and murdering people, so there's almost a standing gag order for the media on Military personnel or Vets murdering or attempting to murder people. As of this, no one knows why he went on a shooting rampage, and no one knows why it's not being reported, not even in the Police Blotter. The only thing I've been able to find is his Court Docket, and he will be appearing June 18th, first appearance, court case 2014CR2395 for El Paso county. I can't even find what the actual charges are against him, we just took a guess after hearing from his wife what he did.

But, yeah, any reason at all to talk about 2nd Amendment rights and all that. Even the Good Guys with Guns are becoming dangerous.
2014-06-15 11:29:03 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Reddit is better anyway. Fark just laps up their leftovers


*tips fedora*
2014-06-15 11:09:57 AM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: TheWhoppah: Britain the USA has become is a backwards land where the citizens are "subjects of the crownP.C. movement" and freedom of speech and the press are limited to topics that do not upset the ruling class.

:)


I'm banned from one arcade because I'm not an atheist. Surely I must have proselytized, right? Nope. Minded my own business and was foolish enough to answer what I thought was an honest question.


I'm not sure what I find more surprising. That there are people who would kick you out of an arcade simply for not being an atheist, or that there was an arcade to be kicked out of.
2014-06-15 11:02:11 AM  
1 votes:

TheWhoppah: Britain the USA has become is a backwards land where the citizens are "subjects of the crownP.C. movement" and freedom of speech and the press are limited to topics that do not upset the ruling class.


:)


I'm banned from one arcade because I'm not an atheist. Surely I must have proselytized, right? Nope. Minded my own business and was foolish enough to answer what I thought was an honest question.
2014-06-15 11:00:57 AM  
1 votes:
Removal of gun rights leads to removal of free speech.
2014-06-15 10:53:11 AM  
1 votes:
This duck I'm a friend is dating told me about an old boy friend.

img.fark.net
2014-06-15 10:50:04 AM  
1 votes:

bekovich: Where else can I post ineffectual comments that no one reads? :(


Buy a journal and write it out longhand.  Seems to be the only way not to get jailed.
 
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